When A "THIS BITCH" Side-Eye Says It All
Baby Ali's star spot at the Museum of Side-Eyes is threatened now that this hot trick shot Lindsay Lohan a priceless double shank eye of death that is making me pull out the empty BIC pen that permanently lives in my kitchen drawer and lick the tip so I can co-sign this immaculate side-eye. This is the best way to start a week!!!! It's like Baby Louis taught that premium side-eye thrower all the tricks to his trade.
And somebody call NOVE UNO UNO, because I speak fluent side-eye and that one definitely says: "Bitch, don't think you're being sneaky when I know very well that you're stealin' hand has just crawled into my purse and is trying to snatch my wallet." One looks says what a paper fan is trying to hide!
LiLo is not only in Milan to pull some thievery shit on unsuspecting Italian hos who might not know of her snatching ways, but she's also there for Fashion Week. LiLo sat front row at the Philipp Plein show last week and he was so hypnotized by her natural beauty (read: his senses were temporarily numbed after he got contact high from the coke dust she coughed up) that he cast her in his new ad campaign. Philipp told reporters during a press conference that LiLo is "authentic, she’s talented, she’s beautiful." Phillipp used way too many words to say: "I'm on fucking crack."
Here's a few pictures of LiLo busting out crime scene poses in the photo shoot for Philipp's (he's the one flashing what he's smoking) campaign in Lake Como, Italy yesterday. Either the theme of this shit is "Faces (and Bodies) of Meth pin-up poster" or the computer used to touch-up these pictures will run out of Photoshop from trying to brush away her rough trade bruises.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 2:12pm.
"Why doesn't she just move to Europe?"
What have we ever done to you?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Wow. That ensemble is truly hideous.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
Oh Italy....first the Jersey Shore wankers, then this piece of gutter trash...who's next, Jodie Marsh? Ke$hit? you really can't get much worse.
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"LiLo is talking like she has swam out of the Jack Daniels bottle, hiked past the coke mountains, dove off of a crack spoon and is now ready to be someone's sponsor or something." -MK
Submitted by VitaminF on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 4:13pm.
@kokoskitten
Is that your kitteh in your avie? Where did you get that batman cap for him/her? I gotta have one for my boy kitty who looks like the kitteh in your avie.
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I WISH that was my cat in the avie...i have a tuxedo cat but I just stole this picture off the internet. I would love to get one for my cat too.
Why is she still getting attention? Why are people still hiring her? Why isn't she in jail?
She's looking suspiciously good lately, her and her sister musta got the 2 for 1 special at whatever plastic surgeon they went to.
>.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.< >.<
The best thing about being a medical assistant is you get to wear scrubs!
Maaaan their gonna have to photoshop the bags out from under her eyes AND the bruises from her legs.
Come on Linds you can do better..
If this was my "work" surely I'd come better prepared.
Joe - very true. Nothing's that great when it's you doing it! There is some pretty good gossip, though!
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 4:46pm.
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I hear ya'. It's funny how what we see as fairly mundane seems so glamorous to others; sweat-moustache notwithstanding, yours still sounds pretty cool :)
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We must take our friends as they are.~Boswell
Thanks, Joe! But it's really a bugger, really hot and a lot of running around. I was in London last weekend and the back of my neck actually sweated through my camera strap. Totally glamorous. And I really know how to work the sweat moustache. But I love getting the shots and that's why I do it. Maybe one day I'll learn my lesson and bring extra underwear. :)
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 4:27pm.
I go to the big fashion weeks to review and shoot the shows but I've never heard of this designer. After seeing this organ grinder monkey outfit, I know why.
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Ahahahaha! Organ grinder monkey is perfect.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 4:38pm.
The buttcrack in the last thumb has more charm than Blohan could ever dream of possessing. Probably smells better, too
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Hahahaha..:D
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We must take our friends as they are.~Boswell
The buttcrack in the last thumb has more charm than Blohan could ever dream of possessing. Probably smells better, too.
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 4:27pm.
I go to the big fashion weeks to review and shoot the shows but I've never heard of this designer. After seeing this organ grinder monkey outfit, I know why
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Wow, your job sounds so cool. And LOL @ 'organ grinder monkey outfit'.
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We must take our friends as they are.~Boswell
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I think it was Kimora Lee Simmons who tweeted something earlier today that this designer Phillip Plein "must really hate women" look at the clothes he makes & the fashion spreads he puts out. Now I see how right she is; he really MUST hate us. Because that is the ugliest fucking outfit I've seen in ages, and it looks like the designer went out of his way to make his clothes and his model look really fuckin busted.
Those orange war-paint swaths on her face? The pasty, bruisy legs in horrible ugly-red shorts? That SHIRT? It's not LiLo's fault. That designer is a motherfucking moron.
I go to the big fashion weeks to review and shoot the shows but I've never heard of this designer. After seeing this organ grinder monkey outfit, I know why.
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 4:10pm.
Why is this bitch still getting work?
