Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 6, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

The Coke Bottle-Playing Mariachi Man!

Some might say this is some chunti ass shit, but I say this is some ingenious ass shit! IN THIS ECONOMY, trumpet players have to blow into whatever is available (Cut to John Travolta painting his b-hole like a trumpet).

When it’s your My Big Fat Quinceañera time (Note: Why isn’t there a My Big Fat Quinceañera reality show? TLC, get on that!) and you’ve spent your mariachi budget on a lit up dress with matching fiber optic veil and a Menudo cover band, you’re going to wish that you had this dude’s number. I mean, you can’t say that he’s THAT low-budget. He’s using a Mexican Coke bottle, not a Shasta bottle. Give him some pointy boots and he’s really ready to party like it’s the real thing, baby.

via Arborath

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