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On Wednesday, Sinead O'Connor announced out of nowhere that she's celebrating her 45th birthday by marrying her boyfriend of a minute Barry Herridge. There was a part of me that figured that hard-up Sinead was just riding high after finding a dude who really gets into the difficult brown and once she came down from the ass sex euphoria, she'd cancel her wedding plans. But nope. Sinead went through with it and married Barry in a Pink Cadillac parked inside of The Little Wedding Chapel in Las Vegas yesterday. If that last sentence convinced you to throw Sinead's name in as a contender to beat Kim Kuntrashian's shortest marriage of 2011 record, then this might keep you from doing otherwise: BARRY'S A THERAPIST! Barry probably has access to good meds and he's not afraid of a little poop noodle. This love will last forever. Here's what Sinead wrote on her site this morning:
Dear friends... amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage.
Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me.
On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words.
For now though, as you will appreciate, it's a bit of a 'Can't. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth'. Situation.Xxx
Speaking of cock in mouth, is it just me or does the new Mr. O'Connor look like the gay-for-pay hooker from Revenge after giving head to a helium tank and swallowing all of the gas? Oh, that doesn't matter. It also doesn't matter that Mr. O'Connor just made my gaydar meter shut down before leaking out Irish cream. Sinead is smiling like her no-no is about to eat some Irish peen and that's all that really matters.
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I would say she's a hoot if I didn't think she was going to completely fall apart any second.
Hmm. He does ping the gaydar. I'd let him in my no no.
As for who/what made Sinead crazy….I don't think she got there "all on her own." A physically abusive and possibly sexually abusive mother + Catholic dogma more intense in Ireland than any of us know = some crazy shit.
Monsters are made, not born. That's why I try to have compassion for Courtney Love when I'm having a "I just can't" moment over her. Because she IS an adult now and yes, she should own her own actions. But Courtney was essentially left on her own at 7 years old. That will fuck a person up but good.
Sinead - who looks like a man - married a sissy ?!
Submitted by z-listed on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 10:44pm.
Boy, I anyone doubts that the Irish, Catholic Church fucks up people for life, all they have to do is look at her!
The Irish people or the Catholic Church had nothing to do with the fucked-upness of Sinead O'Connor. She accomplished being fucked up for life entirely ON HER OWN.
Sinead wrote on her site this morning:
Dear friends... amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage. Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me. On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words. For now though, as you will appreciate, it's a bit of a 'Can't. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth'. Situation.
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Sinead is smiling like her no-no is about to eat some Irish peen and that's all that really matters. -Mk
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:29pm.
Lord, bless this crazy old bat.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:25pm.
I would imagine that by now the brown ain't that difficult.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 12/09/2011
For now though, as you will appreciate, it's a bit of a 'Can't. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth'. Situation.
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LMAO at all of these. SINEAD, YOU HAVE MY DIFFICULT BROWN BLESSING, THIS IS THE BLESSING OF A THOUSAND GODS. TEAM YOUR DRIVE THRU UNION. NO SRSSLY, I BELIEVE. *cries, wishes the best for Sinead and new hubs*
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"...To feel your pain, you feel mine
Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
-Eminem, "Beautiful" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgT1AidzRWM&ob=av2e
Lord, bless this crazy old bat.
(haaaaa Manimal!)
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
I would imagine that by now the brown ain't that difficult.
For now though, as you will appreciate, it's a bit of a 'Can't. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth'. Situation.
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Hope he baby-wiped the difficult brown off of it before you decided to go down.
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Boy, I anyone doubts that the Irish, Catholic Church fucks up people for life, all they have to do is look at her!
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Well, if being ordained a priest by a 'Tridentine' bishop named Michael Cox didn't color her crazy, here it is again.
He is so not into her. And I can see why he likes the "difficult brown." It's the peen he's after and 10 minutes of fame, apparently.
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I can still see shades of a once stunning visionary within ever deepening shades of crazy.
Best of luck, Sinead and hubby #4.
Nice to see age has made her classier. Nothing like shaved heads, pink Cadillacs and plenty of tats for a Vegas wedding! The only way this could be more Britney Spears is if she wore an ill-fitting bikini.
I give it maybe two weeks.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Thank you for my new avie.
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!
I am beyond hoffified
She looks like some loud mouthed white trash butch biker bitch.
She reminds me of a badly made Paranoia Doll.
