Don't Mess With The Chenbot
CBS' The Talk, which is like a clone of The View on internet-bought Amberen and Vagisil foam, is coming back for a second season this Fall, but Deadline reports that both Leah Remini and Holly Robinson Peete have been kicked out of the coop. Their sources say that the show's co-creator Sara Gilbert (aka forever Darlene Conner to me), Sharon Osbourne and Julie Chen have all been asked to come back. Julie Chen coming back is not a surprise since she's married to the head of CBS Les Moonves. The #1 rule in TV is: if the boss is cumming on your back, you're coming back!
But Page Six says that the Asian robot wrapped in bronzer dough is the main reason why Leah and Holly aren't coming back. Sources say that The Chenbot rules those bitches hard and let's it be known that they better abide by the ridiculous pieces of shit that come flying out of her mouth. The source went on to say that during that Casey Anthony shit, The Chenbot banned her co-hosts from talking about it unless she's at the table since the busted hard drive in her head has a copy of Journalism for Dummies on it, making her a serious journalist! The source put it like this:
“[Julie] said, ‘My husband feels strongly that you should not be talking about news [without me], you are not news people.’ Sharon just said, ‘I don’t know about this.’ She’d had enough. ”
A different source says that the gutter raccoon of Scientology known as Leah Remini is also a rusty thorn shoved up The Talk's lumpy ass. That source had this to say about Leah:
“[Remini] was a disruptive force. She had a huge morale problem. Her mother never parked in her assigned space. She was told not to park in the lot anymore. ”
I didn't need some anonymous source to tell me that Leah Remini is the fucking worst. Every time Leah opens her trucker mouth on that show, it feels like I'm getting DPed in the ears by a thorny dragon lizard and an anorexic porcupine. Listening to Leah talk is about as pleasant as sticking your head in a paint shaking machine.
That rough bitch and Holly Robinson Peete getting kicked off the show is a good thing. But I only say that because now there won't be any hos between Sharon Osbourne and Julie Chen. That means Sharon can finally attack The Chenbot and chew her circuit wires out while a motionless Sara Gilbert just sits there like D.J. Conner at the Thanksgiving children's table.
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If Julie Chen is a trophy wife, I'd rather lose the contest!!!!
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Oh how cute. The trophy wife has delusions of adequacy.
Submitted by ditquoi on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:47am.
Maybe i should wear shorts with cut outs around the nono hole.
Lets face it, why beat around the bush. lets get to the point rich sugar daddy lol
But i gotta work on my gag reflexes, swallowing is my weakness and ima have to step my game up, i better learn to swallow.
Michael K, you are easily one of the funniest writers I have ever had the pleasure to read. You combine snark and "vulgarity" with perfect rhythm and timing. I have only ever heard such eloquent, spot-on trash talk from the finest of drag queens, and even then rarely with your finesse. I love you! Bravo! (If this reads sarcastic to anyone, I assure you it's not meant to be.)
I do think Leah Remini is pretty.
WTF, I love Leah. I love her because she's ghetto and doesn't give a sh-t that we all see it.
It's the fake as f-ck ones that I can't stand. Jennifer Garner, can you here me b-tch? I'm talking to you's (in Remini's voice).
Submitted by Mel on Wed, 08/17/2011 - 12:02am.
I once remember seeing something about Leah's daughter being like four and not even potty trained yet. And she blew it off like it was nothing.
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I think she still took a bottle of milk to bed at 3.5 or 4; she also seemed kind of bratty.
Sarah Gilbert is too smart for that show, but I'm glad that she's there.
I once remember seeing something about Leah's daughter being like four and not even potty trained yet. And she blew it off like it was nothing.
Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:23am.
Submitted by QueenyBean on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:13am.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 8:58am.
seejane: I live on the UES and I know a few Asian women.
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UES? No shade but you probably think the Asians in NYC are nice b/c you're cunty too. No offense but most UES folks are a little too into themselves and status.
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HOLY SHIT. How would she NOT take offense to this? She was being nice and answering a question.
Damn. Are you having a bad day or something?
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Sorry, but the original post was offensive.
having been stuck at home for a bit, I've seen the Talk and it is pretty awful! The "topics" are polls and studies and are NOT interesting. I HATE Holly and Leah. Holly is a know-it-all perfectionist who CONSTANTLY tells us she has FOUR, COUNT 'em FOUR kids and one has autism. She also must have it in her contract to interview every black guest cause this is soooo obvious. Leah is loud, annoying, incredibly uneducated, and can't sit in her seat. But the worst offender is Leah's mom who comes to the studio every day and sits in the audience and wears little make up. She is sooooo disturbing looking. Shudder.
