Two And A Half Inches
This is the first ad for the next season of Two and a Half Men starring Ashton Kutcher and shit is not staring off well. Was it really necessary for CBS to make those of us with gutter brains imagine Jon Cryer, douche Jesus and that former fat kid airing their peens out just inches apart from each other? Did I really need to see the look on Jon's face when he stares at Ashton's totally shaved crotch and realizes it looks like G.I. Jane with a deviated septum. No.
And I'm guessing the all in "all will be revealed" is that these three are really mutants who can stretch their torsos all long and shit like Gumby.