Will.i.am Joins The Baby Wipes Movement
We already know that Terrence Howard won't go near a vagina unless it smells like a freshly cleaned baby's asshole. Now Will.i.am of the Let Me Give You a Black Eye Please is standing next to Terry Howard as a vocal member of the Baby Wipes Movement. Because Will.i.am is a period smuggler, he thinks it's okay for him to talk about the cleanliness of a woman's nether regions. But he goes even further by telling Elle that there are a million uses for baby wipes and every women should keep them next to her sink. After basically saying that only whores keep condoms in their houses, Will.i.cant gave his baby wipe tips to Elle:
ELLE: If you walked into a woman’s house, what one item would convince you that you weren’t compatible?W: If she had condoms in her house, that would just fuckin’ throw me off. That’s just tacky.
ELLE: Well, okay, I could see if she had a candy bowl full of them on the coffee table. But if she’s got a few in a drawer, wouldn’t that simply suggest she’s health-conscious?
W: I just think, like, if you’re into someone and you guys get to that level, then that’s something you should converse about together and say, “Hey, maybe we should get some.” Another pet peeve is wet sinks.
ELLE: Wet sinks?
W: Yeah, like a wet sink. You don’t wipe the sink after you use it? Dry it off! And if she’s got only dry toilet paper and no baby wipes next to the toilet. You ain’t got no baby wipes?
ELLE: I’ve heard about this particular deal breaker before. Why is that a big deal to you?
W: Here’s proof on why people should have baby wipes. Get some chocolate, wipe it on a wooden floor, and then try to get it up with some dry towels. You’re going to get chocolate in the cracks. That’s why you gotta get them baby wipes.
Yes, because a woman keeping a life-saving device (that will protect her from getting knocked up with dumbasses like Will.i.am) in her house is tacky. But using a baby wipe to clean your floor isn't tacky at all. Somebody take a ball point pen and press it on this factory defected C-3PO's reset button, because he's talking nuts.
They're called BABY wipes for a reason. They're for BABIES! If they were called pussy & floor wipes, we wouldn't be having this discussion! Would you ever use a pussy & floor wipe to clean a baby's ass? Actually, Will.i.cant would.
(Thanks Michele)
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I guess he's never heard of a bidet.
I was a big fan of baby wipes until the guy pumping the septic asked if I used them. Well it was embarrassing talking to him at all as he pumped out our family shit and stuff, and then baby wipes comment. He said they get like hockey pucks and don't break down and can cause major problems. Now I use wet toilet paper but because I have to use "septic safe" TP, seconds after it gets wet it falls apart, might as well use your freaking hand!
My friend said that the place that pumped her septic had to hand separate the baby wipes from the regular toilet paper and they charged her a lot extra. They told her to put them in the bathroom garbage. Freaking YUCKK!
Better find yourself a city girl who has city sewer Will.I.AM.
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"offensive comments may be deleted", I didn't think anything offended the people here.
Submitted by Libressa on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:23pm.
That said, in my experience, I've never experienced any straight man that even had an opinion on a women's personal hygiene rituals or even said "baby wipes" in a conversation. Straight men don't really seem to notice the details of anyone's bathroom, including their own, let alone a woman that actually allows them inside their house. They just notice the woman, the TV, refrigerator, and the bedroom. They're just happy to be there, hope they're getting some, and get fed afterwards. Lol
A man that obsessed over baby wipes sound like a man that's been coddled by their moms or hiding secrets. Either way, discussing it is their right but is very unmanly. But then, Will and Terence never struck me as manly men, so...
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You are a homophobic idiot. So "Straight" = "Manly" ? You fucking cunt.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 9:58pm.
You would be surprised how many women DON`T wash their hands after using the bathroom.
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*Not* washing your hands after *is* disgusting. However, women have a *barrier* when they wipe (toilet paper) - we don't have to physcially HOLD the fuckin' thing to aim and dribble it all over ouselves.
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YOU AIN'T GOT NO MONEY!!!! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
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To all the douchebag momma-boys who complain about women and wet-naps:
1. Women wipe;
2. Men just "shake it" and let it dry.
'nuf said.
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No matter how you shake, or how you dance, the last drop always~ends up in your pants!
Coming up next on Maury: "And will.i.am... IS the father!"
Jerk.
G'night nice person! Mebbe I'll chat with y'all horz tomorrow :D
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Just retiring for the evening myself (have to hand over the 'puter to offspring who are currently lurking with intent).
'night!
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Submitted by Honky on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 11:03pm.
Baby wipes aren't even antibacterial!! Why not Clorox Disinfectant Wipes?
Many people are way grosser on the inside than the outside..
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Some baby wipes have alcohol in them but are not good for the skin because the alcohol completely dries and robs the skin of it's natural oils (which may even cause the skin to produce more oils to compensate). Clorox wipes are a no-no for the no-no. Alibaba offers some: http://www.alibaba.com/showroom/antibacterial-wet-wipes.html
You'd be surprised how cleaner you feel after you make the switch.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 3:56am.