Leah and Holly have been in the business for almost three friggin' decades. Shouldn't they have known the golden rule of "don't fuck with the boss's missus"?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 8:27am.
I don't like Remini either but it's Sharon Osboune I can't stand. I used to think she was fun and kind (see the first season of The Osbournes, even the second) but in reality, she's incredibly mean and spiteful and a complete and utter bully - all the while yapping about anti-bullying and self-acceptance.
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She is mentally ill. One of her kids told about how Sharon would make them crap in boxes, and then would send the boxes to her "enemies". The woman is certifiable, and her kids are whacked out too.
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Julie Chen - before and after
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"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Does Julie think that she is the CBS version of Barbara Walters and she is the only one who can discuss news? Odds are, she is hoping that this will be s stepping stone for her to do legit news.
Have you ever seen a 'before' pic of her before her plastic surgry?
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Can we believe this talk? I truly thought they all adored each other and all was going smashingly. At first I didn't think I'd like the show as it's too much like The View but I find myself watching every single day. I like Sara cause she reminds me of myself and I honestly think she has a crush on Leah even tho they are complete opposites. Leah IS loud but I feel she's sincere in what she feels. Still can't picture her a Scientologist - never can, never will. The only one that bugs me sometimes is Julie cause I know she's married to Les so she will always be safe even tho it's truly Sara's show.
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:38am
Forgive my grouch-ass outburst, QueenyBean. No sleep last night, no coffee this morning and I'm a bit on the bitchy side today.
The whole Scientology thing + Remini just doesn't make sense. I mean the woman is just plain scary most of the time and she always has been. Those audits don't seem to be working... do they.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:47am.
you're not hanging out in the right places, nor are you shoving bitches to the side so you can get an audience with your target a la JSlore at the royal ball. you gotta up your game! LOL
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:37am.
never watched the show
the only ones I like are Darlene and Holly
about the Asians being rude, talk to them, its a cultural thing maybe because they were raised like that, its not that they are rude per say in person but when they are walking and in the train, they know how to squeeze their little assess to a seat, gotta respect that.
They admit to the rudeness, but not all are like that, I find that the older generation is like that, not the Americanized ones as much.
PS the only time I almost hit a 4 foot tall old lady was a Chinese one that elbowed me in my stomach.
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that's what I wanted to say earlier but the way I express myself is very.......... (dare I use the word again) cunty.
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never watched the show
the only ones I like are Darlene and Holly
about the Asians being rude, talk to them, its a cultural thing maybe because they were raised like that, its not that they are rude per say in person but when they are walking and in the train, they know how to squeeze their little assess to a seat, gotta respect that.
They admit to the rudeness, but not all are like that, I find that the older generation is like that, not the Americanized ones as much.
PS the only time I almost hit a 4 foot tall old lady was a Chinese one that elbowed me in my stomach.
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I just saw Sharon Osbourne on TV for the first time ever--not on this dreck, but on "America's Got Talent", which is also dreck--and I was surprised at how likable she was. I always assumed she was a foulmouthed old slag with no redeeming virtues, but last night she came off as very kind, sincere and well-meaning. She was even a little *too* nice to some of the more delusional contestants, but maybe she's being paid to play the compassionate one to Piers Morgan's Simon Cowell. Anyway, I liked her.
And why doesn't MK ever report on this crapfest, anyway? "AGT" has been on for 7 years and I didn't know it existed, so I ALMOST missed seeing Gabe The Cowboy Bulldog Who Rides A Hobby Horse (along with his skateboard).
How the fuck did that $cienoskank Leah Remini ever get work in television?? It's like watching roadkill.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 10:13am.
I seriously have fucking hated this bitch since she tried to get between Zach and Kelly on Saved By the Bell way back in the day.
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LOL. Me too!
whoever came up with that idea should be shot...Zach and Leah went together like oil and water. That beach season and the episodes where they tried to get Zach to hook up with the lesbionic Facts of Life wannabe tomboy where the worst.
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I seriously have fucking hated this bitch since she tried to get between Zach and Kelly on Saved By the Bell way back in the day. The woman screams cunt. You watch King of Queens and it's like, "aww that dumb fat guy could do way better than that whore" and on top of that she's a Scientologist
This Julie Chen I cannot stand. She does the BB announcing right? well she has no personality at all.
Coma Caca!
