Jade Goody is Wanted

January 19, 2007 / Posted by:

Celebrity Big Brother contestant and douche Jade Goody is expected to be evicted within hours after using several racial slurs against Bollywood actress, Shilpa Shetty. Jade has named her arch rival “Shilpa Poppadum,” but insists it isn’t racist. After getting a talk from producers, Jade gave Shilpa a half-assed apology.

Thousands have flooded the call lines most likely sending Jade to the crowds. Unfortunately, there won’t be any crowds there since Channel 4 will not allow the usual crowd to greet the evictee. Police is also on hand to escort Jade to a safehouse where she will be kept for a week under 24-hour security.

Everyone from politicians to the India tourism board has something to say about what’s going on in the BB house. Her actions may have also caused an International rift between England and India.

Jade’s actions have also been bad for business. Stores left and right have pulled her perfume line from their shelves. One of the show’s advertisers also pulled out, not wanting to be associated with the controversy.

Jade’s face is full of so much fug that she should be evicted for that reason alone. It’s not fair to TV viewers to be subjected to such nastiness. I say we set her and Isaiah Washington up on a blind date!

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