Mimi Comes Out!
Giving us shades of Hottie from Flavor of Love (thanks to that miso-glazed microwaved mop on her head), the Unicorn Siren of the Rainbows stepped out in NYC yesterday afternoon while answering the question: How many people does it take to escort a fragile teddy bear princess three steps to her apartment building? I swear, I've seen 90-year-old paraplegics handled with less care.
I know that Mimi gave birth to Baby Boo Boo Bee Doo and Baby Ishtar only 3 months ago and I also know that she's had all of her human bones replaced with fairy cartilage, but this is a little thick on the much scale, dahling. Most lambs are out frolicking across thee fields just seconds after their young baaaaahs out of their vaginas, but this one has to be safely guarded like she's wearing 9-inch stiletto platform heels made entirely of shellacked rain drops (which is totally possible, by the way).
Instead of using their energy to make sure Mimi doesn't trip on the tiny sidewalks cracks, her handlers (Note: I've got fapping dibs on the one in the ebony tank, so DON'T!) should've punched themselves for putting her in a regular NYC cab. YES, Mimi sat on a seat that is mostly covered in the thick smegma that forms when various kinds of butt sweat marinate together. ILLEGAL! Just for today, I'm going to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they brought a stuffed animal carcass for Mimi to sit on so her immaculate nalgas wouldn't have to mingle with the stank syrup of peons.
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Does she have more helpers than Little Richard?
After all her accomplishments retirement looks good. You're rich bitch chill wit your 3 behbehs! __________________
luv Mariah go out on a high gurl speaking of -she look high.
She's so full of herself -- cant stand her. Bitch needs 4 people to help her through a door ... You're NOT that special sweetheart and most people dont give a shit about you.
Looks 2 me like she had a nose job. Nose & eyes swollen and dark circles under her eyes. Prolly nose job, tummy tuck, lipo. Smiling from the happy pain pills. JMHO
*picture MK searching every cab in NYC for traces of rainbow glitter*
In the side shot, the guy in the black tank looks like his nipples could cut glass ! So tasty.
Omg omg!! She's out and about!?! *runs to see her*
NOT. Who gives a shit?? She popped out two dizzy melons. And?? Where's octotrash when you need her to stand up a famewhore new mom. Christ.
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I love her "mom casual" weave.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 8:53am.
She might be recovering from lipo and other countless procedures she had during and after the birth of her twins.
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Good call. She would have had the works done after dem babies popped out!
Ridiculous.
Also, shellacked rain drops ftw.
Can't see her being a hands-on Mom. If she requires handlers just to walk, I doubt she holds her own babies.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 06/28/2011 - 2:48pm.
I think her helpers look like random strangers plucked off the street. I mean ebony tank and white tank look like they were just in the gym and the other one looks like some old lady snatched from the crosswalk to help. Weird.
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The hell is going on with her face? I know she had twins but that's a really bloated face she's sporting. Meh.
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This is a woman who couldn't hold her own STRAW. No wonder she needs help walking.
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I will change if I must, slow it down and bring it home,
I will adjust - oh, if only,
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She looks like the love child of Wendy Williams and Both tricks from White Chicks...... O.o
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 11:00am.
I walked like that for about three weeks after my hysterectomy so I'm thinking tummy tuck.
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But you can't work out, right? I don't understand why she can't walk without someone holding her up.
Ebony tank? EBONY?!
Who's the pretty pretty princess now, MK!!!
LOL
I'm just jealous, though.
I wish I sounded like I just got a train
Ran through my ass by RAJA and JONTE :(
But, alas, shirts will always just be black to me.
I'm gonna go watch some AbFab.
See if I can correct my hypoglamcemia..
dp, sorry
Submitted by WhiskeyTango on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 10:51am.
I was really hoping that Victoria's Secret velour jumpsuit trend had died for good. I see that it has not.
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As Posh Spice is to 5" heels so is Mariah to velour track suits.
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twerk those stumps!
I walked like that for about three weeks after my hysterectomy so I'm thinking tummy tuck.