For the love of God and chest tattoos, does he look like he really needs more head? HE DOES NOT NEED MORE HEAD. IT'S GINORMOUS ENOUGH.
I'm waiting for the Cock . in . Ass situation announcement ..... Would she still be able to type :( Cuz Im going to need major updates on that ..
How much brown are we dealing with ? How difficult is it exactly ?
Wait .. Can't talk ..... cum in bootyhole situation going on here !!!
There's no way Frankenstein is straight. And Sinead is butt-fuck crazy, literally. I feel sorry for her kids.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:11pm.
This marriage will last for 7 hours and 15 days.
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HAHAHA :) that was an awesome one! well done!
Something tells me he's not that into her....and she's in love with love.
but I adore Sinead so I hope I am wrong.
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The Americas - Occupied since 1492.
She seems pretty eager to let us all know she likes cock.
Submitted by chlyn on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 1:04pm.
Submitted by ponchiks on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:06pm.
Maybe when he looks at her he just seen a giant penis?
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HAAAA!!!!!!!! That's the answer!
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Sssshhhhhh......just don't tell anyone!
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Submitted by IluvDuranDuran on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:56pm.
Off of bipolar meds ----> weight loss ----> mania---> impulsive marriage to random guy-->big trouble ahead.
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Aaaand we're done.
She looks like one of Charlie Manson's 'girls'
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 2:00pm.
I'VE BEEN HEE-YAH FUH DAYZ!!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:20am.
I've read that shit 4 times and still don't understand a word she is saying... other than a dick is in her mouth...
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Jack please meet me in the last row of the movie theater and I will translate. I am fluent in English, Italian and Crazyho.
He looks like a long lost relative of the aliens from Mars Attacks!
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 11:56am.
i want to be clear of my visual...the cock is in the husband's mouth, yes?
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Girl, you owe me a new keyboard and monitor. My coffeee just went everywhere!
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send me the bill!!!!!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I'm trying to figure out how the guy hid the bolts that stick out of his neck!
There is absolutely NOTHING attractive about this dude.
At least to can say Sinead has pretty eyes other than "crazy eyes" in the second thumb.
she looks like she's doing a bump in the 9th thumb.
This woman needs her won show, she is fucking HILARIOUS
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
I'm pretty sure Psychiatrists can only give out the zombie meds. Way more mullah for that reason alone. She claims cock but looks like a bull dyke. I dont get it. Not guna try either.
The pictures are tiny on my phone but he resembles that pedo freak who says he killed Jon Benet.
"For now though, as you will appreciate, it's a bit of a 'Can't. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth'. Situation."
Oh I'll bet her kids LOVED reading that.
Submitted by ponchiks on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:06pm.
Maybe when he looks at her he just seen a giant penis?
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HAAAA!!!!!!!! That's the answer!
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Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:51pm.
I also get a gold-digger vibe from him.
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Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:41pm.
It doesn't look like he's into her.
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Yes, yes, and YES. You don't have to marry the guy just because you're getting dick.
Off of bipolar meds ----> weight loss ----> mania---> impulsive marriage to random guy-->big trouble ahead.
The groom has vacant, dead, cold sociopathic eyes. He scares me, no joke. I also get a gold-digger vibe from him. She met him on the net, dated him for 3 months (and he proposed every time they dated)? Creepy folks, very, very creepy.
It doesn't look like he's into her.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Okay, I can't throw any hate at the new husband after finding this:
http://www.linkedin.com/in/barryherridge
Now, find a way to medicate your semen so this bitch can fall off her crazy train, kthx.
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Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:29pm.
Seconded. If only people realized how insecure they sound when they brag about all the sex they have.
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Ass Sex Euphoria sounds like a gay Japanese punk band.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
She looks practically insane in the second pic but I like her. She just doesn't give a fuck.
Sinead, stop grossing me the fuck out. Kthx.
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
She met this guys 8 weeks ago. What is she thinkimng, bringing him into her home with all those kids? And I'd say the same about a man.
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Dark-sided!
You'd think she'd have at least brushed her teeth.
I wonder if he was HER therapist?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 12/09/2011 - 12:11pm.
ponchiks welcome to my daily life.....
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hahahahahahahahahaha fuckin MOWGLI!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
I am happy for them. That car is cool.
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"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
She looks all brown whipped and happy. I'll bet money this last longer than Hump and Kard.