Staying up this late JUST to ensure Mrs P C has a refreshing beverage at hand?
You're a martyr to good hostessing!
Martha Stewart needs to takes notes.
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Well, it just so happens that I am ovulating, and I find that the mid-cycle cervical mucus has the richest flavor, not to mention the ideal consistency. Martha Stewart could take notes all the live long day but - bless her, I truly am a fan - being menopausal she could never hope to match my level or quality of secretion.
Seriously tho, I have been away from the D for the past few days, and was just blitzing before going to sleepy - and couldn't resist commenting on this dumb fuck. I fucking hate the BEP's - their music is a plague. William (I refuse to type his name that stupid way more than once) can lick my un-wiped taint.
It's nice to bump into you here late night tho :D
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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 3:56am.
Staying up this late JUST to ensure Mrs P C has a refreshing beverage at hand?
You're a martyr to good hostessing!
Martha Stewart needs to takes notes.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
omg i just read a lot of japanese just now
*goes to sleep*
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What's up, douchebag?
Submitted by becky n sydney on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 3:45am.
@johnnysgirl
Offering Mrs Patrick Campbell a delicious cocktail again?
*puts used maxi pad on table as a beer mat*
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You know it! *prepares "garnish"*
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 04/27/2011 - 3:42am.
NOT having condoms is not only tacky, but stupid!
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Well, I think 'tacky' and 'stupid' pretty much sum up will.i.am both personally and professionally. :)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
NOT having condoms is not only tacky, but stupid!
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Offering Mrs Patrick Campbell a delicious cocktail again?
*puts used maxi pad on table as a beer mat*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
*smears wet pussy all over Will.i.am's shiny jacket, sunglasses, and all the sinks in his house*
There ya go, honey, no need to thank me - it was my pleasure!
Mrs. Patrick Campbell, you need a topper? *gets ready to squeeze*
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Only a ginger can call another ginger "ginger." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLLYO8Hd_sE
I used to hate this man for making the worst music in the world. Now I have to hate him for this too? I only have so much hate to go around, don't make me waste so much of it on you, William.
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I am pretty sure only a virgin would choose to dress as in that picture above.
@Callie, Yes, I think about that, too. If I'm dating a shaker and not a blotter, I send him to clean up before I head south. It makes sense, and no one complains. It also gets rid of the thunder down under, the man musk lurking on the undercarriage. No likey.
So does Will.i.suck wipe his dick hole every time he pees or does he just shake it and expect someone (man or woman) to gladly suck it?
Baby wipes aren't even antibacterial!! Why not Clorox Disinfectant Wipes?
Many people are way grosser on the inside than the outside..
Women are the ones who get pregnant and are more vulnerable to catching a disease during straight sex. If you're sexually active and not in a LTR, NOT having condoms is tacky. I don't care if you're on the pill, IUD, whatever. I haven't been an example of purity and chastity, not going to lie, but I also haven't caught anything or been pregnant, knock on wood, because I took responsibility for myself. I love men, but a lot of them are dumb motherfuckers when it comes to being responsible about sex. The vast majority I've been with didn't even bring up the topic of protection, like they hoped I wouldn't notice them attempting it without.
What's really tacky is telling women in a national magazine that they should feel ashamed of wanting to protect themselves and their future. I guess I wasn't schooled properly in ghetto etiquette, because I don't dry the damn sink after I use it either. Will.i.am, you are an ignorant POS, and I hope you choke on a baby wipe.
You would be surprised how many women DON`T wash their hands after using the bathroom. And talk on the phone while taking a shit in a public bathroom...That has to be the vilest shit EVER.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 12:32pm.
TY! =)
And I wish I didn't know how that goes with guys and the hand washing, or lack of it. It grosses me out. I don't think women can get away with not doing it in a public restroom. At least not with other women around. You'd get majorly side-eyed if you just walked out without washing.
What an absolute fucking tool. Being female & having condoms is tacky, holy shit I give up. Are we in the 1950's? Men like him make me so fucking happy that I am single. They pick women to pieces and expect them to be perfect.
William you are a conceited, ignorant, untalented airhead. Fuck off prick. No self respecting woman would want you anyway!
And honey we ALL know you like the peen. Own it biatch!
They're for BABIES! Hahahaha. MK you are the best. Always keep the audience riveted.
Usher did an interview (years ago - pre Tameka) where he rambled on endlessly about how he likes (and dislikes) to see laydee pubes presented to him.
He was so serious, going into graphic detail about his preferred shaving patterns, absolutely convinced ladies everywhere would be eagerly take down notes in the hope of one day meeting him and being able to present the most favoured cooch fur arrangement for his delectation. It was hilarious.
I can't find it (tried to Google), does anyone else remember?
Oh .. and for the interested few - his favourite is the full Brazillian.
