As Pete Dohery's Crackie Wail Echoes Through England....
If you're a crackhead on a budget, stand underneath Pete "Dreamboat" Doherty's window tonight with your mouth wide open, because he will definitely be shedding crack-laced tears of sadness over his true love Kate Moss marrying Jamie Hince of The Kills (aka Count Von Count) this afternoon in Southrop, England after being together for 4 years.
Kate apparently wore a dress made by cartoon villain and Hitler pin-up bitch John Galliano. Yeah, those gold things on Kate's dress are the fanciest Swastikas I've ever seen. Later tonight, they'll all chop the dress into fine powder and snort it up. I don't blame them, because judging by these pictures there are a lot of chirruns at that wedding. Why the hell does Kate have so many little girls dressed up as Midsummer Night's Dream nymphs? This isn't Shakespeare in the Park, bitch!
The guest list apparently includes Kanye West, Naomi Campbell, Anna Wintour, Stella McCartney and a bunch of other fashion people. Yeah, so that reception is going to be a blast. The waiters will serve them empty mirrors and they'll all just snarl at each other while poking at the pastel coke balls in plastic swan cups. Sounds fun!
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I can't hate on Jaime anymore. I recently got into the Kills and have to say Kate's a lucky girl. Although Kate paying for everything? Ahaha I guess he doesn't have rock star money yet? Yeah right.
She usually looks like she needs a bath, clean clothes and has a rats nest in her hair. So she looks pretty good here.
Apparently Kate pays for EVERYTHING in her relationship with Jamie. She paid for her ring, dress, wedding/reception, his stag night, etc. She also owns the house/s they live in, pays all the bills, etc. Jamie must be wetting himself with sheer glee. Homeboy's got good gold-digging skills. He could teach classes in how to land a rich and famous spouse.
Isn't true love, between a wealthy, well known bride and a parasitic wannabe groom, grand!
I have to admit that she looks really lovely and happy. Which kills me because I am not a fan of hers. I'll show myself out.
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If love had a dick I would eff with it. But it doesn't (it has a no crotch like Barbie).
Aw, I dig this. It's what I would expect and it works.
His suit is too tight.
Kate's daughter's a looker. Wow.
He looks stunning. I will search for that YSL-suit, but I want a different colour, more dark to fit my latin skin. Oh, by the way, what's that old coke-snorting hag doing there? She's totally ruining a nice picture of a perfect model in a very hot YSL-suit.
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I really, really love the dress -- does that make me a Nazi sympathizer?
As for hubby -- the glasses & cigs aren't the worse part -- look at those pants & shoes!
I like that she only had flower girls instead of bridesmaids. I think it is much sweeter that way.
That is a nice picture...Kate's daughter is adorable...
Kate looks fabulous. I absolutely LOVE the dress (I have a near terminal fetish for beading and embroidery).
I even like the marauding tribe of wood-nymphs she's managed to corral for the event.
Hubby looks like a sack of shit.
Her dress is gorgeous and I like that she wore her hair like that. I think it's so cute that she has little girl bridesmaids instead of adult ones.
That dress is stunning! Not one of those hideous off the shoulder jobs that make women look like linebackers. Isn't he he afraid of stds? I mean this girl has been around the block many times.
I fucking adore her, and he wedding dress is perfect.
Oh EvilPopTart!
<3 <3 to infinity!
Oh ! I see now why sunglasses, thx for linky Angry Secretary!
Um, I have no words but wow, thx for wearing the sunnies!
& lol at the tommy girl heels
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/06/13/article-0-0C861FE200000578-143...
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia
quite fittingly...
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oh dear lord, he does look like Count Von Count. and apparently he only wears too-tight ladyboy hipster pants. and why is he standing a like first grader that has to pee IN HIS WEDDING PHOTO? also, they're like the same height, and his making his hair like 2 inches high doesn't fix that.
http://igossip.com/gossip/Kate_Moss_and_Jamie_Hince_married_in_August_20...
just ugh! she's settling, so sad.
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"I'm gonna end up back in the gutter, sucking meth for cock." - drunk Naomi in Still Waiting...
"Wrist full of colorful rubberbands!" - album reviewer extraordinaire Khia
quite fittingly...
http://j.mp/f89sny
I love Kate, always. This weeding looks beautiful, lol though at the cigarette. Couldn't he have waited a bit, and the sunglasses.<??>
<3 Lucifer Sam!
When you think about how much she parties and stays in the sun, she still looks quite amazing.
I don't know about her mothering skills but I think she's the rare famous person who truly does not give a f*ck what people think about her. She does her own thing. I like her.
His suit ruins the whole damn thing. What a douchebag.
She looks cleaner and healthier than usual. She looks good, actually. And the weather was nice.
Of course, the whole thing will be over in less than a year.
This explains the bloat
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2002927/Jamie-Hinces-St-Tro...
