Behold, Chris Christie Giving You Camel Toe, Moose Knuckle And Everything In Between

June 4, 2015 / Posted by: Michael K

Mimi and CoCo better step their meaty pussy game up, because a cuntender has arrived out of absolutely nowhere and is threatening to steal away their title as masters of the suffocating crotch.

Chris Christie, the Governor of New Jersey and possible presidential candidate, played in a celebrity softball game for charity at Yankee Stadium yesterday and he answered the question, “What would it look like if a camel and a moose held hooves while watching a sunset together?” Chris Christie’s got the entire pedicure department of a zoo up in his baseball pants. That’s a camel toe/moose knuckle situation that could stop traffic on a bridge.

Usually, when you see someone with a crotch that looks like a tightly-wrapped soft fortune cookie, you take a picture for your Camel Toe and Moose Knuckle Hall of Fame scrapbook and then you wonder if anybody told them about the tangled mess that’s happening down below. Maybe somebody did tell Chris Christie that those tight baseball pants made his balls look like two newborn hamsters spooning. Maybe he didn’t care. Maybe his crotch looking like donkey lips blowing a kiss is his way of throwing shade at the Democrats.

If Chris Christie don’t care, he should put that on his campaign poster, because being proud of his juicy camel toe game is a selling point.