LeAnn Rimes Admits To Calling The Paparazzi
Human vodka bag Chelsea Handler has spit out a lot of shit about the Falcor/Lamb Chop hybrid that is LeAnn Rimes, but the latter decided to be the bigger person by going on the former's show. And by "bigger person" I mean that LeAnn is a fame whore in the truest sense of the phrase and will gladly look past someone's obvious hate for her if there's a TV camera involved.
LeAnn said that all the shit Chelsea talked about her actually helped her through her divorce, because she was able to laugh at Chelsea laughing at her. Uh huh. There's dick pull #1 from LeAnn. Dick pull #2 came when LeAnn said her skinny ass body happened naturally. LeAnn was a fat kid and as she grew up the fat magically melted off revealing the grown up skeleton of a War Hose underneath. Uh huh. Finally, dick pull #3 came when LeAnn admitted to calling the paps once in a while, but says that they mostly just show up by themselves and it's a thorn in her bony side:
LR: They just follow us everywhere. It's quite annoying. Yes. I get annoyed with myself, to be honest.CH: That's good to hear. That's refreshing. People want to know that. Now do you know when you're getting your photograph taken. Some people would say that you set the photographs up. Some girls do that. Have you ever done that?
LR: I have actually set a photograph up to get people to leave me alone. Once the photographs are taken then they're done. It's not something that you go do often..... The really really freaky things... Like we'll set photographs up for our wedding so we know everything's taken care of and it's going to be done the way we want to do it.
CH: Like pictures don't get out that you don't want to get out. Private photos. This is a good lesson in paparazzi.
LR: True. But yeah, certain ones where I'm like picking a wedgie out of my butt in a bathing suit. I definitely didn't set that up.
If only this bitch could pull her eyelids out of the squint position to clearly see all of us rolling our eyes at this. Like any of us are buying this shit. I mean, somewhere there's a crumpled up piece of paper in a paparazzo's pocket that has GPS coordinates written on it over a note that reads: "At exactly 14:00, I will pick a wedgie out of my butt in a bathing suit. Get that in hi-res. It will be perfect for The National Enquirer's annual Beach Bloopers cover."
Click here to see LeAnn on Chelsea if you care. And here's Mr. & Mrs. Squint at a pre-Grammy party last night.
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When did she become Fergie? Stop fucking with your face Leanne!
I watched most of this interview: I had DVR'ed Chelsea Lately, and I had to erase midway through their chat - Rimes was stuck in a grating self-explanatory rut.
you know, I've been called pretty and ugly before. I really don't get many comments either way anymore because I'm 41 and have 2 kids. Many years ago, I had a boyfriend who was probably more attractive than me. I say probably because was he hot in a very cheesy way like Mr. Sears catalog here? No. No one would ever mistake him for a model. And even though he was 4 years younger than me, I definitely had a better body/was in better overall shape. But my brand of pretty was not as accessible as his was (I looked a cross between Florence and Sheryl Lee). He was more generically attractive and got hit on alot. He also wound up cheating on me and then traveled to a different state to get with my then best friend for revenge after we split up. THEN my best friend told me that she always thought my relationship with my ex was like that Washington Square movie with Jennifer Jason Leigh. Which was very hurtful. Not sure where I'm going with this but we're all going to end up old and ugly. And my ex BF and ex friend won't (and don't) have my friendship. Attractiveness is like a currency and when you don't have it anymore, what do you have left?
Eddie Cibrian is such a transparent opportunist that he makes my skin crawl.
She is really hard on the eyes.
What's up with this bitch's nose?!
Bitch has to get it done ASAP.
There’s too much blood in my caffeine system.
Pathetic. And holy fuck those two are really squinty.
Chelsea Handler is a pig. At least LeAnn is truly talented...although everyone posting on this site seems to think she needs to be physically perfect, too. I'm glad only supermodels post here. I love LeAnn's music!
I wanna fill one of Eddie's dimple's with lime and the other with tequila so I can do a shot straight from them!
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wow what happened to eddie cibrian, i mean he isnt ugly ugly.
but geee... you know, he isn't in the league of "i will kick 100 bunnies" to jump on his ding dongs.
to think i used to want to hit that.
