Robert Downey Jr. Is A Dad Again
In a hospital room in L.A. somewhere, a newborn baby is staring into the face of Iron Man while secretly wishing that his daddy will introduce him to ScarJo's magnificent chichi balls. People says that Robert Downey Jr.'s wife Susan birthed out a 7lb 5oz, 20-inch long (because I know you were wondering how long their baby is) baby son in L.A. this morning. RDJ has been Sherlock Holmes for way too long, because the motherfucker thinks he's British now. RDJ and Susan named their new baby friend Exton Elias. EXTON ELIAS. Exton is going to coo in a British accent, will force his nanny to push his stroller on the left side of the sidewalk and has probably already been knighted as a Sir by Queen Elizabeth.
Exton is RDJ and Susan's first kid together. He has an 18-year-old son named Indio. RDJ's rep said this generic shit to People:
“Everyone is healthy and they couldn’t be happier."
Just once I'd like the rep to say that everyone is sick, miserable and hating each other.
When I say the name "Exton" out loud, it sort of sounds like the name of a driver on Downton Abbey or like the name of a rejected Harry Potter character. But when I say it in my head, it sounds like the name of a discount oil company that is hoping cross-eyed hos and drunk bitches mistake the name of their gas station for EXXON. And you know the kids are going to call him Sexton.
Not sure if anyone mentioned this but Robert named his first son Indio after a dream either he or his first wife had. The name Indio was in the dream. Many years later, Robert was in Indio California when he was arrested for the last time for drugs or whatever he was up to. VERY prophetic indeed! Wonder what will happen years from now in Exton, PA?? There's a movie in all this somewhere!!
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Ha, I grew up in Exton, PA. Good times and all, but not name-worthy. Whatever happened to naming kids things like...John or Mary?
I have nothing bad to say about RDJ, I love him! He is a great actor, fun to watch, who went thru hell and back with his addiction and people shouldnt throw stones if they live in glass houses. About his child's name, that's his business. It probably means something to them and obviously he likes spanish names for a reason since his first child's named Indio (means indian in spanish). Now Exxton Elias (Elias was a prophet in the bible who God sent to heaven in a chariot of fire) I have nothing for Exxton though, but only RDJ knows what that means. So there!
He must be a smoker to look so bad for his age.
LOL @ Owl playing with her life.
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Becky must be seething with jealousy that she didn't give birth to RDJ's baby.
*dodges boomerang*
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The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Noghtowl!
Puts in DVD of "Less than Zero" to counter the too-sweet taste of new baby gossip.
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I prefer Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock Holmes. I also prefer baby names that are not invented by celebrities.
I'm not so concerned with his bisexual ways (fairly well documented), I'm more concerned the the recent BIs that hint he has relapsed on drugs. Ghey or not, his children deserve a sober dad.
BTW, he should have named the boy after Eddie Izzard for sharing the same B-Day.
Hi M.E.!! Hope you're doing well, sweetie! xoxox
I met RDJ shortly after he got out of the pokey, and he did ping my gaydar a bit, but I doubt he's gay (though, who knows what went down in prison, pardon the pun). He was sooo cute, and very very nice.
Great - the world needs another baby!
reminds me of "claxon" lol
When is Jennifer Garner going to have her baby??? She has been preggers 4 ever. That baby will come out a two year old.
He has really turned it around hasn't he? Good for him.
That'll quell the bi rumors...
Exton is a town SW of Philadelphia, on the way to, say, Harrisburg.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:45pm.
Love RDJ and I don't care that he is the ghey. (So says one of the prison guards)
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I thought it was a know fact that RDJ is of the bisexual taste.
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RDJ is FULL on gay in my fapping fantasies XD
I mean, who could blame Zach OR the dog fapping next to RDJ here: http://youtu.be/MDukaGJFGLU
The name, I can take it or leave it.
But I luvs me some RDJ, so congrats to him, his wife and her sore, stretched-out lady parts.
"Just once I'd like the rep to say that everyone is sick, miserable and hating each other." Yes, Michael K, YES!
Like the divorce announcements. How about something along the lines of "The divorce will be as toxic as any nuclear waste sludge, and both parties will come out swinging. While they request privacy, both will be giving "exclusives" to anyone who will listen; neither cares about how this effects their children."
HONESTY!
