Armpit Flaps Are In

January 8, 2008 / Posted by:

Hollywood hos gotta show cleavage somehow. Pit Flap is sexy. Admit it. Katherine Heigl was the fug of the ball at the premiere of “27 Dresses” last night in Hollyweird. Kathy was joined by 27 look-a-likes who had to wear the movie’s poster to promote the film. I think being a Kathy Heigl look-a-like is worse than wearing a movie poster. Kathy will always look like a flight attended to me. I mean she even has the hair for it.

Jennifer Love Hewitt was also there and if she’s not pregnant she’s really dressing like she is. I think she wants us to think she’s knocked up. That way she can bitch about how she’s not fat and that she’s gorgeous and a size 2 and shit.

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