You Can BUY Love

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen took their love affair on vacation this past weekend. The two visited the $40,000 Playboy suite at the Palms casino in Las Vegas. The two-story suite features a Jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, an 8-ft. rotating bed and a full bar. The couple partied at gay club, 8 1/2 for a little bit before retreating to their love nest in the sky.

Brit was recently in Vegas where she “fell asleep” on New Year’s Eve. Witnesses say the two looked happy as ever.

Of course he’s happy! He’s with a known love idiot! I mean if Brit is dickmatized by you she will buy you anything and everything. Homeboy better milk that (sorry for the pun) for all it’s worth!

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Britney Did Not Barf All Over Her Toy

X17 claims that these photos of Britney Spears and new toy, Isaac Cohen, showed Isaac covered in Brit’s barf. They say that while he cleaned himself up, Brit sucked on a lollipop to get the stench out of her mouth. Flynet now claims that it wasn’t Brit barf, but actually a peanut butter chile spread that Isaac had in his pocket. The spread broke in his pocket and all over his lap and hands. They say they heard it from the horses’ mouth, no not Britney. I didn’t know Isaac could actually talk? That’s no fun. Who wants a toy that actually speak?

I’m not sure what’s worse? Britney barf of peanut butter chile spread?