These Two Broke Up Again

There’s good news for you hos out there who love it when your man gently taps your bare snatch with a taxidermy platypus (I’ve heard things), because Marilyn Manson is yours for the taking now that he’s no longer spreading his clown make-up all over Evan Rachel Wood’s inner thighs. Yeah, Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn have broken up yet again. This is what People is saying anyways.

The newly single Manson, 41, then hit the town Saturday night, dining at L.A’s STK and clubbing at next door Boudoir with a group including a brunette named Twiggy and former Playmate of the Year Colleen Shannon.

“They just broke off their engagement, and he needed a night out with friends,” says another source.

Evan Rachel probably got fed up with Marilyn fake crying in the bathroom while trying to cut the lyrics to a Cure song into his arm with a plastic butter knife whenever she threatened to change the channel from The Munsters. And Marilyn got sick of Evan waking up every morning, staring at his face and then punching at her eyes before mumbling to herself, “You dropped ASkars for that?!”

The last time Evan and Marilyn ended things he paid tribute to their love by bludgeoning her look-alike to death in a video, so I wonder what he’ll do this time. Eh. Even Marilyn probably knows he’s getting too old for this shit, so I’m sure he’ll just bludgeon a cherry pocket pie with his mouth instead. Good move.