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"while a motionless Sara Gilbert just sits there like D.J. Conner at the Thanksgiving children's table"
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I've only seen like 3 episodes of this and it was during the Casey Anthony trial. Leah and Holly were going on about the trial and then Perez Hilton was guest hosting and made a comment about people only watching the trial for entertainment and Perez said, "I don't mean you guys". Leah and Holly looked pissed and were ready to kill him. Then Chenbot started weeping reading out the verdict. It was a madhouse. A madhouse!
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New post is up, whorz. It's fucked up BTW. Can't we all get along? With the children beheadings (Thanks mike! eyeroll) and the drought and the other shit in the world, seriously. I come here to get away from all that crap.
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How do these bitches like Julie Chen snare them rich powerful guys????? Look at Wendy Deng and Rupert Murdoch too.
I must be doing something wrong with my tight gay ass.
Seriously I was playing golf the other day and I saw this millionaire guy's son, William, whose father is worth like $200-600 million. Anyway William has got himself a gay piece, some Thai guy, and I swear I'm way hotter than him and plus I'm down with the kinky stuff if it means I can get my hands on that black AMEX card.
But somehow i don't get a rich piece? WTF... i think its cuz the other guy swallows.....
Loopy, as I mentioned in yesterday's thread, we are guilty for giving free blow jobs!
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Submitted by Preferred Username on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:39am.
@Nova
Thank you! I didn't even know there were things like brow kits. I like you're avie and siggy, BTW.
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@Nova
Thank you! I didn't even know there were things like brow kits. I like you're avie and siggy, BTW.
I have never seen this show and I never will. But basically, you are saying this i is now "The Sharon Osbourne Show" with 2 assistants she has to take because one created the original concept and one is screwing the boss. It's probably not a bad move.
Whenever someone says "no offense" before saying something really offensive, it's kind of like letting a big fart and saying, "whoops, excuse me." It really doesn't excuse the act. QueenyBeen, please stop with your verbal farts.
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I get your P.O.V. on that,and I'll stop for today, but only because you said please.
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:30am.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:26am.
What is the comment about her mother not parking in her assigned space mean?
Leah's mom sits in the audience. every. frickin. day. So I guess she got her own parking space, which prolly turned out to be not good enough the star of the show's mommy
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:13am.
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UES? No shade but you probably think the Asians in NYC are nice b/c you're cunty too. No offense but most UES folks are a little too into themselves and status.
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Whenever someone says "no offense" before saying something really offensive, it's kind of like letting a big fart and saying, "whoops, excuse me." It really doesn't excuse the act. QueenyBeen, please stop with your verbal farts.
This is the first time I have ever heard of this shitastic tv show. Michael K could be making this whole thing up and I would just nod and agree.
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:15am.
CONNIE CHUNG! thanks everyone! What happened to that crazy bitch!!!!???
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Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 06/27/2011 - 12:16pm.
suckandfuck and raul are like the goofus and gallant of sick humor.
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Submitted by Jintess on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:23am.
Submitted by QueenyBean on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:13am.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 8:58am.
seejane: I live on the UES and I know a few Asian women.
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UES? No shade but you probably think the Asians in NYC are nice b/c you're cunty too. No offense but most UES folks are a little too into themselves and status.
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HOLY SHIT. How would she NOT take offense to this? She was being nice and answering a question.
Damn. Are you having a bad day or something?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 8:27am.
I don't like Remini either but it's Sharon Osboune I can't stand. I used to think she was fun and kind (see the first season of The Osbournes, even the second) but in reality, she's incredibly mean and spiteful and a complete and utter bully - all the while yapping about anti-bullying and self-acceptance.
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She is mentally ill. One of her kids told about how Sharon would make them crap in boxes, and then would send the boxes to her "enemies". The woman is certifiable, and her kids are whacked out too.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:26am.
What is the comment about her mother not parking in her assigned space mean?
Leah's mom sits in the audience. every. frickin. day. So I guess she got her own parking space, which prolly turned out to be not good enough the star of the show's mommy.
Growing up in San Francisco and using the
Public transportation system can leave you with a fear of pink grocery bags and eau de mothballs.
Yeah I'm racist.
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 9:13am.
Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 08/16/2011 - 8:58am.
seejane: I live on the UES and I know a few Asian women.
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UES? No shade but you probably think the Asians in NYC are nice b/c you're cunty too. No offense but most UES folks are a little too into themselves and status.
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Really? You call someone cunty then say no offense? Rude.
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What is the comment about her mother not parking in her assigned space mean? It's so friggin' random..is it an obscure metaphor for LR's unconventional upbringing? Or do they literally mean her mom didn't park in her assigned space? Either way, it's a strange thing to add to the statement.
Maybe I need more coffee...*wondering away*
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