Trace Cyrus Is Spawning
Didn't Brenda Song's trainer teach her to always use a saddle (aka Trojan horse condom) when going horseback riding? I guess not, because Celebuzz is saying that inside of 23-year-old Brenda Song's womb a tiny fetus is putting its little tiny fetus hooves together and praying that the Song gene is its dominant one. A source tells them that Brenda, who was in some Disney crap and The Social Network, pulled some Catherine the Great shit on 22-year-old Trace Cyrus' horse dick and now she's going to birth out an Asian centaur that will gallop out of her pussy in a few months. Brenda led a horse to her vagina and it did more than DRANK.
While I NEEEEEIGH at the image of Auntie Noah and Auntie Miley try to pull an apple off of a tree to feed it to their nephew Flicka, read what Celebuzz had to say about this mess:
Big congrats to Brenda Song and Trace Cyrus! The couple is expecting their first child together, Celebuzz can exclusively report.
“They are beyond thrilled,” a source tells us. “They are about eight weeks along.”
The Social Network star and Miley Cyrus‘ brother have been quietly seeing each other for several months, but made their first appearance together on the red carpet at Nylon Magazine’s party in early May.
Trace’s publicist could not be reached for comment.
This Emo bestiality shit was probably Equus' original ending, but even Peter Shaffer knew he was going too far.
Well, the good news is that first time birth shouldn't be that bad for Brenda. All she has to do is shove a live snake up her ass and that hapa foal will come galloping for ITS LIFE out of her coochie before you can say "sugar cube." And if Babies 'R Us hasn't already stocked their shelves with newborn feedbags and baby hooves for Kimbo Stewart's baby, now might be a good time to do so.
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Oh nooooo! I was hoping they had broken up! She's my favorite thing on The Suitelife of Zac and Cody(I like airhead characters) I REALLY hope the baby doesn't take after him. What a shame, I wish her the best.
He has shamed the family! How could he break tradition and not marry one of his cuzzins?
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:35pm.
AHAHAHA!
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:39pm.
Am I the only one who thinks the chick looks like an asian version of his sister???
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No but that very well may be because Disney has a 'type' of people they cast:)
And I really do hope that mess on his face are stickers.
@ Yuga
No, I thought the same thing. The old rule is you're not supposed to announce a pregnancy publicly until you're out of the first trimester.
Also, most celebrities won't even announce it until they're way further along, but since these two barely qualify as celebrities, my guess is they made the announcement for the attention.
WTF is wrong with his face? Are those stickers or tats?
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Submitted by misslainey on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:35pm.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:28pm.
Oh my fking hell. End times nigh.
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You mean 'neigh'.
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No I mean NIGH, as originally stated. 'Neigh' is for the Trace Cyrus post. Oh wait....lmao, misslainey
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Where's he going to fit a poorly-done tattoo of the baby's face? there's no room left.
Dang, that's criminal dilution of the gene pool. At birth, the kid's going to be like 3 hands high.
Am I the only one who thinks the chick looks like an asian version of his sister???
http://www.google.com/imgres?q=miley+cyrus&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=790&bih=3...
Which adds another level of creepy to this shitfest.....
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@UBF - my thought was the exact same as yours.
Brenda Song is so fucking annoying. And that kid will be ug-lay. That is all.
I just picture her father maybe wanting to go hunting now with Trace or maybe asking him to raise the garage door while his foot slips on the gas pedal.
Damn I hope that kid looks like her.
Submitted by caprica six on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:28pm.
Oh my fking hell. End times nigh.
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You mean 'neigh'.
Wasn't he just on Demi Lavato a few months ago? He'll be onto the next Disney girl once the baby pops out.
8 weeks seems a little early to announce, but maybe that's just me.
I can't imagine all of the STDs and shit that all those Disney kids have. I swear they only ever date each other, and occasionally Taylor Swift. I wonder if there is something in their contracts that states they hate to date X amount of Disney's whores before they can move on to someone else (like what Miley did). At first it seems like a coincidence (since they probably only really see each other on the shows and tours), but after a while it starts to look weird. Kids didn't even date each other like that in high school.
Submitted by hannie on Tue, 08/23/2011 - 7:25pm.
MK tagged this post as Animal Stories. Erm.. lol?
In this case, I approve of cruelty to animals.
Disgusting!
LMAO @ this post!
Does anyone else think the "source" is Noah Cyrus?
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Oh man, I can't wait to see that baby.
Oh my fking hell. End times nigh.
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"You dumb bitch, I am home." -MK to Brooke's crybaby 'daddy-puts-the-lotion' ass
You know, that baby has a 50/50 chance of coming out normal. Let's hope Brenda's genes are strong.
She's a cute girl. My daughter used to watch whatever her Disney show was.
Isn't that the chick from that show with the twins from that Adam Sandler movie? That's how I remember her anyway.
MK tagged this post as Animal Stories. Erm.. lol?
I've never heard of her but I just read her father is Chinese and her mother is Thai. They pretty much put her through dramatic actress school and have nurtured her career and I bet are proud as Asian parents could be (instead of her, they're the ones vomiting up their guts).
Bat_Boy -- Word,LOL!!!
Had to look her up she is the obnoxious Chinese girl in the Suite Life with the cute blonde boy twins now hawking yogurt (awkward).
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He looks like Weston Cage.
Pffft, can't begrudge him for being a Cyrus. It's not like you have the chance to pick your family.
She seems like a sweetheart. I wish them the best.
Though don't most expectant parents wait until after the 1st trimester to announce? I thought that was pretty standard.
lmfao @ "hapa foal"....hahahhaaaaa
To quote someone from ONTD:
"Poor girl. Thought she went horseback riding...ended up pregnant."
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What the...I don't even. What the fucking fuck?
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This baby is going to be dealt a cruel genetic hand.
How fucking hard is it to swallow 1 fucking birth control pill every day ?
Will Disney make her go bye-bye??
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
Why Brenda, why????
I hope she has the dominant genes.
Dammit.