#bornlikemadge
Lady Caca now has some real genealogical evidence she can shove up the assholes of the hating haters (including yours truly) who say that she's what you'd find if you followed a Chinatown conman into a dilapidated 5th floor walk-up apartment after he whispered in your that he's got a genuine Madonna to sell to you. Being Madonna-like is in Caca's blood!
Well, it's more like if you took the tiniest drop of Madge's blood, added 10 parts water, 20 parts blood of a hundred others, a liquified library card, the eye booger of Marilyn Manson and the saliva of a Freddie Mercury impersonator. Then you'd have the shit that is flowing through Caca's veins. Because celebrity genealogist Chris Child tells the Boston Globe that Lady Gaga and Madge sit on the same family tree, but their branches are miles apart. Chris says that Caca and Madge are 9th cousins once removed.
Chris started researching Caca's French Canadian side of the family and discovered that she and Madge are related through a farming couple who lived in Quebec in the 1600s. From the Boston Globe:
“They are ninth cousins once removed,’’ Child said with a sly grin.He presented a handwritten piece of paper, which traced the relations of Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone and Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta back to a French immigrant farming couple who came to Quebec in the 1600s. Born this way, indeed.
“When I saw that Lady Gaga had French Canadian ancestry I thought there might be something there,’’ said Child, who started working at the Newbury Street institution as a 16-year-old intern in 1997.
Saying their ninth cousins twice removed is just a fancy way of saying that they are about as related as my b-hole is to Anderson Cooper's lips. Since I put it that way, this is probably the reason why Mah Boo never returns all the frantic voicemails I leave for him on the CNN tip line at 3 in the morning on a Tuesday. Mah Boo is probably my thirtieth cousin thrice removed from the unicorn anus and he really doesn't want to get involved in any incest shit. This won't stop me from licking the screen every time he giggles, but it will give me an explanation to tell my cousins when they ask me why I always save a spot for Mah Boo at the family Christmas table.
And here's Madge's ninth cousin taking fuckery by the horns while leaving her hotel in London last night. It looks like tiny Michael Jackson legs are sprouting out of her damn head.
Wow.. Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty called.. She wants her outfit back Lady Gaga.
Submitted by Starqz on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 10:27am.
o.k., so... when she's "Stephanie" she shows potential, but when she's "Lady Gaga" she's shit?... i don't understand it...
thanky for the link... it was pretty decent.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by Starqz on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 10:27am.
loading it up, but gotta get cigs... i'll give it a listen in a bit... but, if it's crap... i'm holding you personally responsible!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 9:46pm.
i clicked...it only took a second to see "American Idol", and ya lost me... does she fall off a piano?... those are the true videos of her "talent?
no offense, but... call me when the computer stops singing for her... other than autotune, she has wacky outfits and outlandish statements going for her... she preys on the gay community to find an audience...
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Here's a video of Lady Gaga doing a piano recital before she got famous singing FOR REAL. She doesn't rely on autotune, saw her live recently and she actually sings: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NM51qOpwcIM&feature=related
Submitted by picante on Mon, 05/16/2011 - 9:29am.
"Once removed" means you and your cousin are one generation apart. For instance, your first cousin's child is your first cousin once removed, your first cousin's grandchild is your first cousin twice removed, and so on.
That's true, but in this case, don't you have to go back generations? Since it's not Madge's kids who are related to anyone?
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
to caprica:
"Once removed" means you and your cousin are one generation apart. For instance, your first cousin's child is your first cousin once removed, your first cousin's grandchild is your first cousin twice removed, and so on.
well...i was born under a rock...i guess that makes me 9th cousins, once removed with these fools too...
oh well...you can't pick your family...
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Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent...
Most French Canadians are related this way. I am researching this for school and two weeks ago found out I am from some Mayflower stock - French style. My matriline ancestress came to Canada in 1625, making me 15th generation and likely relates to these freaks somewhere down the line. Oh well, nobody's perfect.
Submitted by Centaurious: "I'm sure if we went back far enough, all Dlisters are in some way related..."
Who's the asshole here who birthed Poopele?
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 11:27pm.
But wait, maybe they were the type of farmers who knew everything about the hem stitching used on their Late Medieval Peasant Clothing?
hahahaha. Since they sewed it themselves, maybe yes. If they had known what the future would bring, they might have jumped through the spring ice.
