Thursday, July 14th 2011
"NOT THE CANNED CHEESE!!!!"
The Inception 2: The Dark Knight Rises trailer leaked this week, but the one trailer that has got me pressing the replay button like it's a G-spot is the one for Steven Soderbergh's unintentional (or totally intentional) remake of Outbreak called Contagion. Shit is about what would happen if a bird flu (probably from THIS bird) murdered most of the planet's population and blah..blah...blah. But way more importantly, we get to sit back and watch GOOP floppity flop flop to her death! To help Fishsticks get to that place, Steven Soderbergh told her to imagine Apple trying to cook a Stouffer's pizza in the wood-burning outdoor pizza oven in her garden. Aaaaand action!
Birds: 1 Fishies: 0
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I still don't see what a picture of Ramona Singer having one of her face treatments has to do with a new movie about Contagion.
Birds: 1 Fishies: 0
LOL MK, you make me laugh again.
This shit is panic attack shit, its meant to make us all shit scared of shit, Fuck that, if we gotta die we gotta, but let me know in advance so i can go and try to have sex with all the people ive ever wanted to have sex with.
What's the point of watching if they don't turn into flesh-eating zombies?
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
I thought that Goopy was being tortured by David Caruso's sunglasses,for a second there. "We are...going to kill...Gwyneth Paltrow.YEEEEEAAAAH!"
I don't know why, but i have never had the flu.
45 years old, and I don't even catch colds. i must have an immune system like Fort Knox, because thank God, I just never get sick.
Too close to home - I've just been through a really nasty bout of the flu. It took 2 rounds of anti-bi's (the first one did zip - I had to have an upgrade) and nearly 2 weeks later I still have bronchitis. The dizzy spells and lung wobbles (only way to describe) were seriously scary.
We've had some Swine Flu cases here this winter but my doc didn't do the blood test to check, so I don't know if that was what I've been suffering, or some other strain. :(
On a happier note, always a pleasure to see Goopy die. :)
This looks so familiar. Possibly it was a book written by Robin Cook? I'm gonna go look.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by Wil In Minneapolis on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 4:21pm.
And on another note .. has Matt Damon ALWAYS been such a shitty actor??
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**Eyes rolling**
Has your opinion always been so terrible???
Jesus .. this fucking sucks. I hate that bitch with a passion but they filmed a part of this fucker in my hometown .. Western Springs, Il. Childhood allegiance or Fishsticks hate??? fuck it .. Fiststicks [typo but i am keeping it!] hate. Hope this fucker tanks.
And on another note .. has Matt Damon ALWAYS been such a shitty actor??
yepyepyep: Me too. Corn-fed cows shed E.Coli, grass fed is fine.
KA: Almost all beef/dairy cows are fed massive amounts of antibiotics - it's the backbone of factory farming. Smaller, local farms are the answer.
Oceanlover: I had never heard that the Illuminati have to openly say what they were doing. I always thought they were just bragging about their shit!
...if this trailer is any indication, matt damon gives a honey-glazed roast ham of a performance in this tired, recycled crapfest...
..vigilant citizen and the like say that movies like this and tv shows like the x-files are the fulfillment of the illuminati's code of ethics that compels them to openly tell the world what they're planning...
...my advice to the illuminati: stop making crapfests like this and go f*** yourselves...
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...'I've checked him out on the Google, and there's absolutely no record of him ever having a mother'...
The parasite bird picture is too funny. Fishsticks is boring and prissy as always.
YAWN @ this fuckn' trailer. Definitely an Outbreak rip-off minus the monkey. How could they forget the monkey? At least throw a CGI penguin in there!
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I don't know who's in that pic, but it looks like Ilene Wournos- that female serial killer Charleze Therone played.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:04pm.
ps. related to cows and antibiotics, my doctor told me that your body builds immunity to antibiotics after continued use, so I assumed animals as well, same as roaches with poison, we keep making them sick (the animals) with a nasty environment and injecting stronger and worse "medicine" that is why I try to stick to grass fed, organic meat, which I cant afford so I rarely eat red meat
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A close friend who is a nutritionist and a vegan told me that here in the US they don't do that to meat much anymore. It's only the real cheap meat you may find this. Which is why I don't mind buying nice cuts of red meat, but I'm scared of the chicken breasts that come in the economy bag. Have you seen the size of those things? Freak hormone steroid chickens. No thanks.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:03pm.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:00pm.
I'm back baby!!!
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LOL
Who is that in your Avie ? An American Gladiator ?
LMAO
TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:44am.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on
ps. related to cows and antibiotics, my doctor told me that your body builds immunity to antibiotics after continued use, so I assumed animals as well, same as roaches with poison, we keep making them sick (the animals) with a nasty environment and injecting stronger and worse "medicine" that is why I try to stick to grass fed, organic meat, which I cant afford so I rarely eat red meat
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 1:00pm.
I'm back baby!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Contagion: Just Republicans in Congress
Contagion: Just the Pigs in the Vatican hierarchy
Contagion: Homophobes
Contagion: Billionaires
Contagion: Rapists
Contagion: Child Abusers
Contagion: Wall Streeters
Contagion: Drug Dealers
Contagion....
Fucking Contagion!
I'm back baby!!! My big scene!
