Hot Sluts Of The Day!

Milton, Monty, Maude, Margot, Maggie and Molly – Valentino’s six precious and spoiled ass pugs who go wherever he goes. They even have their own damn butler. Only 5 are featured here, because the other one is probably getting its ass wiped with silk. Valentino’s pugs are also the scene stealers of the documentary Valentino: The Last Empreor which opened in NYC last week.

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Brooke Theiss – I know her best as the slutty and hottest Lubbock sister, Wendy, from Just the Ten of Us. Brooke’s first big role was in Nightmare on Elm Street 4 where she was transformed into a roach! Brooke is now doing big things on the silver screen. I mean, she was in Catwoman the movie as “Ferris Wheel Mom!!”

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Augie the money hungry dog from Apex, N.C. – This bitch right here is my kind of dog, but just keep him away from my cash. You see, Augie has a taste for cold hard cash money! His owner Kelley Davis found out the hard way after she couldn’t find $400 cash she got from working overtime as a psychical therapist. After Kelley searched all over for the money, she realized Augie might have ate it. She took him for a walk and sure enough, some of the caca-covered money came pouring out of his ass! Kelley took it home, washed it off and counted around $60. During the next few days, more bills were dispensed out of Augie’s ATM (Asshole Teller Machine) in pieces. Kelley is going to send the doody dollars to the Treasury Department in hopes that they give her new money. Great, so that means if you get a $20 bill with a butt raisin on it, you can thank Augie! Clip below:

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Ina Garten – Chef, author, mistress of class and host of The Barefoot Contessa

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Dolores Aveiro – Cristiano Ronaldo’s sexy ass mother! Excuse her beauty, right? Now we know who has all the class, glamour and sexiness in the family. This bitch right here!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Elizabeth “Lib” Hatcher Travis – Randy Travis’ ravishing wife who brought the glamour to the audience of American Idol last night.

Now feast your eyes on this stunning creature and her luscious glow-in-the-dark hair. It’s totally natural!