Cher Always Says It Best
I don't care if reading one of Cher's Tweets makes me feel like a blind person trying to read Braille written in chewed-up dot candies, when I uncross my eyes and finally see what she's trying to say it makes my everything. Picturing Cher in her don't fuck with me boots spiking Kim Kartrashian in the triple dirty diaper ass up and down the 405 freeway is a dollop of whipped everything on top of my everything.
When the Kardashian's "fans" (aka Pimp Mama Kris and Baby Mason working overtime in the Kardashian Kommand Kenter) questioned Cher's Tweets, she backpedaled a little, but it was too late. Cher has spoken and she got it right the first time! Kick those bitches down the freeway (which probably looks a lot like throwing a hot dog down a hallway).
And if you're wondering what Cher's child was up to last night, here he is swaying his polyester-slather fupa with Lacey Schwimmer who looked like Donatella Versace looking into a fun house mirror after my 6th grade Antarctica diorama project (featuring sea foam, seals and albatrosses galore) exploded on her. If you told me that Chaz Rumbas as good as Cher operates a keyboard, I wouldn't call you a lie teller.
via Jezebel
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The perfect song for this sick son of a bitch! What's even sicker is IT still has a fukin VAGINA!
The perfect song for this sick son of a bitch! What's even sicker is IT still has a fukin VAGINA!
Isn't Cher's Kid in Reality Shows?? Isn't she going to be on DWTS Next week? What a B I T C H.... she is old and Jealous.
I always dug Cher. Rusty Dennis 4Life.
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Cher gets that pass card from me too. She is an old-style show-biz trooper and survivor. I too would like to kick a Kardashian - anywhere!
Cher's one of the celebrities who get a pass from me because she plays it straight. She's had a million surgeries and owns up to them. Yes, her body's fake, but at least she got famous for actually having a fucking talent to display.
Submitted by MotherPlunger on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:41pm.
I swear...it's mind boggling how CHER LLOYD, biggest poser of all time is trying to bash kim kardashian. They're ultimately at the same fucking level.
Talentless, Fake, Pathetic
Oh and Chastity, that was terrible.
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This tweet was not by Cher Lloyd. It was by Cher, the world famous singer and an Oscar-winning actress (for "Moonstruck"). Cher also is Chastity/Chaz Bono's mother.
Apparently Lacey, at one time, was ano and it ruined her metabolism. Now she eats healthily and works out regularly, and doesn't care what the scales show. (*stabs self in eye for knowing this*)
That's really sad. She is still a terrific dancer, even with the added weight. I had wondered about this too. But I wish she'd go back to brown hair, it was much prettier on her.
I swear...it's mind boggling how CHER LLOYD, biggest poser of all time is trying to bash kim kardashian. They're ultimately at the same fucking level.
Talentless, Fake, Pathetic
Oh and Chastity, that was terrible.
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"Oh shoes for poor people!" *walks over*
"Yeah, I can't afford these."
Cappy!
I'm Team Cher too! But Chaz...sorry...no.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:19am.
*Sonny rolls over in his grave and hits the roots of a tree*
LMAO!!!
I dont care if youre a transexual,bisexual,homo,hetero,practice bestiality,worship Justin Beibers underwear,or stick candy canes up your ASS..DRESS ACCORDINGLY TO YOUR BODY TYPE,WEIGHT AND PHYSICAL APPEARANCE.Who in the name of hell dressed Chaz in this retarded costume? What is he doing,trying to channel some obese dead chippendale dancers spirit (Chris Farley in the saturday night live skit with Patrick Swayze)??? Ridiculous.
Andre,could you bring me my fan,,could you bake it in a cake or stick it up your ass or something? I must have my fan RIGHT AWAY"
On another note-is there any reason why Chas here cannot get his tubby ass to the gym and lose the chunk?
We get it-your a macho dude -now lose some chunk lard ass....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
I would settle for NO media coverage whatsoever but drop kicking a useless prostitute down a freeway works too..if I knew whoring with DList singers and having a big ass was the key to fame and nothingness, I would've fucked my way through Sony Music when I was an intern... thanks MOM for teaching me to use my BRAIN to make money, ugh
Submitted by cprincess on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 12:31pm.
