M! E! H! MADONNA!

November 8, 2011 / Posted by:

In between being a serious art house movie director (here she is wearing her serious art house movie director look) and fucking your sons, Madge found time to yodel into a studio mic and here’s the full demo of her new single “Give Me All Your Love.” It’s like an Avril Lavigne queef followed by a Gwen Stefani fart followed by a Toni Basil burp. This song is a shot warning you that in the months to come Madge will be pounding her vadge on pom poms and lifting her cheerleader skirt to flash the varsity letter on her 53-year-old ass. To which I say, RAH RAH RAH your pussy off, Madge, because you’re never too old to do H! O! shit. Someone’s gotta cheer on the shuffleboarders!

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