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Oh boy, I knew not every man could be like the one on my avi, but I rather have him pissing and masturbating on stage, than such an PC idiot like WILLiAM - but hey, it's like Gwyneth - I love it when people are giving me reasons why I never liked them.
Anyone that tells me that I need to dry my sink after use sends up red flags, much less the shit about the baby wipes.
I'm getting real tired of guys thinking that women should be perfect in the hygiene/body hair department when quite a few of them can't be bothered to wipe their asses properly. While I'm not about to jump into bed with my guy after taking a fresh shit or anything, I'm not about to stock up on baby wipes to wipe my ass (when I know how to do the job with plain ol' TP - thanks Mom!) to please any dumb fuck like this.
The comment about condoms is just fucking dumb. The only reason he think it's "tacky" is because his stupid ass doesn't want to wrap his dick up. I have a feeling he's one of those pricks that claims condoms hurt him because he's "too big", but makes a lame effort to wear one and then "accidentally" rips it rendering it useless.
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:53pm.
-- One should come with a ticket to one of their concerts. One should magically appear everytime his face disgraces one's retnas. ASS.
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{I wonder if MK would make Mah Boo bring out the wipes before ANY scratching commences.}
Men like this asshole are the reason I get an odd response when I tell a man I don't shave my cooch completely bare. Fuck off.
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Why are we entertaining this goof ball? I guess he smells like a bouquet of roses down there. Sike!
My thesis is complete!
What the fuck? Being prepared for protected sex is tacky to him?! He deserves to have several baby mamas and STD's just for being so goddamn stupid.
I have baby wipes by my toilet, but they only get used during that time of the month. *shrug*
I repeat, HE BE STUPID.
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I actually like the baby wipes, nice and cool.
In regards to the condoms, I love it when a woman already has them. One, it shows she is prepared to be with me, protect herself, and family plan at the same time.
Of course condoms would make him nervous in a lady friend's house--he might worry that she expected him to bone her! And let us be clear, Gay = Good, but to be a closeted nutjob like this guy = not so Good.
Oh Will. You would know about wipes seeing as how you are the biggest turd in music today. A "musician" who drops turds like "My Humps", "I Got a Feeling", and "Let's Get It Started" should carry a personal supply of wipes. One should come with every one of their CD's. One should come with a ticket to one of their concerts. One should magically appear everytime his face disgraces one's retnas. ASS.
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I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from will.i.am - never fuck a nutter.
Before ushering them into your bed, ask them where they stand on the important question of baby wipes usage.
If they launch into a detailed list of wipes dos and don'ts show them the door.
If they look at you like you're the crazy one, they're safe to fuck.
This will be my new fuck criteria, thanks will.i.am.
(oh .. and if they sign their name spaced out with fullstops - run.)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjp0EhQCFM0
Rich Americans have every superfluous gadget in their eight-bathrooms-mansions but still have to discover what a bidet is for.
The rich and famous as role model should finally begin to popularize the use of the bidet.
Then there will be no need for baby wipes even if you have to go back to the bathroom after the shower.
I'd slap his face with a used condom if I ever saw him in person. Fuck this woman-hating fool.
Can we baby wipe his ass off the face of the earth? Fucking chauvinist turd.
PS - wipes are the shit, but Will.I.Suck is an idiot.
I dunno or whatever, but I normally go before my shower because I'm a massive germophobe.
@ Swallows
I buy Seventh Generation Baby Wipes in the baby isle in my supermarket. They're chlorine-free, hypoallergenic and have no chemicals. I even use them to remove my facial makeup because my skin is super sensitive.
double post.
I can't with his condom comment. Let's just load up Planned Parenthood and the adoption clinic now, because there is a serious disconnect here. We're talking about an epidemic of unplanned pregnancies, and fucking Will I Am is making girls think it's low classy to have proper protection. Fool.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 04/26/2011 - 4:09pm.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*pees*
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We need some baby wipes up in here!
Cant stand this fool, but baby wipes are the bomb. I use them to clean everything, except my ass - although I might have to start considering it.
The only concern I really have is those fuckers will get everything off - heavy oven stains, bong resin off the bathroom sink, grease, wine, dirt.
So I guess my worry is WTF is in those things, and should we really be putting them anywhere near babies asses?
I like Will.I.Am, as a musicmaker, that's it. So I don't care what his beliefs are. I don't need him as a buddy or want him as a lover. He's just a guy the makes some music I like. The same thing with Terrance Howard, I think he's an OK actor.
That said, in my experience, I've never experienced any straight man that even had an opinion on a women's personal hygiene rituals or even said "baby wipes" in a conversation. Straight men don't really seem to notice the details of anyone's bathroom, including their own, let alone a woman that actually allows them inside their house. They just notice the woman, the TV, refrigerator, and the bedroom. They're just happy to be there, hope they're getting some, and get fed afterwards. Lol
A man that obsessed over baby wipes sound like a man that's been coddled by their moms or hiding secrets. Either way, discussing it is their right but is very unmanly. But then, Will and Terence never struck me as manly men, so...