And The Hottest Halloween Costume Award Goes To…..

I bow down to the genius brains of Jacki who paid tribute to the worldwide sensation known as Spaghetti Cat by dressing up as him for Halloween. She perfectly captured the hungry look for spaghetti noodles in his crazy eyes. Half of me wants to cuddle with him and pour tomato sauce on his nude noodles. The other half wants to run away and hide under my bed. This is my dreams and nightmares come true! The real Spaghetti Cat has that effect on me too.

Spaghetti Cat and his batshit crazy owner will be very proud. I’m sure they will dedicate a paw-washing session to Jacki. “This is the way we wash our paw….”

Spaghetti Cat! Spaghetti Cat!

Some of you drunk whores might still be hungover from your night of debauchery, so here’s a little Spaghetti Cat to make you feel better. Sip your second Prairie Oyster of the day and let Spaghetti Cat soothe your head.

SC made a return to “The Soup” this past week during a clip of “I Love Money.” I hope that hot pussy wore protection, because those bitch’s skank diseases are highly contagious.

Thanks Jayne