Friday, September 9th 2011

Get It, Bitch!

Because John Travolta is just like me and sees fries as uncut potato penises, here he is swallowing some whole while taking a break from shooting Savages in Redondo Beach, CA yesterday afternoon. It's a for real shame that you couldn't see the shit John did with that milkshake on the table. The paparazzo didn't capture that shit, because he had to take a baby wipe to the lens that John greased up with his fry eatin' skills.

The reason why John was feeling extra free yesterday probably had something to do with the fact that his scalp pores weren't getting suffocated by the fried moose's ass he usually wears on top of his head. We should all remember this special day, because John Travolta airing out his natural hairline happens about as often as the dudes at the bath house don't see his weekend wig hanging in the coat check closet on a Saturday night.

Posted by: Michael K


MizRo's picture

This drop-in is rapidly declining: another Scieno, child-killer to boot.

Nice to see Travolta in his natural glory without killing any animals to place on his cue ball. I wonder when he will kill another pussy and place it on his bald head.

moonmaid's picture

@precious magpie - the description of your PR friend's "flocking" reminds me of those old Ken dolls with the velveteen hair. They'd always get a bald spot somewhere, lol.

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Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 12:25pm.

Tx for sharing. Nothing beats inside information!

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TOPANGA's picture

JT is def hiding something. He and Kelly have a house and property in my small hometown of Ocala,Fl where he also keeps his jumbo jet. (My grandparents have property right across from them) Several people in our community have run into him in odd situations. My friend said he likes to walk around the club house showers butt ass naked, he dances in the gym at 5AM to "up tempo music" by himself btw. And a few weeks ago another friend of mine did a 2AM run to Walgreens and the cashier told him he just missed JT and his "man friend" in his silver Jaguar. So yea,just some inside info for ya. LoL
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dfanintheD's picture

Yeah, he looks pretty good here.

TheBreakdown's picture

So now that his scalp is out of the closet...

when is HE coming out?

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Submitted by moonmaid on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 9:34am.

ITA with these sentiments--my husband used to have a huge head of thick, wavy hair, and he is having trouble letting the memory go. He recently started letting the sides grow too long, as compensation for the top thinning out, and I had to put the kibosh on that shit.

A long time ago I worked with a guy in his 20's who had extremely close-cropped hair, almost like flocking. One day somebody teased him about being "bald", and it was the first time I realized that he was, because the Curious George cut looked so good on him. (It helped that he was Puerto Rican, and had a nice toasty brown scalp.)

Travolta's Sciento buddy Sheriff Lee Baca of L.A. County wore a bad rug for years--the sort that made you snicker. He then tossed it and let his dome flag fly. Looks way better (but he's still a nutter--always interceding for celebs).

Supertramp's picture

Nice improvement! Let's work on that spare tire okay?

moonmaid's picture

Much better. Let the real baldness/thinning hair out, I always say. Recently I accompanied my husband when he got his hair cut. Husband used to have gorgeous thick curly hair in his younger years, but it is now receding and grayer - still handsome, but in his 50s. The hair cutter left way too much on top (like they always do) in an effort to make him look like he had more hair. I walked over and asked her if she wouldn't mind taking a little more off the top. She asked him if that was ok, and my husband told her to go ahead, since I had to look at him every day, lol. She did, and his cut made him look years younger. I told him he would get compliments the next day at work and he did.

I am sure it is tough to deal with aging when you are famous for your young looks, which is why so many of these guys go for wigs/toupees and the like. But it must be helluva lot more freeing to just let it be.

lastdiva's picture

THIS BUTCH!
Gay or straight, best he's looked in YEARS.

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louise_brooks's picture

Hekki- I agree with both of your posts.

Trying to hide baldness just makes it looks worse. I don't remember where we were, but my husband and I saw this old man with the worst wig ever. He seriously had to have bought this thing in 1978. It didn't even fit his head properly. The only person that thing was fooling was him.

Hekki's picture

I'd advise any man losing his hair to just keep it as short as possible or shave it bald. Most women I know prefer that to the combover and other transparent ways of "camouflaging".

Hekki's picture

This is a positive step for him. Hopefully he is enjoying the freedom of not giving a flying fuck. It's not so bad, is it, John? The world didn't end when you showed your real hair and fatness.

Now maybe he will get a taste for it and let his whole self be known to the world. Life is SO much sweeter when you don't have to hide.

I'm not being snotty. I hope he finds some more courage to liberate himself some more.

clairey claire's picture

He looks so much better. Like an actual human being. Maybe he hides his real form so he's harder to spot in those downtown bath houses. Anyway, nothing wrong with losing a little fur on top so long as you're built down below. Jude Law looks awful because he's a skinny pussy pretty boy. Bruce Willis on the other hand....yum.

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clairey claire's picture

He looks so much better. Like an actual human being. Maybe he hides his real form so he's harder to spot in those downtown bath houses. Anyway, nothing wrong with losing a little fur on top so long as you're built down below. Jude Law looks awful because he's a skinny pussy pretty boy. Bruce Willis on the other hand....yum.

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Why do paps take pictures of celebrities eating so often? Like getting caught taking a bite of food is shameful or embarassing

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 5:34am.

