Night Crumbs

At this very moment, Howard Stern, his wife Beth, and all their pussies are probably floating on a pool of cash that SiriusXM dropped into their home. Because Howard has signed on for five more years with SiriusXM, so his 40 million listeners will get his voice in their ear holes for another half-decade. The new five-year deal could be worth up to $120 million. So now that Sirius threw more money at Howard, can he please bring back Fartman and I only say that because if I’m ever in the presence of Fartman in the future, I’ll catch his farts with a jar since they’re worth at least a few grand each – Bloomberg

Like many, COVID-19 has killed Karamo Brown’s love life. I don’t know, I would think it’d be easy for new love to blossom during these times. I mean, you can’t spend that much time together in person so they can’t get annoyed by your quirks, you get to talk to them behind the comfort of a Zoom filter, and whenever you want to get it on, you have to use a glory hole. Those are all the ingredients for everlasting love!- Celebitchy

Charlize Theron let out a “yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!” on the idea of her starring in a lesbian Die Hard, and I’m all for it due to the simple fact that we’d all get to do the backstroke in the angry tears that homophobic trolls would squirt out over this – Pajiba

Ben Affleck’s chest declares that the drama is over – Lainey Gossip

Luke Evans never tried to hide his gayness, so says Luke Evans – Towleroad

I see that Hilary Duff is a fan of that “RuPaul’s Drag Race season one” Vaseline filter – Popoholic

For some Juicy Couture campaign, Madonna’s eldest daughter Lourdes Leon was done up as though an early-aughts Paris Hilton just queefed all over her. And Lourdes’ shoot did make me miss the days of the early-aughts when we all just strolled through the streets in our chonies – Egotastic!

Pamela Anderson used a bikini picture of hers to woo Trump into pardoning her boo Julian Assange – SOW

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