Casper Smart Is A Master Poetweeter
Last month, Casper Smart jail broke the Speak & Spell in his nursery to Tweet fight with all of his haters and he's done it again, but this time we saw a wiser, gentler and a more profound side of Casper the Friendly Boy Toy. JLo's baby is growing up.
Casper must be sick of restaurant hosts pulling up a high chair for him when he takes his abuela (the restaurant host's words, not mine) out to dinner, because he covered his Twitter page with a poem called "Love Sees No Age (Because The Blinking Dollar Signs Are In The Way)" Casper's poetweet was as meaningful as a JLo ballad and as suspenseful as watching Skeletor hold a fan's baby (Will he kiss it or will he suck all the blood out of its neck?). Casper's poem is so suspenseful that Rod Serling is going to resurrect himself from the grave to turn these Tweets into a very special Tweetlight Zone episode. Seriously, put a thimble on each of your fingers, because you will have the urge to bite down to your cuticles.
Age, status, n opinions of others are irrelevant. Our hearts are endless and our souls infinite........... To be continued
Don't you have that same feeling you felt after Lost's season 2 cliffhanger?! The anticipation is eating those thimbles off of your fingers! Breathe, because Casper didn't wait an entire season to tell you what comes next.
Our ages are mere reminders of the hours logged on this earth and the precious time remaining......... To be continued
You're right, Casper! We only have a few precious hours on earth, so please tell everyone the next part of they'll be buried with this look on their faces because they went to the grave not knowing what happens in part 3!
We should all honor our time here by indulging our passion and dreams. So, close your ears and open your hearts; Love and be happy!
Aaaand exhale. Can you believe you got through that without your heart jumping out of your mouth to hit the scroll button to find out what happens next?! That Casper is as masterful at bullshitting as he is as writing suspenseful poetry. This what happens when Pampers puts famous lines of poetry on their sticky tabs and JLo starts showing Scooby Doo episodes in Casper's playroom.
I know you probably chewed through those thimbles and pulled your nails out, so I made you an appointment for a nail transplant. Your appointment is scheduled for........... To be continued.
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OMG - I just realized he's a ringer for those donkey boys in Pinocchio! Nice. Well, I guess water finds its own level eventually. Stash that cash while you can, kid.
Wow. He looks exactly like Scut Farkas's toady from A Christmas Story (only that kid was far cuter).
Doesn't he look as if he'd smell of sour milk and toejam? Errrucchhhh. I don't care what his body looks like or if he's hung like Fassbender - hasn't Lopez ever looked at his FACE?!
$10K a week should get you a hell of a lot more.
This is such a stunt, but if I'm shelling out $10,000 a week for it, you better believe, dude is gonna be gorgeous! Not this ugly, pug-looking dwarf.
Luvmehateme: I too, am embarrassed for her. This guy's not even hot. The whole thing is such a stunt.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Stupid doctors!! The lobotomy is performed at the front of the head..
Eeeeeeeeeewwww!
I think "he" is just an ugly girl...
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...the end
haaaa I love it. Everyone hates this guy with a fiery passion. What a little dork.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Compared to Puff Daddy and Skeletor? Come on, Casper would look pretty good. But even if I thought about what he is doing with his hair there it wouldn't matter because anyone who writes "to be continued" like that is just precious.
I am so embarrassed for her. This similac breathed idiot is really a new J.Lo for her.
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I can't judge... the cheese biscuits at Red Lobster make me wanna touch myself
--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
There once was a chub dancer named Casper,
While dancing with J-Ho, he grasped her,
She called him a turd,
Then flipped him the bird,
Now he drinks & watches porn all day.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
congratulations, chicken soup for the backup dancer's soul. you're no rimbaud.
Does he have a ribeye steak stuck to the side of his head?
Yeah, real winner there, Jho.
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JHO Bag's uterus is so old, dried and used up, but I hope her baby Casper knocks her fat ass up. I'd love to see how this low class no talent whore spins it! The humiliation will be priceless! I'm on team Casper's sperm.
She Stinks!
Submitted by yucko on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 4:18pm.
Ok, which version is worse? That one, or this one:
---> What in Eddie Munster hell is going on here?! Browwwch!!