*chokes* *gasps* " it... was...that...cunt....polenta !!"
*gags* *expires*
*golf clap from crew*
oh, and by the way. it's spelled CUNTAGIN'
wasn't this already called 12 Monkeys?
*side eyes Chirio* but I like the cast, esp if Fishy flops flops to her death in the beginning of the movie
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"Basically, Murlonio means "from Rob's ass" in Dumfuckanese." MK
"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Lol at the canned cheese and pizza references.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:41pm.
om nom nom... will we get bewbies this time?
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Maybe with oozing pustules this time?
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:37pm.
Her styling in this movie reminds me of her in Great Expectations.
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om nom nom... will we get bewbies this time?
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Isn't Contagion like '12 Monkeys' and 'Outbreak' and what others have i missed? It's sort of a rolled up tube of toothpaste at this point. New ideas times!
Her styling in this movie reminds me of her in Great Expectations.
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 12:10pm.
Awesome!! She's such a great actress. <3
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WHAT-EVER!!!
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Girls watch porn too!:
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Being the uptight super control freak that she is, I'm sure Goop is blowing chow (literally) at the photo you chose. Loves it. Goop is Poop. (and in my state, there's a new ad campaign called "there is no poop fairy")
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:16am.
Was I the only one scratching my head and thinking Inception was an overblown piece of shit? -------------------------------------------------
u are not alone...I thought the same thing from the get go. but it is better than a Lunesta on a sleepless night..that's the only positive thing I can say about it.
"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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you know your Hollywood career (as you knew it) is about to be over when you start to participate in "all-star" cast disaster movies or horror flicks.
It's happened to even bigger stars than these mofos.
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"A hole's a hole as long as there's a little heat in there." - suckandfuck
"The dudes look plucked and pampered while the chicks look fucked and tampered. I love it." - MK
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SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!
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"Bitch, your pancakes look fine to me."
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by the original be... on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:47am.
@ Fucking_Classy - YES! I loved And the Band Played On. I was just talking to hubs about it last week. Any idea where I can find it? Blindness wasn't too bad, either.
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Try amazon.com for the dvd, that's where I got mine. But if you just want to watch the movie, download a torrent.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Contagion? I thought they should have called it "Kardashian"
You know the movie is shit when they have shoehorn in so many brand-name actors into the trailer.
Awesome!! She's such a great actress. <3
I must be the only one that likes Goops. I goggled her images think she's quite attractive (most of the time)
*Stands in front of Goopy and waves pointed stick at advancing Dlist mob*
Momus, with all due respect - I'm not going to check the source of every study that's out there - and there are plenty, just on the one page of 'Science Daily' that I linked to (all of which meet your standards so far as I can see). This is Dlisted.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:45am.
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?????????"
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NO! I WANNA SEE IT!
WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOX?!?!
♥ Threadkilla!
Girls watch porn too!:
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DIE GOOPY DIE!!!!!
That's all the happiness I can garner from this p.o.s.
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"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy!"
...leave it to goopy to end the fucking world. I told y'all she was a bitch.
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Hell, everything would be better with stick ponies-MK
TEAM GOOPY DIES!
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:44am.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:30am.
Proof of this from an unbiased study, please.
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Define "proof" and "unbiased".
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A double-blind study conducted by a reputable medical school and/or hospital not sponsored by any pharmaceutical company the results of which can be replicated by another testing facility.
The testing must done in conformance with proven testing protocols and the results must have subjected to peer review by other experts in the field.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkien.
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So is Goopster in the rest of the film in flashbacks after she croaks? It's kind of weird to give away a death of a character like that in a trailer - UNLESS IT'S GOOPY, of course, as the promise of that definitely will attract audiences.
Submitted by NovaNightly on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:47am.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:42am.
I won't be able to watch this shit.
The little speck of reality of it possibly happening scares the shit out of me and brings out my agoraphobia just a little bit more
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Totally agree with you. I hate these kinds of movies. Or really any kind of Armageddon type movie. No thanks...I will continue to live in my happy dappy world and refuse to look at the bad shit movie makers want me to see so they can make money.
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Armageddon (the movie) I could handle, had enough humor to make it not so real. Now, The Day after Tomorrow? HOLY SHEEP SHIT!
I started stocking up on canned goods, bottled water and ask BH if we could move to higher ground.
@ Fucking_Classy - YES! I loved And the Band Played On. I was just talking to hubs about it last week. Any idea where I can find it? Blindness wasn't too bad, either.
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You made your bed; now you have to fuck me in it!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 07/14/2011 - 11:42am.
I won't be able to watch this shit.
The little speck of reality of it possibly happening scares the shit out of me and brings out my agoraphobia just a little bit more
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Totally agree with you. I hate these kinds of movies. Or really any kind of Armageddon type movie. No thanks...I will continue to live in my happy dappy world and refuse to look at the bad shit movie makers want me to see so they can make money.
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"If when you die you get a choice between pie heaven and regular heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick but if not mmmboy!"
"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?????????"
Hi. My name is Oxy and short of bouncing inside a sterile bubble, I'm a boner-fide germaphobe.
You all might think of me as crazy, but really watch a bitch on the metro bus if she/he sneezes.
Makes me think of 28 Days Later.