I was really hoping that Victoria's Secret velour jumpsuit trend had died for good. I see that it has not.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Look at her eyes under those sunglasses--they are extremely swollen with very dark circles. She may have had something done to her face as others have mentioned...
Meh, she doesn't bother me.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 07/04/2011 - 11:39am.
You're only bisexual if someone rams a bottle of water up your ass and you cum. FACT.
she is obviously not breast feeding. If anything, she is drinking again. She looks terrible- she has for years now, though.
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I will change if I must, slow it down and bring it home,
I will adjust - oh, if only,
If only you knew, everything I do, is for you
- Adele "Take It All"
@lil_ras: Yes! And then I put her in some serious hardware on my back until she was, jeez, like almost 5 lol! It was nice to have my hands free - being a woman with no handlers - and I had her on my bike too...that was the best in a pinch for sleep trouble cuz, at first, she'd fall asleep as soon as we'd catch a little wind...
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:41am.
Submitted by PhlegmWad on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:38am.
you handsome fucking devil you....
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Just what I was thinking!
She had face work done.
That's all I have to say.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:39am.
I wanna see the babehs! I could care less about Mimi.
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Pink does NOT APPROVE of this statement!
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
Why does her upper lip look like she just shaved off her mustache?
She is obviously in recovery from lipo. Look at how she is holding her stomach and being helped by her 'handlers'. Drama...
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:15am
I was just thinking how much I love all this "precious cargo" bullshit...especially when I remember back to me and my kid at 3 months...her all strapped to my front and my groceries on my back reminding my pup every three seconds that it's NOT CUTE when he chases squirrels while he's on the leash....
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Ahhh the memories... I carried my boys in a Snugli baby carrier in front. Maybe that's why they never cried. Did you have one of those? Awesome little contraption.
Submitted by PhlegmWad on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:38am.
you handsome fucking devil you....
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Submitted by kate773 on Thu, 06/23/2011 - 11:06am.
Perhaps her tummy tuck was protesting.
I wanna see the babehs! I could care less about Mimi.
So the alts are getting so bold here they are using the same pic for different screennames. Interesting.
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Not fat.
She looks like a Jersey house wife...Yikes!
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The trashy t-shirt...the hair color...I can't with tihs.
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""There is no chicken or egg. It's molecular." - Lady Gaga
3 months ago she had the babies...and yet her face is still all puffy. Or...did she have something done?
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Black tank is all kinda tasty and white tank looks like she'll break your ass in half.
I seriously couldn't take having three people constantly touching me like that. Personal space bitches!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:15am.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 8:57am.
Lol Angel! Ikr?! A babeh + a puppeth + groceries & no peeps! Mimi would lose her damn mind trying to deal with that.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
When her slaves were dressing her, did they not see that she CLEARLY was in need of a CamelAmmo? (BLORT)
Jacko, I've seen your fug face. Don't get to judgy about a pudgy post-pregnancy Mimi.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 9:17am.
I would just like to thank MK for not posting the latest Casey Anthony development.
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O! What happened?!
(jos'keeeeeeeeding!)
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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 8:53am.
She might be recovering from lipo and other countless procedures she had during and after the birth of her twins.
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Yup. She's probably been in a hyperbaric chamber surrounded by a team of plastic surgeons up til now trying to get that gee-everything-just-snapped-right-back-in-place-after-I-gave-birth look. Not quite there yet, Mimi.
I would just like to thank MK for not posting the latest Casey Anthony development.
Seriously.
They shoulda carried her in on a diamond-encrusted stretcher! Please!
"I, for one, welcome our new overlords."
Well hello there black tank top dude!!
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Submitted by guest on Thu, 07/07/2011 - 8:57am.
How annoying to have that many people around you all the time. Just ridic.
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I was just thinking how much I love all this "precious cargo" bullshit...especially when I remember back to me and my kid at 3 months...her all strapped to my front and my groceries on my back reminding my pup every three seconds that it's NOT CUTE when he chases squirrels while he's on the leash....
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She looks good. I hope she hasn't had any post-natal surgery ala BritBrit, numerous other hollywood types. For what she's wearing, why not? She is trying to keep a low profile.