Nicole Scherzinger Got A Ho Fired
Nicole Scherzinger of the legendary girl group Eden's Crush and British presenter Steve Jones (on the right) were both confirmed as the hosts of X-Factor US, but apparently the latter wasn't Simon Cowell's first choice. Deadline says that Simon originally gave the job to Corbin Bleu of High School Musical, but I guess Nicole Scherminger wanted to stand next to a dude with a little more fur on his nipples because she pulled a glorious cunt move by sending him to the back of the unemployment line. Deadline has the hilarious story of how Nicole delivered a swift bitch kick to Corbin's reality show dreams.
Cowell told me recently he wants a known female performer and a young Hollywood actor to co-host. His initial picks were 32-year-old former head Pussycat Doll and ABC's Dancing With the Stars standout Nicole Scherzinger, always his first choice to host, and Corbin Bleu, the 22-year-old African-American co-star of the High School Musical franchise. With both talents able to sing and dance, the possibilities for their hosting seemed myriad. But, according to an insider, at their first meeting, "Nicole walked in and saw Corbin and his baby face and asked, 'What are you, 15?' And then she walked out." So, just like that, Bleu was nixed. Instead, veteran UK emcee Steve Jones was flown in for an audition, and insiders say he had "chemistry" with Scherzinger. So now he's a done deal for the gig.
It really says a lot about this country's current job situation when a Pussycat Doll has hiring and firing power. That said, X-Factor is still a few months away from premiering, but Nicole Scherminger is already showing promise as my favorite. The biggest diva bitch move Ryan Seacrest pulled was throwing a tantrum on the train track rug in his dressing room after somebody moved the step stool under his bathroom sink, and Nicole Scherminger is already getting hos fired!
Nicole better not get too carried away, though. Fox can easily replace her with Maya Rudolph as Nicole Scherzinger and nobody would notice. Actually, scratch that. Everybody would notice six seconds after realizing that Nicole Scherzinger is suddenly more interesting than foam on an ass crack.
And in other X-Factor news, PAULA ABDUL AND SIMON COWELL'S REUNION IS CONFIRMED!!! Paula will be the fourth judge next to Cheryl Cole, Simon and L.A. Reid. I'm so happy I could slap a peach!
Rambling times are here again! Because of Paula Abdul's incoherent rants and the extra thick accents of Cheryl Cole and Steve Jones, Fox better leave some cash in the budget for subtitles.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 11:26pm.
We've taken shitty American presenters, singers and TV shows for years. It's payback time bitch!
Yea Corbin looks 15 but Lewis Hamilton looks 12.. Corbin would have been in her preferred age group.
When did she stop adding years to her age? She's been 32 the last 3 years.
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32? Seriously? In what universe?
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Chezza I'll give you; it is a more unusual accent but Steve's isn't thick at all.
I have a little crush on Nicole so GO CUNT GO!
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my eyes glazed over when i read "
32-year-old former head Pussycat Doll and ABC's Dancing With the Stars standout Nicole Scherzinger"
since when is that creature 32?...
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Centaurious - did you really call Brits limeys?
Nicole should be at home busily writing the screenplay to the movie of Prince's life, so she can play the role of Appalonia. She was born for that role.
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BTW. I remember that guy from HSM he was a very cute twink type,..well no more he looks rather like a whole different person now,shit how fast do they grow these days?is it the crappy hormone induced food?!:
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Paula Abdul = Trainwreck
I am just wondering about this.
I looked into working overseas and the general rule is, you cannot take a job away from a citizen unless you can do it better than a citizen can.
Why the fuck are all of these Brits all over the place, now?
Why did Piers Morgan get Larry King's show?
Why do we have to watch some limey every night instead of an American?
It annoys me that American personalities are being usurped by the Brits.
Who are not even good.
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I look at celeb blogs regularly and know NS is very Zlist.
Why would she think the kid is so young?
