This is the first promo shot of the EVENT OF THE CENTURY or something. It's the Spice Girls together again and of course Posh is back on top. She probably kicked a lot of them to get there. Everyone looks alright I guess, but when did Geri get major wonk in the eye? They could've used a little more of the photoshop on these ladies.
They have also added more dates. In addition to the other dates they will also play Vancouver, San Jose, Shanghai. The tour starts December 2nd in Canada.
Um…just a thought? Shouldn't they change their name to the Spice Grannies? They aren't really "girls" anymore.
This is hilarious! When the Spice Girls broke up in 2001, so did the fake Spice Girls. Now that the original group are reuniting this Christmas, the fake group will do the same and they can't wait!
AHAHAH! Look at Posh! I will say for being the low-rent Spice Girls they really matched those outfits up pretty much perfectly. I mean you can tell they bought that shit at Daffy's or something like that, but still!
That's like a before & after Photoshop job of the Spice Girls.
In what has become the worst-guarded secret in music has become a reality. The Spice Girls announced today that they will reunite after 7 years. They will embark on a 25-city World tour as soon as this Christmas.
Sources say that the girls have already headed to the studio to record their "vocals" for the tour. I mean, these are the effin Spice Girls do you expect them to sing live?
The source said, "When the girls sing out of tune on stage, the mistakes in their voices are instantaneously corrected – in less than a tenth of a second – by computer to perfect the pitch and tone."
"And it is this remastered "virtual voice" which belts out across the arena. The girls' vocals are altered so quickly that it will appear the resulting perfect voices are live and their own."
Can we also use that technology on Britney Spears when she makes her big comeback?
The Spice Girls will each take home around $20 million, so it's not a mystery as to why they reunited. Old sluts! When I saw their asses they even lip-synced their fucking dialogue. So hot.
That being said, what the hell is Geri wearing? Is she trying out for Pollyana the Musical?
People Magazine is reporting that the DNA results for Murphy Brown came back and Eddie Murphy is indeed the father. Sources close to Melanie Brown say that Angel Iris Murphy Brown is definitely Eddie's.
They said, "There was no doubt in people's minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn't a surprise to her. She knew all along."
Eddie hasn't seen Murphy Brown yet and wouldn't comment on the latest results.
It's going to get ugly!
Above is Eddie shooting a movie near KFC yesterday. Pamela Anderson isn't going to love that either.
Today Eddie Murphy has been ordered to submit a DNA test to see if he's the baby daddy of Angel Iris, daughter of spice girl Melanie B. Here they are at the facility to get tested.
According to The Sun a source claims, “At least this way they will know officially whether Eddie is the daddy or not and move on from there. This isn’t about the money, it’s about Angel knowing for sure who her dad is.”
Why did it take so long? Of course it's about the money! It'll be funny if Maury comes out and says Eddie is not the father and it ends up being Kevin Federline's kid. Then Eddie will be free to hump more trannies and make five more Shrek movies in peace.