Exxon Valdiz or Sexton! The kid will be teased! LOL But I love RDJ yuuummmy
Aww, I was hoping he'd get a little girl, but a boy is good too. Congrats to RDJ and his wife.
Exton...okayyy..is Holie gonna be mad that he took this name?
What the world needs is another rich kid with an "X" in his name who will one day drink wine at the table with his parents at the age of 14... do a buch of blow at his private school, experiment with his sexuality for a few years in Greece while living offhis trust fund.. then discovers his passion for acting and changes his last name so his success appears as his own. The end.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:33pm.
"(because I know you were wondering how long their baby is)"
Really not funny, pretty disgusting actually, could you ban this please?
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what am i missing here?
Congrats, I like that name. I know his wife Susan actually got him the role of Sherlock Holmes, but boy, does he suck at it.
Exton is a town in PA, a pretty well off area, actually. So I'll lawyas think of some preppy, Main Line area of PA when I hear his name.com oh, you mean Exton Square Mall? Haha. Anyway, I love RDJ, so whatever.
RDJ isn't sober anymore? Say it isn't so? I haven't read/heard anything like that.
Mazel tov!! I like the name too.
I don't know if he's Jewish, I'm not, but I've just wanted to use that phrase for the longest time.
:-P
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I saw him on that actors studio on bravo. RDJ said he didn't even miss the drugs. His wife is a producer and seems pretty grounded. If I had to guess, she would kick his arse if he were hittin the stuff again. And I don't think he would be so successful or well liked if he was on the bad shit.. His wife's reputation would be effected too. I think he's sober... And now a new dad! Maybe he is a great example that people can take their lives back.
Exton sounds like one of those aspirational bullshit names, but I kind of like Elias.
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APHID!! xoxoxo
I am good Aphid! So GREAT to see you here! I miss you!!!
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God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
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I like the name. I also like RDJ. Win/win.
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I know I could have loved you but
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euh, that name is terrible.
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Hey PSL!! How are you?
APHID!!!!!!!
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God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
-Everlast
Submitted by Zappy on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 2:01pm.
Exton. Sounds like the name of a kid who is going to get his ass kicked around a bit.
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Reminds me of gas stations.
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:34pm.
I love RDJ. No, I mean it. I love him. He has "it", whatever that magical "it" is, he's got it!
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If the recent rumors are true, "it" is probably a bit of coke, maybe some ketamine, a bit of MDMA, a dash of PCP, perhaps a spurt of paint thinner, two siamese midgets and a thatch of herpes.
Too bad, considering he was a great actor.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 10:17am.
it ain't awesome until flatts shits on it.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
I understand everyone's fascination with RDJ about the same as everyone here says they understand the fascination with Tila Tequila.
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*Yawn* babies make me tired.
Exton. Sounds like the name of a kid who is going to get his ass kicked around a bit.
I am with the RDJ lovers. Gay, straight, whatever, he's fucking hot. Congrats!
And why does my phone's autocorrect spell gay as hay? Wtf?
I like RDJ so I have no hate for this. Exton is a dopey name though.
Submitted by MundoLoco on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:44pm.
but what the hell was he smoking when he named his oldest son Indio???
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A little of everything (well documented).
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
There are hints all over the place he is not sober anymore. we'll see how this goes.
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God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes
'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose
-Everlast
"Just once I'd like the rep to say that everyone is sick, miserable and hating each other."
Haha... that actually happened to me when I had my son. The other mommy in the room just had her 4th boy and was pissed! Didn't even want to see the little guy.... bitch. Why she didn't get amnio is beyond me....
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"When I'm ready to get off, I'll get off"
When I was still at ASU this pregnant chick in my class found out she was having a boy, and this lady in my class asked her if she was happy when she found out, and the pregnant chick goes, "No. I cried. I wanted a girl." And then she sulked off with a depressed look on her face.
It was so deadpan, you had to be there to respect the comedic gold.
It's different enough to be different, but itsmnot stupid lik a lot of other celeb baby name. Team Meh...
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
how longggggggg (no pun intended Sucky) have they been married?
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Tue, 02/07/2012 - 1:45pm.
Love RDJ and I don't care that he is the ghey. (So says one of the prison guards)
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I thought it was a know fact that RDJ is of the bisexual taste.
I did not know that.. I want him all to myself. Don't like to share ;-)