Ok, which version is worse? That one, or this one: http://www.x17online.com/Jennifer%20Lopez/casperheadshot460inset112211.j...
oooh what a bad ass mofo
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♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Seriously, Jennifer? I can't in a million years imagine this motherfucker's dick being THAT GOOD. I can't comprehend her reason for being with him. Madonna's piece doesn't look like he gives good dick either... wtf is wrong with these women
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
that looks like an open wound on duckface twink's head...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
This guy is gonna end up K Fed fat in the end. I can see it.
Oh MK, this post made me laugh so hard I almost choked on an MM.
My dick game is on point like a needle
I really don't mind that my girl is old and feeble
cuz her pockets are full and her ass is big
I'm j.lo's bitch so don't hate, ya dig?
That last line sucks but I couldn't think of anything else.
Ahhh, there's nothing like a good ode to a sugar mama sonnet to start the day
he is too fucking lame, just come out and say I got this rich old 'ho, and am working my way to matrimony and alimony quicker than any man ho on the stroll. Dont confuse love of money for love of a person, cause without Jlo's money you would be gone in a hot minute...you are not straight anyhow so stop frontin'
I think he meant "close your ears and open your wallets"... Ka-ching!
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This episode brought to you by the letter SHUTUP.
SucknF, forget beat poetry, just RANT!
Let Jazz win CT, he the comeback kid! MK would not RIG.
Hey, why not submit a RANT? You MIGHT WIN!
You among the tops when you scream! And maybe also the Lut'. She give anyone a run for their money when she MAD! hahhahaha
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
No Casper, you're a gigolo
Because you fuck a ho
Who's name is J.Lo aw fuck I can't do this. You know what I mean.
he's sensitive AND spayshul....how cute!
To be continued. Really? In a tweeet?
You know, Caspa sounds like GOOPY. Does she tweet? Touch of pretention while trying to intrigue us ala RiRi. hmm. Yeah, I'm liking that JeLo fell for this lil' snotty prick! hahaha
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
I just wish Rod Serling would resurrect! I love the Twilight Zone! To Hades with this little simp!
queen NOM NOM
Who's this little fucker think he is, Courtney Stodden?
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I'm your huckleberry...
Hee. Angle said poo.
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Off Topic:
Wanna see Travis Barkers dick?
http://gossipoverload.com/2012/01/travis-barker-nude-pictures-leak-our-j...
Why even bother cutting your head out of the shot when your tattoos are so identifiable?
On Topic:
J Lo is a HO!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Casper Dumb. The End.
What? lol
*tackles Angel-i*
OT ♪I'm a little teapot, short and stout♫
She likes them UGLY!
If you didn't have her name in the tags, I wouldn't know this douchetube from any other.
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Did you guys hear something?
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WHY ARE YOU ALL IGNORING ME?! I WASN'T NOT FUNNAY!
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lol Dog and anno! You're right, it is supposed to be a bullseye, but squint a little and it looks like he's got a hibiscus flower in his hair. WHAT A MANLEH MAN lol.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 12:58pm.
I just love the little shaved flower tucked behind his ear. *flutters eyelashes*
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Oh nay. That's just the drill site where she sucks the air out of his head every evening before tucking into bed.
Thought it was a bullseye - surely to God someone wants to shoot this little shit.
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I think we can all come together on that one.
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 1:01pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 12:58pm.
I just love the little shaved flower tucked behind his ear. *flutters eyelashes*
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Oh nay. That's just the drill site where she sucks the air out of his head every evening before tucking into bed.
Thought it was a bullseye - surely to God someone wants to shoot this little shit.
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 12:58pm.
I just love the little shaved flower tucked behind his ear. *flutters eyelashes*
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Oh nay. That's just the drill site where she sucks the air out of his head every evening before tucking into bed.
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NO MORE RHYMES, NOW. I MEAN IT!
Anybody want a peanut?
I just love the little shaved flower tucked behind his ear. *flutters eyelashes*
"M.E., I am the same way. I cannot believe the minute details I remember about gossip, and music, and TV shows/movies."
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Me, three! Can't remember what I ate for lunch but but damned if I don't recall all the details from the terrifying Bad Ronald movie with Dabney Coleman I watched when I was about 7 yrs old!
Are gunshot headwounds hot now? Go figure.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 12:51pm.
Maybe he has a big piece of meat down there and knows how to use it. *shrug*
That's the only splanation.