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
Not really sure Cap6 but I wish somebody would remove them again since it didn't work the first time.
“They are ninth cousins once removed,’’
What the shit?! Can somebody please 'splain to my bumpkin inner city slum ass what the fuck, once and for all, a goddamn "once removed" fucker is?? Never got that shit. Always presumed that if you are "removed" yo ass is "not related". omg can't with genealogy shit. 1a.m here and if my ass doesn't reply/post back it's cause I passed out.
Happy Sunday/Monday all.
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"When all I could hear was the thunder of gunshots and smell the violence in the air...my thoughts were so clear...three words went through my mind endlessly: you're so cool, you're so cool, you're so cool." -Alabama to Clarence, True Romance (1993)
Bwaaaahahaha, 'a farming couple', it doesn't get more earthly than that. But wait, maybe they were the type of farmers who knew everyting about the hem stitching used on their Late Medieval Peasant Clothing?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
totally off topic, but.... i'm really loving this right now... it's fitting for me... just thought i'd let you folks know...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be_BeqiDigo
OT: lemme see... Gaga post, huh?... she needs Alice Cooper for makeup tips, and he might be able to teach her to play a ditty also... there!... is that enough?
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I hate the way she calls her fans "little monsters."
That's a compliment?
The only thing worse is that I just found out today that RiRi calls her fans the "Navy."
Way to rip off the Village People.
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GERONIMO!
Madonna ran her career perfectly and gave it to us in dribs and drabs.
Lady Gaga's career is running her, and it's getting really old.
She can't reinvent herself; she blew her wad before the main event.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:36pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:15pm.
i've got an idea concerning all dlisters being related... oh, fuck it... i'll just leave a music clip...
Angel_i used to post this Led Zep cover:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmFF6_etkI
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now, this... this is just sweet!
thanky!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Lady Gaga has run out of gas-gas....
Her fame and pussy can't even keep a has-been bartender.
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GERONIMO!
Congratulations Gaga! You're just like Madonna; reeking of desperation and semi- irrelevancy.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:15pm.
i've got an idea concerning all dlisters being related... oh, fuck it... i'll just leave a music clip...
Angel_i used to post this Led Zep cover:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVmFF6_etkI
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
Submitted by Starqz on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 9:46pm.
i clicked...it only took a second to see "American Idol", and ya lost me... does she fall off a piano?... those are the true videos of her "talent?
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No that was her special for HBO that they let the Idol kids watch. She really does a good job singing this song in a really heartfelt way plus she writes her own songs too. I think people discredit Gaga because they can't get past the funky outfits. her eccentric interviews or the fact that she sings pop music but if you look past that and see the songs she sings like this and Speechless they may start to respect her more.
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no offense, but... call me when the computer stops singing for her... other than autotune, she has wacky outfits and outlandish statements going for her... she preys on the gay community to find an audience... her lyrics(if written by her) are shoddy at best... i'd like to buy a Mercedes from saying:
"Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Caught in a bad romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-roma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your bad romance"
Lady Gaga, in my opinion, is fuckin' pathetic.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Mrs. PC is Marc Cherry.
I am convinced.
And we're all related to hir.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by becky n sydney on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:26pm.
Yuck-nast!
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:06pm.
I'm sure if we went back far enough, all Dlisters are in some way related.
Not that that's a bad thing.
Mrs PC and I are like sisters.
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I may be related to MK, his description of his abuelita is awfully familiar to me.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:23pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:06pm.
I'm sure if we went back far enough, all Dlisters are in some way related.
Not that that's a bad thing.
Mrs PC and I are like sisters.
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Pics or you're lying!
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 10:06pm.
I'm sure if we went back far enough, all Dlisters are in some way related.
Not that that's a bad thing.
Mrs PC and I are like sisters.
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 9:46pm.
i clicked...it only took a second to see "American Idol", and ya lost me... does she fall off a piano?... those are the true videos of her "talent?
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No that was her special for HBO that they let the Idol kids watch. She really does a good job singing this song in a really heartfelt way plus she writes her own songs too. I think people discredit Gaga because they can't get past the funky outfits. her eccentric interviews or the fact that she sings pop music but if you look past that and see the songs she sings like this and Speechless they may start to respect her more.
