Above is a picture that should be illegal. It was taken from ParisExposed.com and is a picture of Cisco Adler and his saggy ballsack. I mean those things look like two dried up prunes. You can see the NSFW version after the jump, but I’m not recommending it. Seriously, if you die…it’s not my fault.
Anyway, speaking of ParisExposed. When this site first launched, my initial reaction was that Paris had something to do with it. I guessed that she probably leaked all this stuff herself to make some more money.
Paris’ lawyers claim they will file a civil suit today to shut down the domain. Joe Francis who is also featured in tapes and photographs is also considering legal action. Paris is also seeking legal action for leaking her medical records which states she takes Valtrex for herpes. DUH.
Something isn’t quite right, though. Sources say that Paris actually owns the rights to the videos and photographs. They claim that Paris edited the videos to remove any sex acts and then leaked them. They claim she is profiting financially.
DUH! Of course she’s profiting. Paris would easily sell photos of her friends, her own vagina, anything to make a little extra cash. That’s why I haven’t paid to get into this site, because I don’t want that ho to see a dime from me!