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I know. This is more perplexing than a trajectory algorithm. That ho brings attention and drama. That must be the reason. Notice that the brand she is doing the shoot for is some fking no-name (looked it up over the weekend and can't remember it 24 hrs later). She'll take a few grand whenever she can get it.
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@kokoskitten
Is that your kitteh in your avie? Where did you get that batman cap for him/her? I gotta have one for my boy kitty who looks like the kitteh in your avie.
Why is this bitch still getting work?
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"I'm not crazy; I'm just a little unwell."
If Lindsay can make it till 30, she has a job guaranteed waiting for her, George Clooney's beard.George seems to be the patron saint of trashy, coked up, gold digging flowers.
Now 30 is kinda far away for her,so good luck.
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I thought that was Mischa Barton sitting next to Lindsay...I will begrudgingly say that she has looked presentable to good (minus the hair but even that is a little better) since she has been in Europe but she still is a nasty, vile,drunk narcissist.
What Plein was trying to say was that LiLo has a recognizable name, is desperate, and works cheap.
Why doesn't she just move to Europe? They love American cheese on the Continent! How else can you explain them treating Hasselhoff, Tara Reid and the "stars" of "The Bold And The Beautiful" like crowned heads of state. Let's hope she marries some rich count in Andorra and then she can get liquored up on duty free booze in her royal chambers 24/7.
More importantly, who the fuck is Philipp Plein?
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
-----episode 3.14 "Wild Horses," Beverly Hills 90210
I agree with all of you. That bleached hair ages her with no mercy. Can't she embrace the ginge?! What's wrong with being a ginge? Lilo looks good with red hair. I may not be a fan of freckles but red hair is nice.
P.S lilo is still much better looking than her sis ali. She should've left her face alone. That poor thing!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by scallywagy on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 1:46pm.
LOL! WTF is that????
Don't know who that girl is, but she has severe coke-face.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
FTA:Phillipp used way too many words to say: "I'm on fucking crack."
Don't worry, she'll fuck it up and he'll wonder "what was I thinking?"
Common sense is so rare now, it's a dam superpower.
Kids, I have to confess me and the chipmunks, Mazeltov and Fyodor have been going through jackhammers tearing our eyeballs out. Such perfect fashion faux pas rarely trickle from the gods. The wobbly kneeecaps (and yes the pudding elbows) add another dimension to haute (profanity) couture. Time to change the drill bits again....
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/09/lindsay-lohan-is-now-living-the-...
Not one useable shot from this "model."
just wanted to add to the end of my statement about picking sides, I meant about things that matter to you. Talking about the article's 2 opposing sides (sales-business side vs gvrmt interventions-bans-restrictions-politics...) in this case.
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Thanks for letting me know you were OK Mud T! I was worried, it sounded skeery!
Very glad you are betterish now! :)
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
Who would even wear that outfit a gay Paul Revere?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 12:15pm.
:p lol.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
What is up with that pudgy face? She is just a fucking mess.
Submitted by madam ex on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:31am.
Off topic MK is killing me today w/that add up there for North Shore...I see this all day long everyday. Doing animal rescue is very depressing, I dont come to DListed to be depressed. And the North Shore sux and so does the ASPCA, if you want to give, please give to your LOCAl ANIMAL SHELTERS WHERE ANIMALS ARE PUT DOWN BY THE THE DOZENS DAILY FOR NO REASON AT ALL!! Using lack of space or the dreaded Kennel Cough as a reason for just murdering our animals.
ETA - Hey Jana, how are you?
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Hey girl, I was wondering what was up with you. Haven't seen you in ages.
Check out this article, looks like we're making progress, hope it follows everywhere else:
http://www.npr.org/2011/09/22/140708335/toronto-restricts-sales-of-cats-...
they're already doing that in my city in some stores. As much as I can see both points of view one has to choose a side a side at some point.
Edited-a little busy
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:47am.
Sorry I was away from the computer. You on FB?
nope...still not on it.
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Well then I'mma not gonna show you a piksher.
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Yes Lindsay just keep moving a little further out on that plank...a little more...
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:47am.
Sorry I was away from the computer. You on FB?
nope...still not on it.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
baited breath
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like sands through the hourglass....
DWM - I'll explain in OP about the poisoning.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:47am.
just got back from running a few errands. sos different day. ya know how it tis sometimes.
howz u been? :) wish i could've seen a pic of you on friday.
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Sorry I was away from the computer. You on FB?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
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She appears to be under the delusion that she is so hot that she can go around sans fards. She needs the fards.-Deb 7/29/11
It must look so ridiculous when this bitch is nekkid and she's got that trollop blonde hair and an unmatching big old FIRECROTCH
hahahahhahaha Raul.....
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:47am.
just got back from running a few errands. sos different day. ya know how it tis sometimes.
howz u been? :) wish i could've seen a pic of you on friday.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 09/26/2011 - 11:46am.
Raul, you are leaving because just like the rest of us, you are too ugly to stay.
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No Raul just needs some time to set up 20-30 alts so he can answer his own psychobabble.
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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What is with the bruises??
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Who are you calling silly cow?