Afternoon Crumbs

July 22, 2020 / Posted by: Michael K

Every bathing suit model in the game needs to pull up a chair and allow Martha Stewart to school them on how to really serve bathing beauty allureness to the camera. Martha posted this picture to her Instagram and went on about her pool in the caption, but who cares about her pool! We’re all swimming in her frosted pink sexy. That pic looks like a cross between Martha trying to sneakily let out a pool fart without making surface bubbles and Martha accidentally taking a picture while messing with the filters on her camera. I guess those two things are the ingredients for the perfect come hither pout. Sports Illustrated should make this picture its official Swimsuit Edition – Lainey Gossip

The reign of Jabba the Trump has made noted George W. Bush-hater, Natalie Maines, give us the image of her touching lips with Dubya – Celebitchy

Rub & Tug, the story of trans man Dante “Tex” Gill will go on without Scarlett Johansson and will be turned into a TV series. They plan to cast a trans man in the role, but I’m sure he’ll be overshadowed by the role of a pivotal tree who will be played by ScarJo – Jezebel

Here’s some vintage Debbie Harry doing cable access – Kenneth In The (212)

Sydney Sweeney, the love child of Christina Hendricks and a 70s sitcom blonde, is giving you magnificent chichis for days – Popoholic

Anna Camp says she went without wearing a mask one time and caught coronavirus – SOW

The darker, sexier Perry Mason got renewed for a second season – Just Jared

A Paul Lynde biopic is finally happening and will star Billy Eichner – Towleroad

Pic: Instagram

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