Category: Tatum O’Neal

Rosie O’Donnell And Tatum O’Neal Might Be Doing It

September 3, 2015 / Posted by:

Recently, the universe decided that we needed a new couple that redefines “random” and so it pulled out Rosie O’Donnell’s name from a hat and pulled out Tatum O’Neal’s name from another hat and BOOM. A new random couple was born.

Rosie O’Donnell’s rep denies that she’s humping on Tatum O’Neal and says that the two have been strictly friends for years. But People says that they’re more than just friends and Tatum has given Rosie a coochie to cry on as she heals from the sad shit that went down with her daughter.

Tatum said a few months ago that she’s been doing the backstroke in the lady pond recently. Rosie O and Tatum O went to the opening of the Hamilton on Broadway last month and they supposedly had an “intimate” dinner afterward. The source says that their love is bi-coastal and when they’re not doing it in Nyack, they’re doing it in Los Angeles. The source said this about The Double O:

“They are romantically involved. It’s a bicoastal relationship. They are confidantes. They are hanging out. They have seen each other on both coasts, in Nyack and in Los Angeles.”

Page Six says that Rosie O jokingly called Tatum O “her new wife” at the opening of Hamilton. The Daily Mail also posted screenshots of tweets that Rosie O re-tweeted about Tatum O. Yup, that obviously means they’re fucking. Rosie O is still technically married to her second wife Michelle Rounds. They broke up earlier this year and are going through a messy divorce.

If these two really are together, then their union has all the makings of a mess waiting to explode. When they’re not screaming at each other, they’ll be make-up munching and when they’re not make-up munching, they’ll be screaming at each other until their mouths fall off. They’re going to be like Chico’s version of Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan.


Tatum O’Neal Is Turning Into Squinty Zellweger

July 26, 2013 / Posted by:

As bystanders yelled, “Bitch, why did your sockets eat your eyeballs,Tatum O’Neal strolled onto the NYC set of the Jennifer Aniston movie Squirrels to the Nuts on Wednesday. (Maybe Tatum plays a squirrel?) Tatum’s face was smooth puffy and she kind of looked like Channing Tatum wearing a stretched out rubber Renee Zellweger mask. A plastic surgeon type, who hasn’t fucked Tatum’s face with a filler needle, told Radar that in his professional medical opinion, Tatum probably gained a little chunk and also filled her face with the blood of Lara Flynn Boyle (aka Botox).

“Although weight gain can make a face look fuller, the amount of fullness is impressive. I suspect that she may have undergone injections of fat into her cheeks, which can occasionally balloon with massive weight gain. Her skin is smooth and pristine, which may be due to Botox injections and a series of chemical peels.”

I don’t know if it’s a good thing or a bad thing that Tatum’s eyes are in the Squinty position. On one hand, she won’t have to suffer through the pain of seeing her father come at her with his wiggling tongue. On the other hand, she won’t know that the man she’s flicking tongues with is her father.

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