Madge Seeks Marriage Help

December 4, 2006 / Posted by:


Madonna has looked to a top British therapist to help her crumbling marriage to Guy Ritchie. Apparently, her marriage is on the rocks and she really wants to fix it. She can fix it by jumping off a cliff. Anyway, sources claim the couple’s 6-year marriage is pretty much almost over.

The source said, “The marriage is near rock-bottom. They’ve been putting on a united front in public but behind closed doors their marriage has come under strain. The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their London home. But they are determined to make the marriage work and after a long heart-to-heart they both decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist.”

Why is Guy wasting his time? He just needs to dump hag face. She’s already ruined his career. Here’s picture of the two leaving dinner. Damn, those paparazzi are probably hoping for Madge to pull a Britney. If that happened I think all of their lenses would break into a million pieces and the city of London would crumble.



Thanks Youri

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