She may have had Juvaderm (fillers) which initially can make your eyes look squinty when you smile, as the cheeks are abnormally plumped up. She's hardly of an age though that she needs fillers.
Having said that, she never had round or deep-set eyes. She's lost way to much fat in her face and everything is exaggerated. Like her cavernous nostrils, par exemple.
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My eyes aren't big and round but they're not all squinty either.
Maybe LeAnne writes songs that other artists perform or something. Songwriting credits can earn you some nice cash, as I understand it.
Didn't she sing some lame songs in the 90s and he makes Lifetime movies?! Who the hell cares about these D-Listers? I just don't get why people are still talking about this story. People run off with trolls all the time. I watch BH Housewives and that ex of his, Brandi, is a cool chick and actually really hot. Now he's with this skeletor. The man can't see out of those tiny little eyes and now he's with someone as equally squinty. End of story. Move on, world.
Instead of calling the paparazzi how about she put an album out. If Taylor swift can do it with her mediocre voice then so can she.
her face is too beat to advertise it all like that...she be ggrrooss...
Who is the "SQUINT QUEEN" -- LeAnn or Renee Z.??
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 3:52pm.
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 3:05pm.
Thanks for the link-that's really funny!
Submitted by A.cotw on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:04pm.
So I take everyone here has big, round eyes...?
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I do. Brown and bulgy. "You have meatball eyes and spaghetti hair!" was one of the taunts of childhood.
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Why does anyone care what Chelsea Handler has to say? I don't get why that old booze hound became relevant.
Submitted by HangryHippo on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 3:14pm.
but WHERE does her bank account come from??? paparazzi pictures? savings from her past? i just don't get where these people get all their money from...i'm in the dark.
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Her parents and her management (accountants etc) team did excellent work managing her money from her years of albums and appearances. Unlike most parents of celebrity kids. (She wasn't ALWAYS a desperate fame whore.)
she denied having an eating disorder on ellen. she's too skinny though. not macaulay-like skinny but still.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Is Chelsea Handler the one who came from nowhere and was suddenly famous as Jennifer Aniston's best friend a few months back, talking trash about St Angie? I'm confused because I had never heard of her, and then suddenly she is borrowing that fame, which I guess she flipped into "dating" 50 Cent for a while before Joan Rivers told the world that she is a whore. So she's involving herself with LeAnn's tabloid mess, too?
So she's like the Gloria Allred of media whores, non-legal division? What does she do? What is her talent? Why is she on tv? Because she can read the tabloids and inject herself into the most played out overexposed stories?
At least she got LeAnn to tell what we all knew. Now that she has served that purpose she should go away.
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but WHERE does her bank account come from??? paparazzi pictures? savings from her past? i just don't get where these people get all their money from...i'm in the dark.
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Whereas Ed wakes up to her enormous bank account. She's just there to stand proxy. :-D
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Submitted by HomecomingQueen...:Leann, I am fascinated by her. Don't know why. She just strikes me as the girl who knows she was a total dork all her life and still can't believe she wakes up next to a hot guy every day (I don't blame her).
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Whereas Ed wakes up to her enormous bank account. She's just there to stand proxy. :-D
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:04pm.
So I take everyone here has big, round eyes...?
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I do. Brown and bulgy. "You have meatball eyes and spaghetti hair!" was one of the taunts of childhood.
HomecomingQueen... on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:38pm.
I completely agree, I actually think her body is great, no hate there. But I wouldn't fuck her either, because 1. I like peen, and 2. desperation is not hot.
I have a thing for Michelle Rodriguez. She couldn't be any more different from Leann.
*sigh*
Oh - one more thing. Chelsea Handler is an annoying wench. That is all.
I think her insecurity has definitely reached dizzying heights. The fact that she even married that guy proves it to be so. He does nothing but make her feel poorly about who she is. Granted, she does this crap to herself, but he definitely does not help. If she had any brains in that tiny skull, she would leave that bozo. She needs to develop a sense of herself as an individual. This is silly!
Dayum! Appetite suppressant mug!
Jebus, Falcor didn't do anything to have his poor name used by this monstrosity. Homegirl is as insecure as a 12 year old prepubescent in a locker room.
She and Chelsea are squinty sisters. They're in on they're mutual famewhoring. Boring ass bitches.
