Afternoon Crumbs

Taylor Lautner is sick of hearing “TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT!!!” To which I say “TAKE OFF YOUR TOP THEN!” – Popsugar

While B.Coop looks for a baguette to butter in Paris, Squinty goes running – Lainey Gossip

Katy Perry wearing a rubber dress from Camp Beverly Hills fetish line – Egotastic!

Just because you look like you’ve been sleeping under the floor boards in a crack house for a few days doesn’t mean you’re perfect for True Blood, Lindsay Lohan – The Superficial

Glamberace declares that he’s not a whore. The whores of the world are relieved – Towleroad

Pink is really into this circus shit (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

RPattz is going to die in 6 years and so will the rest of us because the mournful wails from all the Twihards will turn us to dust – Celebitchy

What a coincidence, this is how I play Guitar Hero too – Popoholic

Now THIS is talent – OMG Blog

What in the four cavities during one visit hell is this? – Just Jared

Annalynne McCord’s camel toe can’t even save that outfit – Hollywood Rag

Omarion pretty much got a 1/10th of a handjob on stage – Necole Bitchie

Don Ho was most likely reincarnated as one of these dogs – Cityrag

You gotta be a new kind of desperate to want a piece of Omarosa – Crunk + Disorderly

NOOOOOOOO: Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead is getting remade! I’ll be crying on the catwalk in front of the backyard pool if you need me – SOW

But what about Grandma Wrinkles? – ICYDK

Kelly Kapowski had a baby girl, didn’t name her Screecherina – I’m Not Obsessed