Category: Ennis Howard Plemons

Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons’ Baby Name Has Been Revealed

May 12, 2018 / Posted by:

And in celebrity baby news that’s not about the newest Kardashian money-maker making her Instagram debut…

It was revealed this week that that Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons contributed to our planet’s overpopulation problem with a baby boy who, judging by his parents’ skin tones, is probably in the running for “Palest Human On Earth.” But the most important part about the birth hadn’t been revealed until now – the name! The Blast got a hold of the birth certificate (there is no privacy anywhere ever) and we’d like to welcome Ennis Howard Plemons to this life. And well, that’s quite a name. He sounds like an old-timey failed presidential candidate who ran on the Bull Moose platform in 1912. Continue reading

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >