Night Crumbs
What in deconstructed straitjacket meets Party City clearance section meets JCPenney intimates department HELL is Madonna wearing?! Did she get dressed while wearing those sunglasses… in the dark… during an earthquake… as her acid trip peaked? But well, this is the perfect ensemble to wear if you’ve got to work as a sous chef from 6 pm to 9 pm and then have to go-go dance at a New Year’s Eve party at 9:15 pm – Celebitchy
Like sleazy brother, like sleazy brother: Chris Cuomo has been accused of groping former boss in front of her husband at a party in 2005 – Pajiba
This is not the Jennifer’s Body sequel that I wanted, but yet, I’ll still drunkenly watch it on a Saturday night – OMG Blog
Somebody, please arrest and charge Kelly Clarkson with crimes against humanity for shoving Christmas music into ears in September! – Lainey Gossip
Ashley Olsen posed at some event with her new dude, Louis Eisner, making it the first time she’s done a red carpet in two years. Ashley is back to show these youngins’ how to really “prune” – Us Weekly
Jason Derulo and Jena Frumes broke up, just four months after she gave birth to their child. Well, the good news for her is that she no longer has to partake in his TikTok foolery – SOW
After letting us know that she was not ready to talk about the tragic death of Willie Garson, Sarah Jessica Parker was finally ready to pay tribute to him and did so on Instagram – The Hill
Hailee Steinfeld is serving up some “just got back from 1997 where I cleaned up at a Wilson’s Leather sale” chicness – Popoholic
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