Oh, D’arcy!

February 11, 2011 / Posted by:

We were all ready for the return of 90s grunge flower D’arcy Wretzky of Smashing Pumpkins, but this isn’t what anybody had in mind. Damn. D’arcy is already marinating in a Michigan jail cell on a 6-day sentence after her horses brought that Rolling Stones song to life and she never showed up in court to answer to the charges. And now D’arcy is getting hit with more real shit trouble.

MLive reports that the day before D’arcy was dragged into a jail cell, she crashed her Audi into a retaining wall in a parking lot in South Haven, Michigan at 3 in the morning. The cops happened to be driving by at the time. Ain’t that bitch. D’arcy told them that she sort of lost control and before she knew it…her car got into a violent make-out session with a wall that popped up out of nowhere. The cops suspected D’arcy was D’runky so they arrested her and charged her with first-offense drunken driving. D’arcy will face that charge when she’s released from jail for the wild horses thing on Tuesday.

Ugh. When it pours, it rains. Or whatever the hell that dumb saying is. I don’t know, I’m too busy hoping that D’arcys dark roots escape from her scalp and make a pilgrimage down south to give her brow area some love. Why doesn’t this bitch have brows?!

But you know, I shouldn’t feel too sorry for D’arcy. She’s probably living better than Billy Corgan (despite that whole “not following the law” stuff). I mean, she’s got horses, she’s driving an Audi, she’s getting drunk and she doesn’t give a hell in fuck that she’s got no eyebrows!

(Thanks Shaunna)

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