Afternoon Crumbs
If you’re trying to form a proper response to Stepford Katie awkwardly sexing it up like Tommy Girl in the men’s sauna, just let the look on David Letterman’s face lead the way – Lainey Gossip
Pimp Mama Kris wants everybody to forget that Ray-J’s crooked dick fucked her entire family into the spotlight – The Superficial
Laurieann Gibson has been evicted from the Haus of CaCa – Celebitchy
Kiss your eyes with some of the glamorous elegance CoCo is blowing at you – Hollywood Tuna
It’s always a sad day when I learn that gorgeous raccoon with bent cinnamon stick eyebrows hates lesbians – Towleroad
Nothing says “happy holidays” like Anna Friel’s tits – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Amy Adams in InStyle – The Berry
The cantalope-scented soy candle on my coffee table looks more human than Megan Fox’s face does – Popoholic
George Clooney thought about offing himself once and then someone farted and he giggled himself back into the living again – ICYDK
Charlize Theron on Vogue – Just Jared
Pink’s baby friend makes her blue carpet debut – I’m Not Obsessed
Well, your hands would look like that too if you punched into the chests of virgins to pull out their hearts, mash it in your fists and smear it all over your face – Cityrag
The Fanning Sisters are slightly terrifying in W Magazine – Popsugar
Speaking of terrifying, here’s more of Meryl Streep’s Teddy Ruxpin facial expressions in the new trailer for The Iron Lady – OMG Blog
Liam Neeson made a Fergie in his pants – Videogum
Michael J. Fox and Michael J. Fox Cub – SOW