Blohan: “Paris Hit Me”

November 27, 2006 / Posted by:

Lindsay Blohan has claimed that she was at a party attended by Paris Hilton at a friend’s house when the skank hit her for no reason. She said this to a camerman while leaving the house.

She said, “I’m saying this on tape. She hit me for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house. I didn’t know she would be there and she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me. It hurts and it’s not OK.

“I’m sorry for everyone who thinks I’m crazy but I’m just trying to act.”

Paris and her new BFF, Britney Spears, were both at the party but aren’t commenting on the incident. I will comment for both of them and say “CRACK IS WACKED BLOHAN!”

Dumb ho is jealous, because all weekend she hasn’t been getting any paparazzi love due to the Brit/Paris union. Furthermore, why didn’t she hit her back? I mean, I want to hit Paris for no reason and imagine if I had an exuse? I’d beat that ho till her wonky eye turned normal.

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