Especially since he's a guy? Why would she care, she could flirt with him, it would look good for both of them.
Maybe if there was a jealousy factor if it were a GIRL in her twenties?
I smell some sort of rat here.
There is no one on Simon's show who is A list or even B list.
Order a casket.
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Yet another one who's terrified of getting older. Eventually we all have to learn how to deal with the fact that we sometimes meet fellow professionals who were born decades later than us. There is no fighting this inevitability with Botox, lip fillers or brow lifts, so she'd better start working on her personality.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by hellooworld x_x on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 5:50pm.
i never understood why she isn't more popular than the kardashians...shes a million times prettier and actually does something other than be a succubus.
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I was thinking this too...but I was wondering what it is that holds her back, in general, cuz she's been cut a deal once or twice and managed to fade right back to obscurity afore they even got started. The one thing about being a fake ass bitch is that people end up calling you "A joy to work with..." I think, while she MAY still be fake (I don't achally beweave so), she has a very hard time being pleasant.
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She has the personality of drywall. Nothing unusual about Nicole that separates her from the pack. Brooke Burke and that other chick (can't remember her name) from Dancing with the Has Beens have this problem too. As does Cindy Crawford, they are just snores.
Being around them would be like hearing the phone book recited. It seems to be a problem with beautiful people-they never had to work on having personalities, so they just got by with their looks.
Paula Abdrool is a nut and it is interesting. Even JBlow has something that sets her apart, though I can't tell you what "it" is. The Big O has personality too and needs to give some to Gayle and Stedcam.
Blessing in disguise for Corbin Bleu. Now that he's reached manhood (despiste that bish Nicole's comment)He should be able to start getting supporting roles in feature films as a grown man. He needs to cut the hair though much like Romeo Miller has.
Meanwhile the aging bish Nicole is spirling to the z list fast because look at the stunt she pulled for crumbs. That show is gonna bomb. Too many singing shows on. For what?
This show is SO going to bomb.
I thought AI couldn't go on without Simon, but now that it has, he hasn't managed to get A-list celebs for his show, so I really just have to say, too bad, fucker!
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So Simon wants a better-known female performer. He's gotta go with Justin Bieber then, no cierto?
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how perfect-simon, paula and cheryl cole whose geordie accent is definitely going to blow minds although I imagine a good proportion of the male audience will imagine her blowing something else….she's a beautiful girl…
I dont bow who the rest of the ho's are in the post-should I ?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
how perfect-simon, paula and cheryl cole whose geordie accent is definitely going to blow minds although I imagine a good proportion of the male audience will imagine her blowing something else….she's a beautiful girl…
I dont bow who the rest of the ho's are in the post-should I ?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
how perfect-simon, paula and cheryl cole whose geordie accent is definitely going to blow minds although I imagine a good proportion of the male audience will imagine her blowing something else….she's a beautiful girl…
I dont bow who the rest of the ho's are in the post-should I ?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
They lost me at "Corbin Bleu can sing." Em, no. Dance maybe.
No wonder she's never succeed. She's a big bitch, and you can tell she's fake as hell.
She once dated that weird kid from Laguna Beach. Who was much younger than her, now she's hating on this guy who just wants a job?
Cheryl Cole voice is a pain in the butt. No matter how hard she tries, she'll NEVER be famous in the good ol' US of A.
I say that if they do end up deciding to use subtitles, they should let me write them. Not because I'd write them correctly but because I'd be coming up with much more entertaining things that Simon and Cheryl were supposedly saying. Kind of like the time I was watching the first Austin Powers movie on laser disc without the sound part turned on.
