Congratulations are in order for ubiquitous Sports Illustrated cover model and amateur baseball analyst Kate Upton, 26, and her husband, Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander, 35. They announced via separate Instagram posts that Kate gave birth to the next generation of busty supermodels, a little girl named Genevieve Upton Verlander, on Wednesday.
What happens to those hats if they DON’T win? Do they become collector’s items? Isn’t that a little “Dewey Defeats Truman“ of them?
Model and Twitter activist Kate Upton married her longtime boyfriend, World Series-winning Houston Astros pitcher Justin Verlander, in what E! describes as a “lavish Italian wedding” yesterday. Justin’s kind of having the best week ever, huh? He won a World Series ring and he married the woman that man straight guys in the world fap over. The afterglow will probably dim the next time he gets pulled from the mound and his new wife gets indignant and jiggles her way over to Twitter to tweet for the coach’s arrest because it’s a national disgrace