Night Crumbs

July 5, 2022 / Posted by: Michael K

At Wimbledon over the weekend, a new British IT couple (well, if the year was 2010, maybe) went public when Tom Sturridge and Alexa Chung touched lips while hanging out with his ex Sienna Miller and her man. Sienna Miller must have eyes on the back of her head because she’s either smirking with jealousy at the piping hot passion between her ex and his new girlfriend or she’s smirking at her ex wearing a hat that he obviously stole from a teenage 90s sitcom star – Lainey Gossip

Britney Spears’ lawyer, Mathew Rosengart, has accused her former business management, Tri Star, of helping to create her conservatorship and making $18 million from it. “See, see, it was ALL them, and I am totally innocent!” said Daddy Spears before slowing back out the exit door – Variety

Over the weekend, Backstreet Boys performed with a fan (Drake) who really showed his excitement by awkwardly dad dancing, doing minimal crooning, and busting out several “I have no idea what to do so I’m just going to play with my earpiece” moves – OMG Blog

Hmmm, I must have missed the part of Joe Biden’s POTUS victory where he said, “And the only person I really need to thank is Debra Messing and Debra Messing alone for getting me elected!” – Gawker

The tiny little annoying thing known as Tom Cruise got taken down at the box office and it took a bunch of his fellow tiny little annoying things to do so – Pajiba

A new portrait of Prince Pierced Peen and Princess Charlene was released, and she looks healthy and not totally like she’s wearing her best running shoes because she’s planning to make a break for it at any moment – Celebitchy

Quentin Tarantino is somebody’s father again – Just Jared

Big Sean will soon be somebody’s father because Jhené Aiko is pregnant with a Littler Sean – The Root

Pic: Karwai Tang/WireImage/Getty

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