HomecomingQueen... on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:38pm.
To be honest, I don't think LeAnn is as ugly as everyone makes her out to be. She's better looking than a lot of truly hideous people. She also has talent which goes a lot farther than looks any day O' the week.
Would I fuck her? No. Not in a million years. She's not my type.
Oh shit - I thought this was OP
What's up horz.. Are we talking about eyes? I have big wonky eyes and my squinty eye game puts Falcor and Renee to shame.
Oops. Hehe. Wrong thread. *blushes profusely*
Submitted by Satan on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:31pm.
That is so true! I like the way I am, no worries, I would never be like Leann!! I think I look pretty damn good and my husband is also very kind so I am lucky.
I just can see how it must hurt Leann to constantly read how ugly she is, and how hot he is. That would bother even a strong female. Even a homewrecking ho.
HomecomingQueen... on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:22pm.
I think you need to bring your self-esteem up a couple notches. I used to get angry when men would ask my husband, "How did you end up scoring her?" because it hurt his feelings and mine too. It made me really angry because I knew he already had a fragile ego to begin with and those kind of random comments can really hurt.
It's easy to say, "just grow a thick skin" but it's not as simple as that. Some people just say things off the cuff without thinking and some people are very vulnerable and take things to heart more than they should. It's a tight-rope walk.
There are people who WISH they looked like LeAnn Rimes in their wildest dreams. It's all relative to the perspective of the person and the opinion of that person therein.
All I can say is, you have to love yourself and enjoy what you have because haters are going to hate.
She has hooded eyes, like Blake Lively or Jizz Bunchin'.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:17pm.
Spot on assesment of her.
I know everyone is apt to think LeAnn's lying about the TMJ (and I don't blame you, she is quite full of it in general), but that was actually my very first thought when she sent out that tweet about having mouth/jaw surgery. My mom has it and has been through three surgeries, while I've spent years praying I won't have the same issues. Good news for LeAnn, she has reason not to eat now, you can't eat properly for quite awhile! So I'll give her that. She definitely calls the paparazzi though, nobody cares enough about her anymore for the tabloids to be following her around on their own.
Really? I'd take that as a compliment. Real red heads are rare +++points. Red heads who are hot ++++points. Red heads who look like Anne Hathaway? ++++++++ points to infinity.
Your hotness is duly noted, sweet child.
Thank you, dear SATAN.
She totally has a better rack, though.
that has to be the ugliest nose currently on the planet.
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Thanks! But seriously, I get it! I married a looker (he looks just like Ben Affleck circa J-Lo era if you're into that). And you know what? I like me a lot, but I can't help but see the looks he gets sometimes. Most men LIKE dating a hot girl, but women get really weird about their "property" getting eyed up. Especially if you had self-confidence issues beforehand like Leann.
All I can say is--if the man's gonna cheat, he's gonna cheat, whether he looks like Ben Affleck or Ron Howard.
Does she have a butt-load of money?
(not HER butt-load, but, like, a REAL Butt-load)
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 1:51pm.
...her nostrils have always been large enough to for a tractor-trailer to make a u-turn through
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thank you
jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:04pm.
So I take everyone here has big, round eyes...?
big almondish ones?
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HomecomingQueen... on Fri, 02/10/2012 - 2:13pm.
I have HUGE eyes. People say I look like a red-headed Anne Hathaway.
Which I don't really think is a compliment.
Really? I'd take that as a compliment. Real red heads are rare +++points. Red heads who are hot ++++points. Red heads who look like Anne Hathaway? ++++++++ points to infinity.
Your hotness is duly noted, sweet child.
I agree she is thrilled/shocked to wake up next to Eddie. But I also think she is insecure and paranoid he will cheat on her and dump her. Which makes sense......
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I think she's orchestrated her entire current notoriety and plays into it because even negative attention is still attention. She's adopted that vapid and delusional attitude that people who simply don't like her, how she lives her life, the choices she's made are some how just jealous and haters. The vanity and narcissism that it takes to think everybody's opinions come from envy are too stupid to realize those traits are just as ugly as the jealousy they swear they see everywhere.
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Yeah, tits out, head up, nostrils quivering in the wind, mane flowing, she's not posing for the paps! That's just how she is.