Open Post: Hosted By Kyle MacLachlan And Jeff Goldblum Working The Catwalk At The Prada Menswear Show

Nobody’s gonna buy that a wispy 19-year-old male model is actually going to be walking around the streets of Milan, Paris, or New York wearing a 90-pound floor-length wool coat because dressing for the weather is not the look. No, these boys are out here #inthesestreets shivering just so they can show off their nipple piercings. So it was clever of Prada to sandwich waifs between two hearty slices of whole-grain men by having Kyle MacLachlan open their Fall/Winter Menswear show at Milan Fashion Week with Jeff Goldblum bringing up the rear. Not that Kyle, and especially not that Jeff doesn’t have titty hardware, but it takes wisdom, maturity, and restraint to hold one’s nipple situation close to one’s chest.

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