Afternoon Crumbs

Don’t mind George Clooney, he’s just snorting up her dandruff – Lainey Gossip

Motorboat Me Elmo – The Superficial

Raggedy Ann’s long-lost ads for control top Leggs – Hollywood Tuna

This is what it’s come to: the “cleaning the pool” photo op (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Kirstie Alley lost 50lbs of fat Thetans from her body thanks to a diet called Photoshop – Celebitchy

This teacher knows how to do it – The Chive

Snooki’s family does everything together, including getting a massage – OMG Blog

The broken condom baby of Heidi and a Keebler elf – Popoholic

A giant cunt in a sea of gays – Towleroad

It took me a few blinks to realize this is not Detective La Toya – Just Jared

Kim Kardassian already can’t feel her face, now she can’t feel her nipples thanks to that tighter than tight dress – Egotastic!

Zahara’s “You’re not getting my good angle” side-eye – Popsugar

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey stopped having fun – I’m Not Obsessed

But where’s the Backinup Backinup Lady costume? – Buzzfeed

Roxy Baby should’ve tucked before the fight – Holy Moly!

Beyonce fucked my wallet and all I got was these House of Derriere tattoos – ICYDK

Rachel Bilson pulls the “Ooops, I dropped my purse” move – Hollywood Rag

Why is JLo posing with two plastic cats? – Cityrag

The owner of Segway dies after falling over a cliff…while riding a Segway – TDW