Chris Brown And His Publicist Go Their Separate Ways

It’s the season of the bouncing ass publicists! Charlie Sheen’s was first and now Page Six is saying that Chris Brown’s publicist, Tammy Brook, has turned in her Nerd Power membership card. Was it because Tammy was sick of her BlackBerry burning up due to requests from scientists wanting to study the gamma radiation that flows through Chris’ veins? Or was it because the Hulk Urkel blames her for the questions Robin Roberts asked him on Good Morning America? Tammy says its neither. Being the good publicist that she is, Tammy says to stop being so dramatic, because it’s not like that. In a statement to TMZ, Tammy says that her work is done now that Chris’ album is out.

“I am an entertainment/music publicist and was hired as a publicist, as they often are, to work specifically on his music publicity for the term up to the release of Chris Brown’s F.A.M.E. album, which was released on Tuesday March 22 and is entering the Billboard and iTunes charts at number 1 this week.”

I love and support Chris and it has been an honor to be a part of this album and I look forward to the possibility of working with him again in the future.”

And then she added, “AAAAAAAH! Don’t throw that chair! I’m going! I’m going! I promise! Let me grab my bag!”

But seriously, now that the role of Chris Brown’s official shit picker-upper needs filling, I’m going to nominate the perfect replacement. MOM BREEZY, of course! This can be her first statement to the press on Chris’ behalf:

Team Breezy movement? Err. I think I just made one of those, which is a signal that I’m about to do a “HUGE” thing. That’s why my dog got out from under my chair and headed for cleaner air.

And here’s some pictures of Chris with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran at Richmond International Airport today. Notice the giant knot on her head. Looks like Karrueche beat Chris to the punch, so to speak.