I'm sure you are already a vision of loveliness, of course, a few pix would prove that!!

Good luck with the operation, I hope everything goes well. :)

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We won't be having as much as Miss Travolta had but we will get neck liposuctia and a lower face/neck lift. Possibly a touch of botox between the eyes.

We don't need a lot since we are already naturally beautiful, have excellent genes, don't smoke, drink or use any mood-altering drugs whatsoever and work out at the gym four days per week.

edgeofnight's picture

"I'll take a whack at the fuck myself!"

edgeofnight's picture

He looks good with his natural hair. I've always thought he was hot and a great actor. I don't think he has a chin implant, when he was just starting out he had the same distinctive chin. And let people (even celebrities, because they are people too dammit) eat in peace. Nobody looks that great when they are chomping on some food, although I do admit one long fry does have a certain sexual symbolism.

tomahawk's picture

oh, i bet that this isn't really his "natural" hair - i guess he got a hairtransplant and is now "selling" it to us as his natural balding head.

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Sat, 09/10/2011 - 3:15am.
Hey Mrs PC! What procedures will you be having?

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Thanks for the nice close-ups of Mary's head so we can inspect her facelift scars.

Miss Thing has a scar on her chin in exactly the same place that homosexual Harrison Ford also has a scar. Is this for instertia of a chin implant?

We are planning to go 'under the knife' ourself soon so it helps to see how mega-rich movie star women do it!

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Submitted by BoredSlore on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 6:08pm.
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Thank you for the definition :-)

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I think John Travolta is a major jag off. His first son should have had major medical attention, and because he belonged to Scientology, he didn't give the kid the medical attention he deserved. Ever since then, I haven't had much interest in his career, or success.

MickeyHolland's picture

La tristesse incarnée (the embodiment of sadness). As soon as I saw these pics this song popped up in my head.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHK5ZDkHE2s&feature=related

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jaariel's picture

He looks SO much better without the fake hair. It's been years since he looked attractive, but he's sort of hot in these pics.
That is all.

oceanlover998's picture

...receding hairline or not, JT still brings the hot...

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Newportjoey's picture

We wouldn't hit it.

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Submitted by original putas on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 8:36pm.
Leave my man alone. I don't care if hes gay or not wearing his wig today. I just love him.

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I don't care what anyone (or everyone) says - I love my JT and Bruce Willis. Embrace the bald, eat the fries, whatever...just be happy.
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Submitted by precociousmagpie on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 8:54pm.

I didn't know he was that adventurous...

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Submitted by Moester on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 8:51pm.
Is he telling the paps to "Go away!" in the second picture?
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Oh, no; that's his "I want this many dicks in my ass" gesture.

Just like a circus

Moester's picture

Is he telling the paps to "Go away!" in the second picture?

becky n sydney's picture

He's managed to scrub off his Sharpie hairline very thoroughly, no telltale shadow. It's an improvement.

Scary but much better.

Puppy Love's picture

He looks good, wig or no wig.

original putas's picture

Leave my man alone. I don't care if hes gay or not wearing his wig today. I just love him.

Submitted by harperharper on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 7:51pm.

I have a soft spot for this guy.
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He has a soft spot for guys too. Loose, sloppy spot, rather.

johnnysgirl's picture

Whatever if he's gay. What I want to know is, WHAT THE FUG IS HE WEARING? That is some Kohl's clearance shit right there.

The Redondo Pier has some good fried seafood and Korean food. I'm not sure I'd eat anything caught from the pier, however.

Travolta's still doing that Giotti movie. Joe Pesci is out, however (he and Barry Levinson don't get along).

harperharper's picture

I have a soft spot for this guy.

Naughychimp's picture

Um, yes, he's gay. He hit on my massage therapist (a male) and several guys in the locker room at my club.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 4:59pm.

Step One: Getting rid of the girdle and releasing the gut.
Step Two: Getting rid of the wig and releasing the bald.
Step Three: Getting rid of the beard and releasing the gay.

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YES! That's what I was thinking when I saw these pics. I heard "I'm coming out! I want the world to know, I wanna let it show..." Come clean, John, it's okay. Baby steps, baby steps.

I do think he looks better this way. Maybe he even lost a little weight? (aside from the 5 lb. rug)

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 09/09/2011 - 5:50pm.

Releasing what gay???? Honey, he's already a bathhouse buttmonster...

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Ah, too bad I don't do siggies cuz that one is a gem.

Albatross, you need to see him in 'Blowout' De Palma movie from late 70s i think. Pretty decent had John Lithgow as a crazy (Dexter role actually wasn't his first turn doing that who knew) and Travolta was pretty good looking back then. He's just...bigger now. No fries, John. FRUIT.

i_heart_jack's picture

"Just curious...Do you guys really think he's gay?"

I saw him up close at Disney's D23 Expo in 2009, and he sure seemed like he was in love with his wife. He was rubbing her back, and hugging her, and looking at her with so much love. Ever since then I've been on the "not gay" train.

And he should save his head and go the Vin Diesel route.

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I used to have a crush on this man. Back in 1978, when he was in "Grease." Before $cientology got ahold of him.

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