Night Crumbs
Angelina Jolie will star as opera legend Maria Callas in a movie by Pablo Larraín who directed Jackie (starring Natalie Portman as Jaqueline Kennedy) and Spencer (starring Kristen Stewart as Princess Diana). And just like Jackie and Spencer, this Maria Callas movie titled Maria, won’t cover her whole life and will instead focus on her final days in Paris before she died at the age of 53 in 1977. So because this is from Pablo Larraín, expect to see Angie emoting art house angst while wandering through fancy hallways. And Angie’s probably going to lip-synch in this one, but if Pablo ever wants her to sing, “aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh,” all he has to do is say the words that are music to Angie’s ears, “Yes, Ms. Angie Jo, that dress comes in black.” – The AV Club
Because Elon Musk has a reputation as a real-life cartoon villain to uphold, he reportedly plans to cut more than 5,000 jobs at Twitter (75% of Twitter’s staff) after he takes over. Well, the silver lining is that at least those laid-off employees won’t have a job where they have to call Elon Musk their overlord – AP
The good news is that Anna May Wong is the first Asian American on US currency, but the bad news is that her coins aren’t going into circulation. Although, that’s probably good news for cashiers because I’d only pay in coins if I had Anna May Wong coins – Celebitchy
Now for four words that would make any TV crew member shake with fear: Ellen DeGeneres is back. Well, she’s back in a YouTube show anyway – Just Jared
And in actual good comeback news, national treasure Joni Mitchell will grace the stage as a headliner for the first time in 23 years – Pitchfork
In case you didn’t know, the world is all out of liberties because Ryan Murphy took them all while making Netflix’s The Watcher – Pajiba
Here’s the video for Taylor Swift’s Anti-Hero, which features Too Many Taylors, John Early, The Waitress from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and Tay Tay letting us know she’s a 30 Rock fan by cooing out “sexy baby” – Lainey Gossip
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