In FML News: Olympic Gymnast Breaks Leg, Then They Drop His Stretcher

You might have to hold my hair back as I type this because broken bones make me vom. French gymnast Samir Ait Said was just flipping along yesterday, trying to achieve his Olympics dreams, when he broke THE FUCK out of his leg during a dismount. Seriously, legs shouldn’t flop in that direction. I’m blogging at a Starbucks today and watched the video here for the first time. When the horrific part came, I yelled out loud and the woman breastfeeding at the table beside me (it was already an awkward sitch at the Starbucks) nearly dropped her greedy-mouthed infant. So, when you watch the second video below, you’ve been warned. It’s dreadful. Brace yourselves.

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