Afternoon Crumbs

Whenever you start to think that nothing is possible, just remember that these two messes somehow made a baby together – Just Jared

And to think, it was only a few years ago that Casper Smart was driving a Big Wheel around the preschool playground – Lainey Gossip

KFed then went on to say, “And bitch STILL better have my money every month!” – Celebitchy

Wait, I thought all the male professors at NYU were giving James Franco only Bs and Js – The Superficial

I guess now is as good a time as any to get acquainted with Stephanie Seymour’s crotch – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Before all you ciggie haters cry about how this is the nastiest thing ScarJo has put in her mouth, I need to remind you that she once gargled on Sean Penn’s prune sacks – Hollywood Tuna

Sarah Hyland’s hair looks like it’s eating her head – The Berry

These guys are TOO in love and my bitter old queen ass kept waiting for a kitten to maul them both – Towleroad

Paula Patton brings her curly belly button out for GQ – Popoholic

Where is the CTRL+ALT+DELETEWILLYANDKATE function when you really need it? – Popsugar

Corgi in a swing. The end. – OMG Blog

Girls have more shit to say – The Daily What

The waist on Kellan Lutz’s piece has left me in a state of confusion – Hollywood Rag

Ashley Tisdale’s first mistake of the day was choosing that outfit – Cityrag

JoJo still exists – I’m Not Obsessed

Xenu, please, Suri already has a pony and his name is Tommy Girl – Videogum

This isn’t the first and it won’t be the last time that Charlie Sheen’s photographed with scared fish in his hand – SOW