Cher is the absolute best and shes right-since when did being talentless ho's who claim to fame is fucking half the NFL and getting pissed on count as being a celebrity??
Amen to this!
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:20am.
I'm getting a bit tired of chunk being called "curves". I hear huge women say they love their "curves". I'm taller than average and a size 8 - that's curves. A size 18 is just fat.
I'm on hating on fat, I'm just saying calling it all "curves" is a bit delusional.
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curves is when you actually have them. When you are not flat chested, when your waist is smaller than your hips, and when you actually have an ass.
You CAN be a size 18 and have curves, still be fat, but have curves. I have a 5'9 niece who wears an 8, but her body is the shape of a man, no waist, broad shoulders, and almost flatchested. Just because she's a size 8 doesnt mean she has curves. Size has nothing to do with having curves...having CURVES does.
can someone please explain what the hell the end of cher's message say and means... no squares i no r is that no square i know are... what the fuck? i don't think anyone knows what the fuck she's saying.
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 2:08pm
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Apparently Lacey, at one time, was ano and it ruined her metabolism. Now she eats healthily and works out regularly, and doesn't care what the scales show. (*stabs self in eye for knowing this*)
Cher is right. The Krapdashians would eat a pile of cow dung if they thought it would keep them in the headlines. That boy Kardashian is on the show because his sister got pissed on in a porno. Pathetic.
Didn't look like Chaz was dancing. And I just watched an older video of Lacey dancing. How did a professional dancer put on so much weight?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
wow, Snowy, that is her? What a difference! I never even heard of her till last week but I had seen many references to weight gain and looking better as a brunette and she does look better with the darker hair!
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:44am.
Wow. Homophobia is alive and well in 2011. "He. She. It. Whatever."
Really now?
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Hmmm how can it be homophobic when transgendered people aren't gay per se? Most transgenders I know off want to have heterosexual relations with someone they perceive as the opposite sex...now if Chaz wanted to be male to fuck on other males then that would be gay and his discrimination homophobic. Yet I have met a few FTM like that and it is really bizarre...to go through all that and still want to fuck on men. Guess it gives new meaning to being a gay man trapped in the body of a woman. Whatever.
"I paid good money to get eaten out" - Samantha Jones
#1 - This contestant made waves in the past week alleging that married pros were having affairs with married contestants. He said this after he hit on an attached pro and she turned him down.
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Days like this I don't know what to with myself
Irish: remember this Lacey?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PI3lhS-COw
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
I had no idea Cher was Armenian too. No wonder she's embarrassed. She should've left the original tweet alone.
Team Cher
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Bugs Bunny 'What's Opera, Doc?"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2VMqQ6XnmI (Beginning portion)
Dre,Eminem, Skylar- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q&ob=av3e
Cher is the absolute best and shes right-since when did being talentless ho's who claim to fame is fucking half the NFL and getting pissed on count as being a celebrity??
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
IF, jezus, those Lacey pics, we shouldn't be asking how Chaz doesn't lose the chunk , we should be ragging on Lacey!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
"I'm getting a bit tired of chunk being called "curves". I hear huge women say they love their "curves". I'm taller than average and a size 8 - that's curves. A size 18 is just fat."
Thank you! I too am getting sick of these obese heifers coyly saying "I'm just a full figured gal and I love my curves". Bitch please! Jane Russell was full figured and curvy, you are merely obese and rolls of fat and triple chins do not equate curves. In order to have curves you at least need a defined waist. Go to any singles site and you see these fat gals describing themselves as curvy.
Submitted by Anonymoussss :What does that even mean? And where did she see a Kardashian?
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They were in the audience.
Lacy is built like a belly dancer not a ball room dancer. Just saying. She also looked better as a brunette.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
LOVE Chaz, but could that really be called a dance? He didn't do much of anything. I don't watch the show so I don't know. Personally I like that Lacey has curves.
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overly fat people, i mean REALLY fat obeseness, makes me nauseous.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:48am.
Submitted by samesame on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:47am.
so is chaz´girlfriend a lesbian, bisexual or whatever? i´m confused, since they´ve been together pre-sex change, haven´t they!?
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The word you're looking for is pansexual.
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Thanks. I was wondering that myself.