Damn girl!
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'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK
Seriously, why does she bother ever getting married? She's an aging groupie.The English love their-drugged out trainwrecks.
well, congrats kate! and damn, lila is so going to be a heartbreaker when she grows up. she definitely inherited kate's looks.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
And I can't help but to wonder if Kate knows which one of those little girls is her daughter?
Kate looks gorgeous. The dress, the hair, everything. They look great and they did the wedding their own style. Could you imagine if she had a fucking french twist and a dress from David's Bridal? Please.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/01/2011 - 2:32pm.
she has the look of someone who would fuck your brains out then have seconds and thirds, then roll over, light a cig in the most deadpan, just-a-regular-night-to-me way and say "yeah, gotta go" and never call you again... *SWOOOONS*
I know, right? She's a beast.
I'm sorry, but count von count makes me laugh. He's old and still desperate to look young. I know he's somewhat successful, but I think he still thinks he's 25 and might one day be a big rock star! He is not Keith Richards, he's every middle aged hipster I see at the grocery store. Poor guy...
Perfection. Great pics.
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'Those of you lucky enough to have your lives, take them with you. However, leave the limbs you've lost. They belong to me now'-BK
I LOOOVE that dress and vail!
It's so 20's inspired, I think it's beautiful (not so much the coke ho that's in it though :-(
Say what you want about bat shit crazy Galliano, but he sure is one of the best designers out there!
Coke Kate still looks like a dirty skank; no matter what she wears.
And that 60-70's bath tub blue inspired suite the groom is wearing is horrendous...bleah... where's the ruffle front shirt to go with it, or the six inch wide tie?
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/01/2011 - 2:25pm.
Why is Kate a bad mom?
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I think people draw that conclusion because she is constantly out partying or with friends and the kid is no where to be seen. Plus, considering Pete Doherty wasn't even allowed per a court order to be around his own kid yet she had him around Lila speaks volumes.
Also, there was some footage of her at an airport a few months ago where she was surrounded by paps. Lila was with her and sitting on an luggage trolley and bitch got angry at the paps and slammed into something. The kid was still in on, but she did that.
Honestly, I think the nanny or nannies are the one raising Lila. It will be a miracle if she doesn't turn out to be a druggie mess like Mummy.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 07/01/2011 - 2:26pm.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/01/2011 - 2:22pm.
Kate is pure sex
We need more of you up in here.
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Right?? I dunno, she has the look of someone who would fuck your brains out then have seconds and thirds, then roll over, light a cig in the most deadpan, just-a-regular-night-to-me way and say "yeah, gotta go" and never call you again... *SWOOOONS*
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Does she not own a brush? Her hair looks like she just got out of bed.
She is so hot. One of the sexiest drunk faces in the celebutard world. I like that her hair looks messy. Looks like she was getting randy before the wedding.
I thought that was Paul Rudd at first.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Fri, 07/01/2011 - 2:22pm.
Kate is pure sex
We need more of you up in here.
Why is Kate a bad mom? Not snarking, honest question. I've seen her in Disney or some shit with her kid, plus she doesn't whore the little girl out, I dunno, thought she was normal. What's the gossip, ladies?
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
I really think the drugz is Peatie's first lurv, Kate has to be a distant second.
Kate is pure sex, and I'd drink her cokey bathwater. Love the vintage veil, very 20's. Her dude looks better than usual, too.
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"What doesn't kill you makes you want to shank a ho!" - Hotmami
Dress her up and the bitch still looks dirty.
Are they seperated yet?
I see the "something blue" is a douchesuit.
"This isn't Shakespeare in the Park, bitch!" I am going to try to work this into every conversation for the next few days.
I loathe this cokehead. Bad Mother and still thinks she's 21. Never understood her appeal.
I must be the only one who actually LIKES the dress, admires the GUTS of the groom to pull that off and it looks funky and boheiman and just what Kate would wear.
And I thought that Galliano guy was the Nazi-loving gay designer! *LOL* You go, Kate! Stand by your friends, whether they are gay or facist or BOTH!!! *LOL*
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
Which one of those teeny heaux is her daughter? Not impressed with the dress, groom, or the bedhead.
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honestly thought her dude was gabe saporta of midtown/cobra starship and consequently almost pissed myself. although gabe's current piece is fucking OOOOOGLAY, obviously not kate (who isn't a 10 by any means, but damn, gabe could take his girl to a dog show and place high).
Divorce in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
And love the pic where he's dropping his cigarette mid-stride.:P
And love the pic where he's dropping his cigarette mid-stride.:P
My thoughts exactly Dr. Dick! Tens of thousands spent on the dress, the ring, the ceremony, but the hair is untouched since she rolled out of bed at noon. I am a wedding hair snob, though. It's doesn't have to be fake and frozen-looking, but do something with it, bitches, please!