SONOFA!!!!..
i've got an idea concerning all dlisters being related... oh, fuck it... i'll just leave a music clip...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
I'm sure if we went back far enough, all Dlisters are in some way related.
Not that that's a bad thing.
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GERONIMO!
Submitted by Starqz on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 9:41pm.
For all of you Gaga haters out there here's a video of her singing her lil' heart out the other night on her tour:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipHga2mFjOc
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i clicked...it only took a second to see "American Idol", and ya lost me... does she fall off a piano?... those are the true videos of her "talent"
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
For all of you Gaga haters out there here's a video of her singing her lil' heart out the other night on her tour:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipHga2mFjOc
Vadge and Gaga are both overrated hacks who think they are hip.
This reminds me of Vadge back in the early 80s when she went back to her father's hometown in Italy and found a passel of relatives who called her a whore! I think MTV still has the footage somewhere. She was in Venice making "Like A Virgin." Too funny.
Regarding kissing cousins and then some:
http://jezebel.com/5057748/mother-and-son-explain-why-they-have-sex-with...
My head just exploded attempting to think of all the fools I could be "ninth cousins" with, and I went to school with most of my third and fourth cousins. Trust me, even third/fourth doesn't really count, but we all knew we were related b/c our parents/grandparents were related and we all lived in the same small town. Seriously, *ninth* cousins? That's beyond random.
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I think she's more closely related to Cheri Oteri.
Seriously. Especially around the mouth.
@TheBreakdown - wow, really? Didn't know that. *borrows vomit bag*
@joe schmoe @angel_i I felt like arguing but then I thought about it... and yeah, I try to avoid French Canadians as much as I can... and I am one of them, well at least half my ancestry. I just hope I'm not related to Gaga, Madge or Jolie. lol
I remember also hearing that Madonna's distantly related to Gwen Stefani (on her Italian side) and Angelina Jolie (again on her French Canadian side). Anything's possible, I guess. I cannot believe some of the people i'm distantly related to.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
-Fat lip (The Pharcyde)
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 5:36pm.
hahahaha. A couple of years ago, after a lifetime of hearing about that, I actually did it: stone sober, in the middle of the day, right into a meeting of the office staff. Someone graciously tried to pull me aside and point it out. Boy, was my face red.
Sorry, I meant to say: "I myself can look at almost any hemline, silhouette, bead work, or heel architecture and tell you very precisely who designed it first, what French painter they stole it from, how many designers reinvented it after them, and what cultural and musical movement parented the birth, death, and resurrection of that particular trend."
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"Who put a blonde wig and red lipstick on Toucan Sam?" (Nicole)
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 5:30pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 5:26pm.
*pointing, laughing* Pssst.... umm, your pantyhose?
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Huh what? *looks down* Oh, and I have toilet paper on my shoe....This sucks I need a drink...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 5:26pm.
*pointing, laughing* Pssst.... umm, your pantyhose?
Submitted by Raven on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 4:56pm.
then if we are ALL related, i need to borrow some money .. say $10,000? thanks!
No prob. But one of my kidneys is failing, and since we're blood and all...
Submitted by RustyHooligan on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 3:25pm.
What's funny about Gaga is she thinks everyone is fascinated by her bizarre fashions, when in fact most people are just pointing and laughing, like you do when someone's skirt is trapped in her pantyhose or some drunk puts a cardboard box over his head.
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What? I couldn't hear ya on accounta this cardboard box on my head...*hiccup*...I gotta pee....What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
hm, that explains the total lack of musical depth in both.
People have wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much freaking time on their hands!
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Submitted by LisaRose on Sun, 05/15/2011 - 4:32pm.
then if we are ALL related, i need to borrow some money .. say $10,000? thanks!
So basically they're not related at all...
Anyway, I don't understand why people keep comparing Caca and Vadge. To me they're completely dissimilar. I don't remember Vadge being anything like Caca at all in her heyday... Vadge never dressed extravagantly, especially off stage and she was very sexual. I don't think Caca is considered sexy AT ALL. She's just a fuckin weirdo.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I just found out today that Kirstie Alley's first husband was her cousin.
*vomit*
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she makes me want to vomit. she is so freaking fugly .. and her ridiculous outfits make her the epitome of disgusting. i hate her. just another stupid trick that can't sing and makes millions of dollars off a gimmick ..