Hot Slut Of The Day!

Patty O’Green from Rainbow Brite – Patty loves everything green, she’s Irish and you know the ho loves to booze, toke and party. Note the band-aids on her knees! Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sebastien Jondeau – Karl Lagerfeld’s fan holder, bodyguard and model. Now this is what a bodyguard should look like. Kevin Costner can sit down now.

Some say Sebastien is Karl’s secret lovah. I don’t know about that, but you know Karl makes him fan his face…with his peen.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Wei from Wei East on HSN – When I got home last night, I did my usual: watch HSN while stuffing my face with as many preservatives as possible. Last night was special because Wei was selling her ancient Chinese secrets and I was mesmerized. The world could have been ending outside and I would’ve kept on watching. Here’s a clip, but it’s best viewed with some booze in your system and a fucking Snickers in your mouth:

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Mayflower, the stumpy pony of Southahampton, England! – Mayflower is making bitches in the town go crazy, because when they drive by, they think a pony is stuck in the mud! This prompts their stupid asses to call for emergency help! Firefighters have been called out there 4 times only to find a hot bitch with short legs NOT in need of assistance. Mayflower just throws her head back and laughs at those dumb ass whores for being so damn stupid. She’s got them all fooled! Although, if she does ever get stuck in the mud, nobody will call…. Fuck, she needs to figure that out.

For Sara

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Kelly Foxton – International entertainer, self-proclaimed squirrel whisperer (not in a pussy-blowing kind of way, I think) and mother of fellow HSOTD the Sugar Bush Squirrel.

For Emma

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Daphne Selfe – At the hot age of 80, Daphne is possibly the Britain’s oldest supermodel. A supermemaw! Daphne started working as a model in the 1950s. She retired when she got married to start a family. After her husband passed away, she started working again 11 years ago. Now she does everything from walk in shows for D&G to model in campaigns for Olay and Nivea. And Daphne claims she’s never gotten pulled, tucked or nipped. All those other hos need to step aside for the supermemaw!