Nicole obliviously has problems with her image, age etc, I mean she got all these unnecessary plastic surgeries before she even hit 30. don't get me wrong I think she is still very hot and yeah, mucho gorgeous and talented but she tries too damn hard sometimes and never seems pleased with herself unless she is the thinnest,more talented or whatever she has running in her mind(ends up looking desperate for fame,etc). if only she would embrace her Hawaiian ethnicity instead of trying to pass herself like a Latina-white-wanna-be or whatever, anyway seems the dude from HSM was too darn young and pretty to stand beside her making her look like a plastic 30 year old so naturally she went for the rough looking hairy guy where they'll fit better as a pair with her looking hairless, skinny-thin, and like a plastic beautiful doll in comparison.
So 1/2 the judges and 1/2 the hosts are British? WTF? isn't this supposed to be the American version of X-Factor? Most American's don't even know what the hell a Cheryl Cole is
Submitted by hellooworld x_x on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 5:50pm.
i never understood why she isn't more popular than the kardashians...shes a million times prettier and actually does something other than be a succubus.
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I was thinking this too...but I was wondering what it is that holds her back, in general, cuz she's been cut a deal once or twice and managed to fade right back to obscurity afore they even got started. The one thing about being a fake ass bitch is that people end up calling you "A joy to work with..." I think, while she MAY still be fake (I don't achally beweave so), she has a very hard time being pleasant.
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i never understood why she isn't more popular than the kardashians...shes a million times prettier and actually does something other than be a succubus.
Submitted by beb on Sun, 05/08/2011 - 4:00pm.
Not to discount the slunt move, but she did debut at #1 in the U.K. with her last song, "Don't Hold Your Breath." Great tune - reminds of the old S-A-W days of Kylie and Bananarama.
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Nicole who? Wait, wasn't she last years winner on "America's Got Auto-tune?"
You sure she wasnt looking at her boyfriends when she said "what are you 15?" FFS bitch only dates youngens herself so she needs a steaming cup of STFU!!!
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Gotta admire Sherzinger's tuck game.
Have y'all heard about the new drink, The Bin Laden?
Two shots, and a splash of water.
the x factor show was going to be good, well, until mhmhmm, now!! Nicole is an uber bitch, now I'm not watching the show at all. not because she looks like a crack head everybody has to look like one.
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This gif is fucking killing me. Just so you know:)
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hahahahha mike, I just posted the exact same thing in another thread when I double posted.....
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What an arrogant bitch. Ruining someone else's employment (in this economy, no less). That would have been the opportunity of a lifetime. Hell, look at Ryan Seacrest.
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It's not that serious.
Stupid slowness of the site made me doublepost - sorry.
Wait, so there's American Idol, there's the show with Christina Aguilera as a judge, and there's to be yet another singing show during primetime on a major network?
Fucking rude. Corbin's not even hateable.
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Ok, that sucked for the High School Musical dude, BUT!
She was right here. No way those two match as presenters.
The Steve Bones guy, well, he looks like that Millipenis dude that knocked up Natalie Portman. That doesn't bode well for his likability factor. In fact, looking at that pic makes me think that he's a douche and he hasn't even opened his mouth yet.
I have no clue what X factor is but I am an American and I know for a fact that this Cheryl person WILL NOT do well with that ridiculous accent she has!!! I give this show two weeks before it sinks to the bottom of the ratings!! TWO!!
As for Nicole . . . who the fuck is she? Did Corbin reject her or something? Who is this bitch that she can have someone fired? Somebody needs to check this bitch. Doesn't matter since this show will be a bomb!!
Not to discount the slunt move, but she did debut at #1 in the U.K. with her last song, "Don't Hold Your Breath." Great tune - reminds of the old S-A-W days of Kylie and Bananarama.
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That Nicole is one huge bitch. At least he looks younger and not like a trashy slut like you are!
I will be watching X Factor probably though....I cant wait to see what incoherent shit falls out of Paula's mouth!!!!!
Damn, Nicole REALLY IS an egotistical bitch! I do envy the hell out of her body though, DAMN! But since I was never a fan of annoying ass Corbin, I guess I could forgive her for this. He probably went home and cried sugar sweet tears in fetal position that night...HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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