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It looks like her manager is also her handler what with the butterfly headpiece to keep her in line.

OMFUCKINGG!! How can anyone say she looks good in these pictures? I guess we've all been desensitized to think that bloated, snipped, pulled and frozen faces can somehow pass for realistic and attractive. Her face actually looks mis-shapen, like a bad papermache globe or something. Her paid friends must be telling her how great she looks or something. The woman is a bonafide cunt and she looks terrifying in close-up pictures. Gross.

i used to wear shit like that and weird combinations in the 90's when you could still be edgy but nowadays, 2012, if Gaga has taught us something is how ridiculous you look when you leave the house looking like a self-righteous mofo, so i try to dress as normal and plain as possible..she should have dropped the zorro cape and gloves the dress and the hair look nice on her

I'm one of those forever fans. I will always dance and shake my bootay to her music. Bitch has come a long way.

But yeah, the right side of her face fucked!

She would look better if she got rid of that aging red lipstick, harsh eyeliner and brassy blonde hair. It would soften her look. And a little less filler at the temples would make her face look less bloated.

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Glad to hear that sandra bitch is gone from property virgins. Hated her and her nasty attitude. She would bring the clients to this awesome house and tell them they can't afford it. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Submitted by bitchSpray on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 3:11am.

no doubt! i think all of them (celebs) use botox cos it's impossible to have no wrinkles and lines at all. even if you eat clean and exercise you're still a human being just like anyone else.
oh well, they can afford to have anything done in order to look good!

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

She looks great. (Pretty on the outside but still butt ass ugly inside.) I do admire her for keeping up her appearance. Too many women her age just say "Aw the hell with it" and let themselves go cuz everyone knows that -- especially in America -- once a woman reaches Madonna's age she becomes invisible.

She always wears gloves to hid her creepy hands

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Did she close the gap in her teeth? That's sort of signature Madonna and it looks gone. That's too bad.

Fingerless gloves are for assholes.

"Submitted by youcantfreakafreak on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 8:38am.

MK Monarch program was the first thing i thought of too!!! and i really believe it.....yeah yeah i know...

*asking around for a tin foil hat*"

Here, have one of mine, I have a vast selection lol.

I think I believe it too, after seeing all the repeated symbolism that is around in music vids/photo shoots etc.

I agree about the glove. WTH? But Madge looks GREAT! She would look better and younger if she would stop lining just the top eyelid, that is such an old hollywood look... it makes her look old trying to look young. Also the lady standing next to her, the publicist with the butterfly get up... she's probably close to the same age is Madonna. So I have to give her credit, years of hitting the gym like a beast, and good plastic surgery is working. Love her or hate her, she looks really good.

Looking at these pictures, I can't help wondering how Madge would look if she hadn't done all these procedures. Her figure is great. However, her face looks really pulled, especially just below the temples (last thumb). The cheek implants look obvious to me. The complete lack of any facial lines is unnatural at her age or 10 years younger. And lastly, while I'm no fan of glow-in-the-dark white teeth, hers look gross. How can somebody be that vain and that rich and still have yellow, nasty choppers?

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Those cheek implants are absolutely hideous. However, she doesn't look as frozen and haggard as usual.

She looks better now than when she turned 50 and was overworked, overstressed and underfed. She has now accepted the Bette Davis thing that has occurred to her face and is going with it…blond full hair, red lips, classic Hollywood fun is the best look for her- not avant-garde.

MK Monarch program was the first thing i thought of too!!! and i really believe it.....yeah yeah i know...

*asking around for a tin foil hat*

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gotta say she looks pretty good here. nipped and tucked but not overdoing it. the cape is very Stevie Nicks-esque.

eta: are those white deodorant marks under her pit?

That orange and black pattern is from a 'monarch' butterfly.

Supposedly the CIA's Monarch or MKUltra mind control program was named after this butterfly for various reasons.

It's kind of creepy to see this next to Madonna when she has been said to be someone involved with this kind of stuff.

I wonder if Madge and Kunty Karl shop at the same glove maker?

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Bwahahaha! Wow, I would never have noticed the red glove covering her withered old zombie hands. She should have save the look were she wears elbow length gloves until now. I wonder what her young lovers think as they peel off her old Depends?

