Controversy Erupted After Good Girl Siba Beat Good Boy Daniel For Best In Show At Westminster

Meet Siba, the glamorous bitch who pranced her way to victory at last night’s Westminster Dog Show finals. Siba, a 3-year-old Standard Poodle, is the Joan Collins of dogs. No one’s gonna sit here and tell me Siba’s never casually thought about tossing the contents of her water bowl into some deserving bitch’s snout and was only stopped from doing so by her lack of opposable thumbs. Siba’s a winner dahling, and don’t ever forget it.

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