Category: Crazy
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Abel Xavier – I was going through pictures of whatever the other day and hit the motherfucking brake when this hunk of peroxide popped up! Abel is like some soccer player-type from Mozambique (the name of my first born) who used to play for the LA Galaxy, but was let go last year, because Becks obviously didn’t want any competition in the hot sex department.
When Xtina sang about a Genie in a Bottle, Abel is the genie she was REALLY talking about. You know, all RiRi (see below) has to do to fix her Morris Day mop is to throw some peroxide over it so that she can look like this beauty. I need some of this!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Su Pollard – The Daily Mail named Su, who is an actress, the “Wacked Dresser in Britain,” but I call this bitch the hottest. If you’re going to dress like a crazy subway lady who steals clothes from the Salvation Army, this is the way to do it! This some Punky Brewster meets Elton John meets Dame Edna meets my sister when she was 6 shit. Send all your unwanted sequined shit to Su!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Jenette Goldstein – Private Vasquez, the bad ass Latina butchie bitch, from Aliens. Yes, this ho played a Latina dyke even though she’s Jewish!
For Julie
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Hot Slut Of The Day!
1/2 Price – The rapper with no legs! This dude doesn’t have any fucking legs, but he can bounce and swing better than half of the bitches out there. This video seriously has it all: bonging, a kiddie pool filled with empty beer cans, whores, peen in the head and a surprise in the fridge. Seriously, I don’t know if I can ever open my fridge when I’m home alone again.
And 1/2 Price and the “I Have No Legs” dude from Kids need to get together for a remix. Obviously.
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Hot Slut Of The Day!
Ziggy the painting dog – Ziggy is a 3-year-old Pekingese from Southern California who has learned how to paint abstract shit using a paper towel roll attached to a paint brush. His owner taught Ziggy and says his works of farts go for around $170 at auction. She donates all the cash to an animal rescue organization.
It looks to me like Ziggy is trying to write “HELP ME,” but can’t seem to paint out the letters clearly. Keep trying, Ziggy! Don’t lose hope. A clip of Ziggy’s skills below. You know he’s over this shit!