I liked Sandra the new person is kind of bad.

yes, i agree madge looks good here...but i'm much more enchanted with liz and her butterfly headpiece...
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Yes Madonna looks good...but Sandra I'm gonna miss you! That's one of the few shows I watch...

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She looks really good. Love the dress. *plays like a virgin*

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

@TOPANGA, nice theory on Mad hand work. Definitely realistic since hands neck and elbows are dead giveaways for age. She already got the neck thing covered, next for the old man hands.

And what makes more sense to cover up healing laser/filler augmentation hand surgery than hiding the surgery recovery in plain sight with beaming bright retarded looking red designer fingerless bum gloves. Niceeeeeeeee.

That aside, overall Madonna looks great thanks to her surgeons but please whiten your yellow teef!

Submitted by Haribo on Thu, 01/12/2012 - 2:41am.

she looks amazing. don't know what happened cos last time i saw her i was shocked at how old she looked. maybe she's had some more work done? anywho, for a 50something woman who has had two kids she looks perfect. but then again if you have crazy amounts of cash it's impossible not to.

i think it's mainly the lighting. there's a lot of front light there and that helps her face big time. if there were less light or light from the top, she would look like her typical old herself.

but she also looks stuffed as hell, so i agree with you that she's probably had something done recently. i'd say botox would be a safe guess

she looks amazing. don't know what happened cos last time i saw her i was shocked at how old she looked. maybe she's had some more work done? anywho, for a 50something woman who has had two kids she looks perfect. but then again if you have crazy amounts of cash it's impossible not to.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

We LOVE the way Vadge releases only heavily photo-shopped photos of herself!

what Sandra Rinomato has quit Property Virgins!? I guess my only consolation is that I can watch her on HGTV Canada come March!

I just can't hate on her. She looks good.... DAMN you, madgiekins!! Well, except for those horrible cheek implants.

She's going to be on Graham Norton's show this week for anyone who wants to youtube it later. I'm looking forward to see if she allows herself to have any fun like most of his guests do.

She does look good in these photos and props to her surgeons but that doesn't mean she isn't still a giant bitch.

Vadge looks good and like she has stopped the steroid shakes for a hot minute.

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get a grip ya snarky little haters.. madonna is looking better than ever and seems so happy. we should all age so well.

That last pic looks like she is from Madame Tussauds.

Forget the hands, what's happened to her scary 'roided-out arms?? Is she getting fillers injected in them too???!!?

Submitted by Night Owl on Wed, 01/11/2012 - 11:04pm.
She is morphing into Faye Dunaway, reminds me of her character in 'Network'.

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She has a horrendous (insert posh Brittish accent here) sense of style. The only time she ever looked good was when she was working with H&M.

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Madge looks as usual, encased in plastic. Can she pull it off? I don't think so. We all know her age and we all know that a substantial amount of money has been spent to achieve said look.

I don't have that kind of money nor the resources she has, and I don't care. I figure that whatever frown lines and/or wrinkles I get at her age will be bloody well earned and I will celebrate them.

Screw paying for fake youth, I'd rather spend the money on something I'd really enjoy.

She looks like MADONNA instead of Madonna. Yeah!

Fuck it!! I love her. She has always been cool, before anybody was cool. Haters can hate. Whatever!

She is morphing into Faye Dunaway, reminds me of her character in 'Network'.

Hey when did she fill that gap in her teeth?

(Sorry, haven't been paying attention to Madonna stuff)

Vadge could be a great asset to our regional hockey teams. She could take a puck to that frozen face and neither she nor anyone in a five mile radius would notice.
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She looks just like Faye Dunaway. And that's not a good thing.

Yassss! When I saw this cunt in a cape on Lainey I was hoping MK would post and snark, and he did. You never let us down MK.

In the Lainey pics you can see that one side of her face healed from the surgery better. I think it's her right side that's fucked up; the left side is actually ok.

http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/22330/Madonna-in-a-cape-and...

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Gloves the color of blood to hide the stains from ripping the skin off virgins.

Madge looks somewhat less terrifying here. Less sinew. And a smile.

I think the crazy cunt looks really good!
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Lourdes probably told her to wear them and always being in search of all things youthful, her deluded ass probably thought she was being edgy.

Where's Mercy? We need some Mercy pics.