Night Crumbs
In the first official royal portrait of Duchess Kate and Prince William together, Kate is working The Vampire Wife’s dress (or Little House on the Prairie Goes Disco, as I see it) as P. Willy strikes a Sears Portrait Studio pose. And their smirks tell me that while they were posing, the artist, Jamie Coreth, said to them, “Pose like you’re watching Meghan and Harry sashay out the exit door.” – BBC
Yup, it took Justin Timberlake less time to apologize to DC for his “constipated bear possessed by the spirit of a drunk uncle” moves than it took for him to apologize to Janet Jackson – Lainey Gossip
From The Department Of Ezra Miller Must Be Stopped: Ezra Miller is supposedly housing a young mother, who is reportedly a victim of domestic abuse, and her three young children on their Vermont farm that is stocked with guns. Ezra with a gun?! Not fucking scary at all! And sadly, I don’t think anyone’s surprised that Ezra’s messy life has slid into Martha Marcy May Marlene territory – Jezebel
Oh look, here’s Sam Taylor Johnson reminding us that she got with Aaron Taylor Johnson when he was 18 and she was 42 by celebrating their 10-year wedding anniversary in a vow renewal ceremony. Yeah, a vow renewal ceremony (aka the kiss of death), so don’t be surprised if the next post from Sam starts with, “After much consideration, we have decided with much love and respect to go our separate ways...” – Celebitchy
As Pimp Mama Kris kries over Kendall Jenner leaving a relationship without producing another grandchild for her to make money from, the Kardashian Kurse has been officially lifted off of Devin Booker since he and Kendall are done – Complex
I’d much rather watch a riveting biopic about Aunt Voula’s twin lump but we’re getting a third My Big Fat Greek Wedding movie instead – EW
John Cena is now a record-breaking Make-A-Wish wish granter – Just Jared
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