Submitted by samesame on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 9:47am.
so is chaz´girlfriend a lesbian, bisexual or whatever? i´m confused, since they´ve been together pre-sex change, haven´t they!?
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The word you're looking for is pansexual.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 11:20am.
How the hell does she dance so hard and stay so fucking fat?? It defies logic. All the fatsos on that show should be whittling down before our eyes each week.
I, too, hate the "curves" b.s. I'm 5'9" and weigh 137 lbs. *I* have curves. I'm not skinny, and I'm not fat. That's what curves are. Curves are not massive distortions of healthy body fat. But I also hate reading of supermodels who aren't completely concave being described as "buxom", or having "booty". Fat is like pornography; we all know it when we see it, and calling it "curves" or a "size 4" isn't going to change that or lessen anybody's chances of cardiovascular disease.
I also hate "woman", as in "Macy Woman". So "woman" now = "obese", I take it?
if you have a uterus and ovaries and especially if you can have a baby YOU A WOMAN!!!! plain and simple. ain't no such thing as a pregnant man.
I know high waisted jeans look awful on just about everyone but Lacey Schwimmer is just goddawful in them: http://www.celebuzz.com/2011-09-16/lacey-schwimmers-high-waisted-jeans-y...
I'm getting a bit tired of chunk being called "curves". I hear huge women say they love their "curves". I'm taller than average and a size 8 - that's curves. A size 18 is just fat.
I'm on hating on fat, I'm just saying calling it all "curves" is a bit delusional.
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Submitted by soapopera4cam on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:58am.
ok, just saw that Chaz video, thought her or him was going to get kicked off for being a transgender fat ass, but bitch ain't even trying anymore
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It's'cause Chaz has a huge sense of entitlement.
Cher is right!
Submitted by Callie on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 8:23am.
Didn't Cher make being Armenian cool before those KK Kunts trashed it? She should kick their asses!
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I forgot they are all Armenian.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:21am.
precociousmagpie finally, someome agrees with me that Chaz and Sonny have the same voice!
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They TOTALLY do! Now to identify where the huge fatness comes from. Must be a big fat fuck in the family tree (not the one Sonny smashed into).
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 10/04/2011 - 10:13am.
how in the fuck is it homophobic if I have no damn idea what Chaz wants to be classified as? With so much effing PC shit going around it seems safe to cover all the bases with he/she etc BUT NO!
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If a woman is transitioning into a man, why would you refer to him as "she"? It's really not hard if you use logic.
ok, just saw that Chaz video, thought her or him was going to get kicked off for being a transgender fat ass, but bitch ain't even trying anymore
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She still says what's on her mnd and I love her for it. Even if she is the dumbest bitch when it comes to men, she speaks truth.
DP!!!
Sorry!
LEAVE CHAZ ALONE!
He can't grow a beard in two hours like the Kardashian whures.
Not even the highways want the Whoretrashians....why oh why won't these skanks go away!
precociousmagpie finally, someome agrees with me that Chaz and Sonny have the same voice!
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Cher can and should release a single with "drop kick bitches down a freeway" looped throughout. I wouldn't buy it, wouldn't even download it, but I'd like it to be played on all radio stations until these swines removed their talentless, shameless backsides from ALL media.
--thanks awfully--
EEBIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would LOVE to pay for your sammich, Thomas Jane style. :P
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"I have no snacks for you, only death." ~ annobanano, 08/03/2011
Chaz's "beard" more closely resembles the facial hair that results from endocrine disorders, or the mold that grows under moist, overhanging flab. Whatever it is, it's not attractive.
The reason he isn't very masculine--besides not having a penis and testicles--is that he takes after Sonny, who was not exactly "macho". Their voices are identical, I thought. Unfortunately, Chaz hasn't revealed himherself to be talented in any way, least of all dancing. Schwimmer was working overtime to fill in the gaps. Good thing her ass is so wide.
What did Cher mean by "☐"? "No squares I no"? I don't get it. "No boxes I no"? "No ice cubes I no"? "No Post-it notes I no"? "No dental veneers I no"?
how in the fuck is it homophobic if I have no damn idea what Chaz wants to be classified as? With so much effing PC shit going around it seems safe to cover all the bases with he/she etc BUT NO!
SHIT!
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK